Thursday, November 15, 2007

One of these things is not like the others...

Timmah!


1. It was tough for Whoopi Goldberg, being the first black, male member of the Delta Gamma sorority.

2. Just as the orgy was about to begin, Buckwheat realized he was teh ghey.

3. "BRAINS!!!" (Sniff. Sniff) "BLONDS!!!"

4. "We're bitches, Rick James!"

5. "Oh... when you said we were all going to be 'black-maled' tonight, I thought you meant something else."

Best of metalgarth
The Fairy Princesses found out the hard way that getting a Magic Negro had its drawbacks.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
When Cynthia McKinney finally snapped.

Best of The Man
The next batch of interns for President Obama knows not to feed him after midnight.

Best of The Man
"I told you that nothing would happen if you say 'hey Kobe, I'm open' three times"

Best of Jonathan
Nice. Making fun of a demonically possessed African tribal shaman about to devour the souls of sorority chicks. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Best of attmay
A scene from one of Robert Byrd's re-election campaign ads.

Best of Colonel Forbin
At Tinker Bell Ballet School of Orange County, Jerome questions why he isn't being accepted by the other students.

Best of duke of red
"Boogah Boogah Boogah!!!"

Best of Whacko
No matter how hard he tried after the demise of Our Gang, Buckwheat never ever managed to get noticed again.


22 comments:

metalgarth said...

The Fairy Princesses found out the hard way that getting a Magic Negro had its drawbacks.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

When Cynthia McKinney finally snapped.

Jack Reacher said...

When Cletus finally made it to Livonia, he found it everything he dreamed it would be. (Sound of Dawn's head exploding)

Jack Reacher said...

Raymond thought things were going well after he duct-taped the door shut, until he realized the tape was stuck to his member.

The Man said...

The next batch of interns for President Obama knows not to feed him after midnight.

The Man said...

Spike Lee's next movie: The Freaknikcracker Suite.

Submariner said...

Looks like Subby's Workout Club is gonna need a new security guard...

The Man said...

"I told you that nothing would happen if you say 'hey Kobe, I'm open' three times"

Jonathan said...

Nice. Making fun of a demonically possessed African tribal shaman about to devour the souls of sorority chicks. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Submariner said...

Casting call for "The Nutcracker" always drew a couple of nut cases...

Submariner said...

Well Tinker my Bells!

Submariner said...

Sorry Jacko, but this is gonna be a DIFFERENT kind of "thriller."

GOP & College said...

1) 'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night. And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike...

2) A wind Tunnel...and a random crazy black man.

attmay said...

A scene from one of Robert Byrd's re-election campaign ads.

attmay said...

"Oh, here the white women at. Thanks!'

duke of red said...

Ohh Emm Gee.

"We're bitches, Rick James!"

Best. Caption. Ever.

Colonel Forbin said...

At Tinker Bell Ballet School of Orange County, Jerome questions why he isn't being accepted by the other students.

Rodney Dill said...

Doug E. Doug attempts a comeback.

Submariner said...

Despite his warning, nobody stood back or was impressed when Tyrone "whipped dis out." In fact, not one of the girls even noticed...

Rodney Dill said...

Earl never won at Charades.

duke of red said...

"Boogah Boogah Boogah!!!"

Whacko said...

No matter how hard he tried after the demise of Our Gang, Buckwheat never ever managed to get noticed again.