1. Rick was so excited when the stripper agreed to pull his finger that he failed to notice the earwig was halfway up his lobe.
2. "Hey, them ain't real!"
3. Rick was notably more enthusiastic than the rest of The Vagina Monologues audience.
4. Hillary made a note to herself. "I've got to screen my planted questioners better. This guy never should have picked for the question about free breast exams under HillaryCare."
5. Predicting how audiences will react to the castration scene in Caligula - The Musical was always hit-miss.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Man I just love Weekendupdate"
Best of Jack Reacher
Once again, Dr. Miller gets carried away at the Proctologists' Convention.
Best of Silhouette
The audience at NYC's latest craze, live viewing of Caption This captioning, reacts to another fabulous reference to Kobe being open.
Best of Army of Mom
Check out Clay Aiken's package!
Best of Whacko
Some people really seem to enjoy the public water-boardings.