Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Step Right Up and Touch the Homeless Man

Brender
1. "How can I eat a cookie when ennui won't loose her grasp of me?"

2. Reduced to a catatonic state, Dave Chapelle finally goes five minutes without using the N word.

3. "I asked for soy milk in my mocha espresso. What the hell kinda homeless shelter is this?"

4. Leroy was holding out for a 40 and a pack of Winstons before he'd let the Democrats take him to each polling station.

5. Either I'm still trippin' Leroy thought. Or that is one tiny-a$$ egg mcmuffin.

Best of metalgarth
I would say Todd Bridges has really let himself go, but everyone already knows that.

Best of Whacko
"Look, dude, you'd better take this orally, cause I promise you REALLY won't like the suppository."

Best of Jack Reacher
Having joined Nation of Islam in jail, Tyrone could no longer bear the sight of uncovered female forearms.

Best of Murphy Klasing
The three frisky TSA agents use everything in their arsenal to get the young black man to disrobe.

Best of Silhouette
You'd turn your head too, if a three-armed nurse was waiting on you.

Best of Submariner
Even after they've purchased one, some liberals are hesitant to touch their magic negro...

Best of Submariner
Unfortunately, Tyrone didn't know the ebonic word for 'cookie.'

Best of prince of leaves
With hurricane season over for another year, New Orleans courts a new emergency management director.

Best of prince of leaves
In Room 101 of Hillary's new MiniWell national healthcare centers, citizens will learn to once again love Big Sister with all their heart.

Best of Army of Mom
DeMarcus refuses the cookie and hot chocolate until he gets his Mother F***in' FEMA trailer.

Best of attmay
No I don't want no communion, bitch! I'm Jewish.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Dawn, Dawn, why hast thou forsaken me."


25 comments:

metalgarth said...

I would say Todd Bridges has really let himself go, but everyone already knows that.

Whacko said...

"Look, dude, you'd better take this orally, cause I promise you REALLY won't like the suppository."

Whacko said...

Man, Eddie Murphy has really fallen on hard times.

Jack Reacher said...

"Lemme get this straight; you won't touch it, except with gloves, and you 'spect me to put it in my mouth? And why is it white? Ain't you got no cookies of color?"

Jack Reacher said...

An intimate portrait of Jesse Jackson Jr. on election day, 2004.

Jack Reacher said...

Having joined Nation of Islam in jail, Tyrone could no longer bear the sight of uncovered female forearms.

Murphy Klasing said...

The three frisky TSA agents use everything in their arsenal to get the young black man to disrobe.

Silhouette said...

You'd turn your head too, if a three-armed nurse was waiting on you.

Submariner said...

Even after they've purchased one, some liberals are hesitant to touch their magic negro...



Hark; is that the sound of Dawn's head imploding yet again?

Submariner said...

Harlem Street Theatre performs AI.

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, Tyrone didn't know the ebonic word for 'cookie.'

prince of leaves said...

After months in the dungeon beneath the Clinton Library, Lucien "Luscious" LaRue finally gave in: he would tell the world Obama's scandalous secret.

prince of leaves said...

With hurricane season over for another year, New Orleans courts a new emergency management director.

prince of leaves said...

In Room 101 of Hillary's new MiniWell national healthcare centers, citizens will learn to once again love Big Sister with all their heart.

Army of Mom said...

DeMarcus refuses the cookie and hot chocolate until he gets his Mother F***in' FEMA trailer.

Army of Mom said...

Jamal's FEMA trailer was specially equipped with white folks to wait on him.

Army of Mom said...

Afraid that Bush is finally ready to finish him off with poisoned vanilla cookies, Quante refuses any food offered him by "the man."

Mr. Right said...

ORA...

Dark and Lonely on a Summer Night
Kill my Landlord, Kill my Landlord
Watchdog Barking, Do he Bite?
Kill my Landlord, Kill my Landlord
Slip in His Window, Break His Neck
Then His House I Start to Wreck
Got No Reason -- What the Heck
Kill my Landlord, Kill my Landlord
C-I-L-L My Landlord

Adjustah said...

Just another day of paternity testing for poor Eddie Murphy...

attmay said...

No I don't want no communion, bitch! I'm Jewish.

Rodney Dill said...

'nuther 'nilla wafer?

Rodney Dill said...

"yea, I know it won't help you much, but it makes me feel better."

Rodney Dill said...

"Dawn, Dawn, why hast thou forsaken me."

Submariner said...

No, it isn't ennui; he just found out his dad is chopper pilt Rasta-man...

Kaptain said...

Backstage at the latest WWE wrestling show, a scandal develops...








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