1. "So, Dawn, who is this 'cracker' whose offensive stereotypes of African-American women have driven you to take up arms?"
2. "Ma'am... if you're determined to get those 'suckahs' at DSS to approve your food stamp application, you probably want to take the safety off."
3. "I agree, ma'am... far too many 'Livonia people' have been sneaking over into Inkster."
4. "Ma'am, trust me, Condi Rice is not the reason there aren't any good African men anymore."
5. "Yeah, I can't stand her sanctimony either. Tell you what, shoot her twice and tell her the second one was for her damned book club. "
Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, the center ring in the target is black. No, I don't know why...IT JUST IS, OKAY?"
Best of Submariner
Waiting period? Since you've got adequate ID Mr. - ahhhh - Cheney?, that shouldn't be a problem...
Best of Double the U
Damn girl, that is some nappy nail polish you have goin' on there.
Best of attmay
"Um, shouldn't I ask for the money first, and then shoot?"
Best of dj
Which way to the liquor store?
Best of Rodney Dill
"your aim will be better if you OPEN your eyes."
16 comments:
"...and if you wear your hearing protection on your wrist, like Julie there, your wrists will never go deaf."
"Yes, the center ring in the target is black. No, I don't know why...IT JUST IS, OKAY?"
Chippewah supporters prepare for the Wolverine onslaught...
High grain hot loads are alright, honey, but for REAL knock down power, smart money's on homemade Dum Dums...
Yeah, this'll do for your average store security, Dawn. But since Old Navy went to Pinkerton's, you might want to upgrade to a Ruger Blackhawk Flattop.
Waiting period? Since you've got adequate ID Mr. - ahhhh - Cheney?, that shouldn't be a problem...
Damn girl, that is some nappy nail polish you have goin' on there.
Like my uncle said just before he passed away, "You can't beat a woman who shoots"...
"Um, shouldn't I ask for the money first, and then shoot?"
Another White House live-in staff member prepares for the possible return of Bill and Hill.
--DaveP.
Which way to the liquor store?
"I'm gonna make some ho's in Don Imus"
"your aim will be better if you OPEN your eyes."
No, hold the gun vertically like this, if you hold it sideways you look like a (gasp) a ummm, a ... ahh a, like one of those movie people that hold guns side ways or I believe rap artists do it also notthatthereisanythingwrong with that.
Like Granny always said, "Just remember, Honeychile: a Smith & Wesson beats four aces."
Be nice to African-American butch types while we are in the majority, so that when they are in the majority they will be nice to us.
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