Monday, November 12, 2007

The Usual Gang of Idiots

Frank IBC


1. Congressional Democrats know they can always blame senile incontinent Robert Byrd for their farts.

2. Democrats congratulate themselves on their latest "Homeless Initiative," insuring that everyone in America except a few liberal politicians will be homeless by 2012.

3. "Rock smashes pencil. Now you have to go in the cloakroom for 'Seven Minutes of Heaven' with Senator Clinton."

4. "Look, with one finger I can hypnotize Grand Kleagle Byrd. Usually, this only works on chickens."

5. Great Jumpin' Jebus, the skin on her face is tighter than an Emo-kid's jeans.

Best of The Man
Because his English was not that strong, French Prez. Sarkosy failed to realize that Byrd had just passed a resolution renaming his country Byrdistan.

Best of The Man
(inside Byrd's brain)1 "A french person who like Bush? Man I must be in hell...do I have pants on?...Soap, that is a funny word..soap."

Best of Army of Mom
Stop laughing senator, you're next to get hugged by the joker.

Best of sonicfrog
You talkin' to me? You Talkin' TO ME???

Best of Silhouette
A klansman, a socialist, and a Frenchman walk into a bar...

Best of Rodney Dill
"You're just Mauve-elous Nancy."

Best of Van Helsing
Sarko can't help but laugh, knowing that Sheets fell for the "pull my finger" gag only minutes ago, but having already forgotten, will fall for it again.

Best of prince of leaves
Guy on left: "Umm-hmmmm, I'd hit that. And Pelosi's not too bad, either."

Best of Kevin Walker
Of all the things she could have used Botox on, why can't it be her ass?

Best of Submariner
Waddaya mean he's NOT Sully's "special friend?" Is he the "Grand Beagle" or not?




35 comments:

CJ said...

WER IN UR MAJORRITY. WRITIN UR DUMB BILLZ.

Double the U said...

Ok, no caption but is the guy on the left sneaking a peak at Pelosi's ass?

The Man said...

Because his English was not that strong, French Prez. Sarkosy failed to realize that Byrd had just passed a resolution renaming his country Byrdistan.

The Man said...

(inside Byrd's brain)
"A french person who like Bush? Man I must be in hell...do I have pants on?...Soap, that is a funny word..soap."

Submariner said...

"C'm'ere and give Granny Nan a bit of that ol' Froggy tongue..."


Sorry - I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Submariner said...

"Actually, mon cher, I'd raithairre kiss heem..."

Submariner said...

Granny Nan hides the knife intended for the BusHitler lover's back.

Army of Mom said...

Stop laughing senator, you're next to get hugged by the joker.

Army of Mom said...

Kobe, he's open.

Army of Mom said...

Look over there, it's a pile of embryos for you do stem cell research on. *quick, maybe I can escape the hug while she's looking for fresh blood*

*last two letters in verification: FU*

Army of Mom said...

*still laughing* Byrd's brain.

That's a rich one. Byrd. Brain. Byrd with a brain.

Army of Mom said...

Hurry, get your tickets now for the next Broadway hit starring Nancy Pelosi as the Purple People Eater.

Army of Mom said...

The old standby:

Pull my finger.

Army of Mom said...

Nancy: It's time for action.
Prez: We surrender.
Nancy: Not THAT action.

sonicfrog said...

You talkin' to me? You Talkin' TO ME???

Silhouette said...

A klansman, a socialist, and a Frenchman walk into a bar...

Rodney Dill said...

"You're just Mauve-elous Nancy."

Rodney Dill said...

"...but Nancy how can you flip him?"

duke of red said...

Somebody really should wake Senator Byrd up before he falls down and breaks a hip.

duke of red said...

double the u wrote:

Ok, no caption but is the guy on the left sneaking a peak at Pelosi's ass?


By Jove, I believe he is!! Heh heh. Don't blame him, though. Pelowsee is hawwt.

duke of red said...

Wow, who ever thought we'd see a Frenchman with more balls than the Senate Majority males?

duke of red said...

"Gawd, Pelowsi's got a nice a$$."

lawhawk said...

Sen. Byrd just spots Ted Kennedy passed out on the floor with a bottle of Chivas...

Byrd wonders if he had a dollar for every time a Frenchman supported President Bush, he'd had $1.

Sigurd said...

-Compliments to the funny-looking court-fool, your Majesty!
-Oh, just wait until you see him jugle and dance!

Van Helsing said...

Sarko can't help but laugh, knowing that Sheets fell for the "pull my finger" gag only minutes ago, but having already forgotten, will fall for it again.

Kaptain said...

double the u wrote:

Ok, no caption but is the guy on the left sneaking a peak at Pelosi's ass?


I thought the exact same thing. *suppresses shiver*

duke of red said...

By Jove, I believe he is!! Heh heh. Don't blame him, though. Pelowsee is hawwt.


My sphincter just snapped shut and retreated far into my colon. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

prince of leaves said...

Guy on left: "Umm-hmmmm, I'd hit that. And Pelosi's not too bad, either."

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly pulling out a nearly invisible (and fully x-ray-proof) glass stilletto, Nancy plunges it deep into Sarkozy's heart while screaming: "This is for Segolene!!!"

Robert said...

Mon Dieu, zeez is your "conscience of zee Senate? And I thought we were in trouble!

jack reacher said...

"And I see you have Arafat's infamous Red Binder over there, Madame Speaker. How close you two must have been."

Kevin Walker said...

Guy on the left: Of all the thing she could have used Botox, why can't it be her ass?

Ugh, a little part of me just died typing that.

Anonymous said...

By Jove, I believe he is!! Heh heh. Don't blame him, though. Pelowsee is hawwt.

Looks to me like she is rubbing her little mons pubis off on the desk - which is likely the most action she has seen in a decade or three. No make that century.

Submariner said...

Nan; "OK Sarksie, guess which hand I have your balls in?"

Submariner said...

Waddaya mean he's NOT Sully's "special friend?" Is he the "Grand Beagle" or not?

Anonymous said...

is that a dild0 poking her in the you-know-what?

Byrd:
"SOOOOOOOOO!!! Pelosi DOES like that thing i use every night!!!!!"