1. "So, Dawn, who is this 'cracker' whose offensive stereotypes of African-American women have driven you to take up arms?"
2. "Ma'am... if you're determined to get those 'suckahs' at DSS to approve your food stamp application, you probably want to take the safety off."
3. "I agree, ma'am... far too many 'Livonia people' have been sneaking over into Inkster."
4. "Ma'am, trust me, Condi Rice is not the reason there aren't any good African men anymore."
5. "Yeah, I can't stand her sanctimony either. Tell you what, shoot her twice and tell her the second one was for her damned book club. "
Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, the center ring in the target is black. No, I don't know why...IT JUST IS, OKAY?"
Best of Submariner
Waiting period? Since you've got adequate ID Mr. - ahhhh - Cheney?, that shouldn't be a problem...
Best of Double the U
Damn girl, that is some nappy nail polish you have goin' on there.
Best of attmay
"Um, shouldn't I ask for the money first, and then shoot?"
Best of dj
Which way to the liquor store?
Best of Rodney Dill
"your aim will be better if you OPEN your eyes."