1. "Not a question," Hillary said, "But I do have something else I'd like to plant in you!"
2. First change in the third Clinton administration: Hostess uniforms on Air Force 1.
3. "Her hair is limp and lifeless, and so is my peener," Silky Pony sighed as ennui grasped him.
4. When Fox replaced its entire network schedule with Hot Model Underwear Wrestling, suddenly, nobody gave a hoot about the writer's strike.
5. When Hillary Clinton bites into a York Peppermint Patty...
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Ah twins. Obi Wan's failure is now complete. If you will not turn, perhaps she will.
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Hilldawg glanced at the new applicant and muttered "I'm sure I can find a new position with you, er, FOR you..."
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Does it seem like your coming down with teh ghey? Take two of these right before bedtime.
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The writers strike has caused us to pursue drastic measures on the set of Kid Nation.
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Oh goody! The Advent Calendar I ordered from Frederick's is here!
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Ah twins. Obi Wan's failure is now complete. If you will not turn, perhaps she will.
I'm sorry girls, but I don't think you're really qualified to be attendants on Virgin Airlines, now are you?
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Hilldawg glanced at the new applicant and muttered "I'm sure I can find a new position with you, er, FOR you..."
Rosie was thrilled; "SMORGASBOARD! And I'm not even Swedish..."
"...and remember - in case of a water landing, your flight attendant may be used as a flotation device. SOTG! That was ONLY in the case of a water landing..."
The Miller Twins are wearing their special outfits; it must be Thursday.
"Mr. Quagmire, did you have a question?"
"Yeah; how can I get my giggity into that?"
"Good news, Senator Kennedy; These float!"
"We can't cook. Who cares?"
Does it seem like your coming down with teh ghey? Take two of these right before bedtime.
The writers strike has caused us to pursue drastic measures on the set of Kid Nation.
ok we have 2 girls. Where's the cup?
Sully to the bartender: “Just keep ‘em coming until the twins start looking good.”
I just keep staring. Can't concentrate. Mind keeps wandering. Words not coming.
In the parallel universe, the brunette is still beautiful and the Hilldog is still a dangerous Marxist lesbo idiot.
Her spheres give me commotion,
The elements in harmony.
She blinded me with science!
And hit me with technology...
♪On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two maids a-milking...♪
Look, you sing it your way; I'll sing it mine.
Oh goody! The Advent Calendar I ordered from Frederick's is here!
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