1. Congressional Democrats know they can always blame senile incontinent Robert Byrd for their farts.
2. Democrats congratulate themselves on their latest "Homeless Initiative," insuring that everyone in America except a few liberal politicians will be homeless by 2012.
3. "Rock smashes pencil. Now you have to go in the cloakroom for 'Seven Minutes of Heaven' with Senator Clinton."
4. "Look, with one finger I can hypnotize Grand Kleagle Byrd. Usually, this only works on chickens."
5. Great Jumpin' Jebus, the skin on her face is tighter than an Emo-kid's jeans.
Best of The Man
Because his English was not that strong, French Prez. Sarkosy failed to realize that Byrd had just passed a resolution renaming his country Byrdistan.
Best of The Man
(inside Byrd's brain)1 "A french person who like Bush? Man I must be in hell...do I have pants on?...Soap, that is a funny word..soap."
Best of Army of Mom
Stop laughing senator, you're next to get hugged by the joker.
Best of sonicfrog
You talkin' to me? You Talkin' TO ME???
Best of Silhouette
A klansman, a socialist, and a Frenchman walk into a bar...
Best of Rodney Dill
"You're just Mauve-elous Nancy."
Best of Van Helsing
Sarko can't help but laugh, knowing that Sheets fell for the "pull my finger" gag only minutes ago, but having already forgotten, will fall for it again.
Best of prince of leaves
Guy on left: "Umm-hmmmm, I'd hit that. And Pelosi's not too bad, either."
Best of Kevin Walker
Of all the things she could have used Botox on, why can't it be her ass?
Best of Submariner
Waddaya mean he's NOT Sully's "special friend?" Is he the "Grand Beagle" or not?