1. Congressional Democrats know they can always blame senile incontinent Robert Byrd for their farts.
2. Democrats congratulate themselves on their latest "Homeless Initiative," insuring that everyone in America except a few liberal politicians will be homeless by 2012.
3. "Rock smashes pencil. Now you have to go in the cloakroom for 'Seven Minutes of Heaven' with Senator Clinton."
4. "Look, with one finger I can hypnotize Grand Kleagle Byrd. Usually, this only works on chickens."
5. Great Jumpin' Jebus, the skin on her face is tighter than an Emo-kid's jeans.
Best of The Man
Because his English was not that strong, French Prez. Sarkosy failed to realize that Byrd had just passed a resolution renaming his country Byrdistan.
Best of The Man
(inside Byrd's brain)1 "A french person who like Bush? Man I must be in hell...do I have pants on?...Soap, that is a funny word..soap."
Best of Army of Mom
Stop laughing senator, you're next to get hugged by the joker.
Best of sonicfrog
You talkin' to me? You Talkin' TO ME???
Best of Silhouette
A klansman, a socialist, and a Frenchman walk into a bar...
Best of Rodney Dill
"You're just Mauve-elous Nancy."
Best of Van Helsing
Sarko can't help but laugh, knowing that Sheets fell for the "pull my finger" gag only minutes ago, but having already forgotten, will fall for it again.
Best of prince of leaves
Guy on left: "Umm-hmmmm, I'd hit that. And Pelosi's not too bad, either."
Best of Kevin Walker
Of all the things she could have used Botox on, why can't it be her ass?
Best of Submariner
Waddaya mean he's NOT Sully's "special friend?" Is he the "Grand Beagle" or not?
35 comments:
WER IN UR MAJORRITY. WRITIN UR DUMB BILLZ.
Ok, no caption but is the guy on the left sneaking a peak at Pelosi's ass?
Because his English was not that strong, French Prez. Sarkosy failed to realize that Byrd had just passed a resolution renaming his country Byrdistan.
(inside Byrd's brain)
"A french person who like Bush? Man I must be in hell...do I have pants on?...Soap, that is a funny word..soap."
"C'm'ere and give Granny Nan a bit of that ol' Froggy tongue..."
Sorry - I just threw up a little in my mouth...
"Actually, mon cher, I'd raithairre kiss heem..."
Granny Nan hides the knife intended for the BusHitler lover's back.
Stop laughing senator, you're next to get hugged by the joker.
Kobe, he's open.
Look over there, it's a pile of embryos for you do stem cell research on. *quick, maybe I can escape the hug while she's looking for fresh blood*
*last two letters in verification: FU*
*still laughing* Byrd's brain.
That's a rich one. Byrd. Brain. Byrd with a brain.
Hurry, get your tickets now for the next Broadway hit starring Nancy Pelosi as the Purple People Eater.
The old standby:
Pull my finger.
Nancy: It's time for action.
Prez: We surrender.
Nancy: Not THAT action.
You talkin' to me? You Talkin' TO ME???
A klansman, a socialist, and a Frenchman walk into a bar...
"You're just Mauve-elous Nancy."
"...but Nancy how can you flip him?"
Somebody really should wake Senator Byrd up before he falls down and breaks a hip.
double the u wrote:
Ok, no caption but is the guy on the left sneaking a peak at Pelosi's ass?
By Jove, I believe he is!! Heh heh. Don't blame him, though. Pelowsee is hawwt.
Wow, who ever thought we'd see a Frenchman with more balls than the Senate Majority males?
"Gawd, Pelowsi's got a nice a$$."
Sen. Byrd just spots Ted Kennedy passed out on the floor with a bottle of Chivas...
Byrd wonders if he had a dollar for every time a Frenchman supported President Bush, he'd had $1.
-Compliments to the funny-looking court-fool, your Majesty!
-Oh, just wait until you see him jugle and dance!
Sarko can't help but laugh, knowing that Sheets fell for the "pull my finger" gag only minutes ago, but having already forgotten, will fall for it again.
double the u wrote:
Ok, no caption but is the guy on the left sneaking a peak at Pelosi's ass?
I thought the exact same thing. *suppresses shiver*
duke of red said...
By Jove, I believe he is!! Heh heh. Don't blame him, though. Pelowsee is hawwt.
My sphincter just snapped shut and retreated far into my colon. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Guy on left: "Umm-hmmmm, I'd hit that. And Pelosi's not too bad, either."
Suddenly pulling out a nearly invisible (and fully x-ray-proof) glass stilletto, Nancy plunges it deep into Sarkozy's heart while screaming: "This is for Segolene!!!"
Mon Dieu, zeez is your "conscience of zee Senate? And I thought we were in trouble!
"And I see you have Arafat's infamous Red Binder over there, Madame Speaker. How close you two must have been."
Guy on the left: Of all the thing she could have used Botox, why can't it be her ass?
Ugh, a little part of me just died typing that.
By Jove, I believe he is!! Heh heh. Don't blame him, though. Pelowsee is hawwt.
Looks to me like she is rubbing her little mons pubis off on the desk - which is likely the most action she has seen in a decade or three. No make that century.
Nan; "OK Sarksie, guess which hand I have your balls in?"
Waddaya mean he's NOT Sully's "special friend?" Is he the "Grand Beagle" or not?
is that a dild0 poking her in the you-know-what?
Byrd:
"SOOOOOOOOO!!! Pelosi DOES like that thing i use every night!!!!!"
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