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1. Hillary's latest scheme was foiled when the perpetually tardy Bill was in a locker-room "eating cheerleader pie" instead of at midfield for the coin-toss.
2. "Yeah, that's another Imperial probe all-right. I keep telling them the rebel base is on Hoth, but do they listen? No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o."
3. As another light crashes down on the field, play is suspended until Pam Oliver calms down from her PMS attack.
4. An injured player is helped off the field in the first NFL Humans-vs-Transformers game.
5. "Wow, what else is that wrestler gonna pull out of his arse?"
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And suddenly, Truman just knew.
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The Indianapolis Colts used much better restraining bolts on their Ronco Crowd Noise Generator
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The Patriots suddenly had a little more explaining to do.
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Good thing for the union, that camera man could have lost his job.
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#75: "The guy installing it just kept muttering '220, 221, whatever it takes.'"
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Apparently there seems to have been a terrible miscommunication when Tony Soprano was hired for the "Television Contract."
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"See, it's just like we told you, Coach. This birdie just fell out of the sky. Why did the birdie fall out of the sky, Coach?"
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IM N UR FLD HITTN UR MEN
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Scotty: I don't think I kin give 'er anymore, Cap'n.
Bones: Jim, its dead.
Spock: This is not logical.
Captain Kirk: Where are the cheerleaders?
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The Wicked Witch curled up immediately after the trainer removed her ruby red slippers.
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The Indianapolis Colts used much better restraining bolts on their Ronco Crowd Noise Generator
The Patriots suddenly had a little more explaining to do.
Why couldn't that have happened when TO was winking at the camera!
Good thing for the union, that camera man could have lost his job.
"It keeps muttering something about Bill Bellicheck and the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator."
oil can... oil can... oil can...
#75: "The guy installing it just kept muttering '220, 221, whatever it takes.'"
And suddenly, Truman just knew.
Bill Bellichek just murmured - "I wish I'd thought of that..."
Apparently there seems to have been a terrible miscommunication when Tony Soprano was hired for the "Television Contract."
"See, it's just like we told you, Coach. This birdie just fell out of the sky. Why did the birdie fall out of the sky, Coach?"
The trainer felt a surge of remorse for not getting to the field soon enough with the Oilerade.
IM N UR FLD HITTN UR MEN
Scotty: I don't think I kin give 'er anymore, Cap'n.
Bones: Jim, its dead.
Spock: This is not logical.
Captain Kirk: Where are the cheerleaders?
Number 5's crumbling career led to many low-paying and sometimes dangerous jobs.
*Come on, some of ya'll have seen Short Circuit*
The Wicked Witch curled up immediately after the trainer removed her ruby red slippers.
Chicken Little felt vindicated.
The trainer tried to explain the engineering flaws that led to the collapse. Finally, the coach came out and simplified it: bad screw. camera fall. watch out. boom.
'Ow to speak Australian: oops.
Apparently, Fox Sports' mechanical running back ain't so tough after all...
"Toldya Manning couldn't do the Triple Lindy."
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