1. "How can I eat a cookie when ennui won't loose her grasp of me?"2. Reduced to a catatonic state, Dave Chapelle finally goes five minutes without using the N word.
3. "I asked for soy milk in my mocha espresso. What the hell kinda homeless shelter is this?"
4. Leroy was holding out for a 40 and a pack of Winstons before he'd let the Democrats take him to each polling station.
5. Either I'm still trippin' Leroy thought. Or that is one tiny-a$$ egg mcmuffin.
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I would say Todd Bridges has really let himself go, but everyone already knows that.
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"Look, dude, you'd better take this orally, cause I promise you REALLY won't like the suppository."
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Having joined Nation of Islam in jail, Tyrone could no longer bear the sight of uncovered female forearms.
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The three frisky TSA agents use everything in their arsenal to get the young black man to disrobe.
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You'd turn your head too, if a three-armed nurse was waiting on you.
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Even after they've purchased one, some liberals are hesitant to touch their magic negro...
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Unfortunately, Tyrone didn't know the ebonic word for 'cookie.'
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With hurricane season over for another year, New Orleans courts a new emergency management director.
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In Room 101 of Hillary's new MiniWell national healthcare centers, citizens will learn to once again love Big Sister with all their heart.
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DeMarcus refuses the cookie and hot chocolate until he gets his Mother F***in' FEMA trailer.
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No I don't want no communion, bitch! I'm Jewish.
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"Dawn, Dawn, why hast thou forsaken me."
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I would say Todd Bridges has really let himself go, but everyone already knows that.
"Look, dude, you'd better take this orally, cause I promise you REALLY won't like the suppository."
Man, Eddie Murphy has really fallen on hard times.
"Lemme get this straight; you won't touch it, except with gloves, and you 'spect me to put it in my mouth? And why is it white? Ain't you got no cookies of color?"
An intimate portrait of Jesse Jackson Jr. on election day, 2004.
Having joined Nation of Islam in jail, Tyrone could no longer bear the sight of uncovered female forearms.
The three frisky TSA agents use everything in their arsenal to get the young black man to disrobe.
You'd turn your head too, if a three-armed nurse was waiting on you.
Even after they've purchased one, some liberals are hesitant to touch their magic negro...
Hark; is that the sound of Dawn's head imploding yet again?
Harlem Street Theatre performs AI.
Unfortunately, Tyrone didn't know the ebonic word for 'cookie.'
After months in the dungeon beneath the Clinton Library, Lucien "Luscious" LaRue finally gave in: he would tell the world Obama's scandalous secret.
With hurricane season over for another year, New Orleans courts a new emergency management director.
In Room 101 of Hillary's new MiniWell national healthcare centers, citizens will learn to once again love Big Sister with all their heart.
DeMarcus refuses the cookie and hot chocolate until he gets his Mother F***in' FEMA trailer.
Jamal's FEMA trailer was specially equipped with white folks to wait on him.
Afraid that Bush is finally ready to finish him off with poisoned vanilla cookies, Quante refuses any food offered him by "the man."
ORA...
Dark and Lonely on a Summer Night
Kill my Landlord, Kill my Landlord
Watchdog Barking, Do he Bite?
Kill my Landlord, Kill my Landlord
Slip in His Window, Break His Neck
Then His House I Start to Wreck
Got No Reason -- What the Heck
Kill my Landlord, Kill my Landlord
C-I-L-L My Landlord
Just another day of paternity testing for poor Eddie Murphy...
No I don't want no communion, bitch! I'm Jewish.
'nuther 'nilla wafer?
"yea, I know it won't help you much, but it makes me feel better."
"Dawn, Dawn, why hast thou forsaken me."
No, it isn't ennui; he just found out his dad is chopper pilt Rasta-man...
Backstage at the latest WWE wrestling show, a scandal develops...
word verification inspiration: wcwxgut.
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