Thursday, November 29, 2007

This Should Raise Some Flagpoles

Army of Mom


1. It gets better. They're jabbing the pointy end of the flagpole through Nancy Pelosi's heart.

2. So, would you rather see a rainbow flag hefted by Medea Benjamin, Cindy Sheehan, Randi Rhodes, Nancy Pelosi, and Patty Ireland? Didn't think so.

3. "O.K. Who brought the lighter?" And the other five babes immediately turned on and destroyed the Democrat infiltrator.

4. John McCain's new round of campaign ads almost made you forget about that whole Amnesty/ campaign finance reform / tax increase / media whore thing... almost.

5. Among aficionados of WWII themed pr0n, Skanks of Iwo Jima was not quite so well regarded as Whora Whora Whora.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I just iwojima'd all over my pants.

Best of Silhouette
Unlike the unpopular Susan B., the new design for the dollar coin was enthusiastically and immediately successful.

Best of The Man
Ron Paul finally found a military situation he wouldn't recommend pulling out of.

Best of sonicfrog
Icky! A roach! Kill It!!!

Best of Steve O
Republican women.

Best of Steve O
At first I was interested in the flagraising ceremony...then I was more interested... and then I was VERY VERY interested...

...and then suddenly I lost interest.


25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

We'll have it out in a minute Senator Clinton, but you should've taken it off of the base before you shoved it up your ass.

Jack Reacher said...

This is very similar to the proposed Bill Clinton memorial, but that one will have a smaller pole.

Jack Reacher said...

Pharmaceutical companies have signed deals with the V.A. to produce patriotic-themed medicine packaging. Here is the proposed design for a Viagra package.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I just iwojima'd all over my pants.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I didn'tknow MRE's came in a six-pack.

lawhawk said...

Oh say can you see, by Dawn's early light...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Clever picture, but did they have to use the set designers from the old Star Trek series?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Good thing they're wearing cammies to blend into their environment.

Silhouette said...

Unlike the unpopular Susan B., the new design for the dollar coin was enthusiastically and immediately successful.

GOP & College said...

1) How many blonds does it take to raise a flag?
Doesn't matter. There still has to be at least one brunette to do it right.

2) Doesn't the pole go in the other end of the freight train?

The Man said...

Small print on flag:
"made in china"

The Man said...

Akmed was pretty pissed. First, there were no 42 virgins in heaven waiting for him.

The Man said...

Ron Paul finally found a military situation he wouldn't recommend pulling out of.

sonicfrog said...

Icky! A roach! Kill It!!!

Colonel Forbin said...

Nice flag!

kg said...

One way to keep gay men out of the military.....

Double the U said...

They're jabbing the pointy end of the flagpole through Nancy Pelosi's heart.

Nancy doesn't have a heart.

Double the U said...

The enemy never took a shot at them.

Steve O said...

Republican women.

Steve O said...

At first I was interested in the flagraising ceremony...then I was more interested... and then I was VERY VERY interested...

...and then suddenly I lost interest.

Cybrludite said...

New at the Bejing Olympics: Group Synchronized Pole Dancing!

Kaptain said...

"So, like, um, just, like, grab hold of the end of this, like, um, tree-thingy, and we'll, like, um, pull you up, you know?" The All-Blonde Cliffside Rescue Unit weren't quick.

But there did seem to be an uptick in the amount of men needing to rescued from the sides of cliffs.

Anonymous said...

Deep inside the secret dream lives of Marines...

--DaveP.

Army of Mom said...

Somehow, I think they're raising more than flags.

Army of Mom said...

Ceremonial groundbreakings were well attended when the flag-raisers participated.