1. Lousy teenagers! Throwing stuff off of Overpasses!
2. The driver would avoid a ticket by claiming he thought he was running down Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. Following the witch's curse, all McDonald's carry-out in the city reverted to to its original form.
4. The tragic end of an Enumclaw love triangle.
5. "Hey, what's Ted Kennedy doing in the front seat of that Yaris?"
Best of Kaptain
"Excuse me, sir, but have you heard about Dianetics?" Horse Scientology devotees became a bit more aggressive.
Best of Jack Reacher
It's just as well that police stopped asking for explanations from Kennedys.
Best of Van Helsing
Tragically, Senator Biden went through the windshield face first.
Best of Rodney Dill
The first showing of Pimp Your Buggy ended with tragic consequences.
Best of duke of red
"Officer, I was in the RIGHT lane, and this horse's a$$ just cut me off!!"
Best of GregMan
"That reminds me, how is Maureen Dowd these days anyway?"
Best of Rodney Dill
...she ain't what she used to be.
Best of curly
Caught on film by a stop light camera, the ticket was naturally sent to Hillary Clinton.
Best of Rodney Dill
Bummer for the driver that this happened in London.
Best of Submariner
Road rage in Amish country...
Best of Submariner
"I'm on my way to a critical vote? - crap, used that last time. Think, Patrick; think FAST!"
Best of sonicfrog
OK. OK. Shit - I am drunk! You Drive!
Best of Rodney Dill
"I meant throw the heroin in the front seat moron."
Best of Mr. Right
The investigation into Princess Diana's death takes yet another bizarre and disturbing turn...
Best of Rodney Dill
The Horse is a corpse, of course, a corpse.
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"Excuse me. Boy, do I feel like a Hillary."
"Glove box inspector!"
"Dammit, Kobe, I was open!"
verification word: yajrpist
"Excuse me, sir, but have you heard about the Lord?" Horse Scientology devotees became a bit more aggressive.
Britney just giggled when asked why she waited an hour and a half from the time of the accident until she called 9-1-1.
Japanese horse power verse horse horse power.
It's just as well that police stopped asking for explanations from Kennedys.
"Bad news, sir. The horse is now considered part of your automobile, and that puts your carbon emissions at unacceptable levels. Your fine is 30,000 Euros."
Never play chicken with a horse.
Tragically, Senator Biden went through the windshield face first.
The first showing of Pimp Your Buggy ended with tragic consequences.
"El Kabong!"
Super ORA:
Bambalance, the motion picture
The driver was given a Focus on the Family Commendation for silencing Sen. Kennedy's views on abortion.
The driver was given a Focus on the Family Commendation for silencing Rosie's views on proper parenting.
Y'all just don't get it, do you? This is the southern version of that "peformance art" crap y'all do up north...
Bubba looked sad; "I ain't been this turned on since Monica offered me a Have-a-Tampa..."
Mr. Ed never quite got the hang of "pressing the ham" at other vehicles.
After checking out Rover and his duck, Francis went after a compact.
Stop me if you've heard this one:
What do you get when you cross a Mustang with a Toyota?
DRUDGEBREAKING:
Mike al'Moore was arrested today for attempting to take a Happy Meal just purchased at drive through.
Developing...
Nothin' - nothin' - Just kickin' back and horsing around in my Yaris. You?
Hauling Ass
First the duck, then the dinosaur, and now the horse. Can that dog never be stopped?
"Officer, I was in the RIGHT lane, and this horse's a$$ just cut me off!!"
"Hayyyy! You're not Wil-llllbur!"
What was the last thing that went through the horses head when he hit the windshield?
His ass!
Jeez, the horseflies are huge in Kentucky.
Borat tries for a Kazakhstanian version of the old joke;
"Waiter - what's this fly doing my soup?"
"Oh my God! They killed Hillary!"
"That reminds me, how is Maureen Dowd these days anyway?"
...she ain't what she used to be.
for young unicorns, "tripping the light fantastic", is not just another saying.
ORA:
The Central Park Rangers always get their man. ALWAYS...
Must be a jihadi variety of an Arabian horse.
Caught on film by a stop light camera, the ticket was naturally sent to Hillary Clinton.
Bummer for the driver that this happened in London.
"It's Twue, its twue."
Gorkovsky Avtomobilny Zavod today announced its new car brand to be named after Catherine the Great.
Sauron had overestimated the Nazgul's ability to take on Billy Joel.
This is why I always bet on the grays.
Oh great, you watch; now California is sure to pass a law requiring horses who ride in cars to have seat belts AND air-bags!!!
Cool! I doubled-down on the car!!!
...she ain't what she used to be.
God, that's classic!!! My dad would have love it!!!
Road rage in Amish country...
"I'm on my way to a critical vote? - crap, used that last time. Think, Patrick; think FAST!"
That, Officer? It's just my hood ornament that came loose - I'm on my way to the garage to have it remounted right now...
I wondered what Sally Strothers has been up to...
...the horse was later charged with forced entry.
OK. OK. Shit - I am drunk! You Drive!
"I meant throw the heroin in the front seat moron."
Why drug sniffing horses were never really successful
Tex Knevel, Evel's, less bright brother, never did quite get the hang of jumping cars.
Horses is immune to Red Bull
Used-car salesman pitch: "Look at this little beauty. Grandma only drove it to church on Sundays. And this pocket rocket has a 135... 6, 136 horsepower rating..."
The investigation into Princess Diana's death takes yet another bizarre and disturbing turn...
"Well, first we removed the giant ball and found this underneath... I don't even want to begin to tell you where we found the giant polo mallet!
REVENGE!!!
It's pretty obvious that this isn't a horseless carriage...
The Horse is a corpse, of course, a corpse.
John Kerry in the front, Hillary Clinton in the back. A more apt metaphor for the Democratic party can't be found.
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