1. Rick was so excited when the stripper agreed to pull his finger that he failed to notice the earwig was halfway up his lobe.
2. "Hey, them ain't real!"
3. Rick was notably more enthusiastic than the rest of The Vagina Monologues audience.
4. Hillary made a note to herself. "I've got to screen my planted questioners better. This guy never should have picked for the question about free breast exams under HillaryCare."
5. Predicting how audiences will react to the castration scene in Caligula - The Musical was always hit-miss.
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"Man I just love Weekendupdate"
Uncomfortable moments ensue when a rally attendee points at Dennis Kucinich and says "That's him! That's the alien that took me to his ship!"
Charities appreciated the fund-raisers, but the bidding for Victoria's Secret items was usually, well, a little creepy.
A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, attempts to jump-start his career with a Price Is Right appearance.
Once again, Dr. Miller gets carried away at the Proctologists' Convention.
The audience at NYC's latest craze, live viewing of Caption This captioning, reacts to another fabulous reference to Kobe being open.
Just another Friday night, down at the bank Time-and-Temperature sign.
(I've got $20 on 38 degrees at 8:04)
"Gaia! It isn't just Edwards' performance that's dry and listless - look at his HAIR!"
One well-timed heckle during John Edwards Senior class play and as surely as Rosie O'Donuts binging at the King's Table Buffet, his future course was set.
Even as he grew older the Dutch boy never could resist putting his finger in a Dike.
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Look, look, its that moron from Florida. Hey, 'don't tase me, bro!' That's good stuff.
Some people really seem to enjoy the public water-boardings.
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