1. "OK... the runway repairs are behind schedule. We get the hint. Stop buzzing us!"
2. I CAN HAS CARNAGE?
3. "The reason that 'noisy cloud' looks like a jet is because IT IS a jet, you numbnuts!"
4. "Looks like drunken pilots from Northwest Airlines are pulling National Guard duty again."
Best of Anonymous
Boss... da plane, da plane !!
Best of Submariner
"Think we should turn on the landing lights?"
"No! That's just what they'd expect us to do..."
Best of Jack Reacher
Shortly before the pilot went to maximum thrust, the tower heard a radio transmission that said "This time we're racing for pinks, baby!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, Dave, remind me again why we're building this runway inside a volcano."
Best of Murphy Klasing
Here at JetBlue we will get you to your destination on time...no matter what.
Best of Merovign
Faster... faster... faster would be better!!!
Best of Robert
That's some major FOD on the runway Cap'n Striker but the jet blast should clear the strip - no problem.
Best of lawhawk
This is your Captain speaking. Landing might be a little touchy today. They're putting the finishing touches on it as I speak. I only hope they finish by the time I finish my approach.
Best of Kaptain
"Loud, incessant whine? I thought that was the Democrats!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Objects in Sully's rear are larger than they appear.
5. Two and a half years after Katrina, repairs continue at the New Orleans International Airport, which was not actually damaged in the hurricane, but a construction contractor made a big donation to William Jefferson and Mary Landrieu...
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The VTOL C-5's did tend to save on runway space
All your runway are belong to us.
Boss... da plane, da plane !!
"Is that... like one of those desert mirage thingies?"
Uh, Sarge? Strange transmission from Charlie 5 on approach. All he said was "Hey y'all in the tower - Watch this!"
"Think we should turn on the landing lights?"
"No! That's just what they'd expect us to do..."
Pilot to co-pilot; "It isn't the ID check on the runway that I mind so much, but driving this big bird through the serpentine barriers since 9/11 is a real mother.."
If you don't have to drive in and out of a military base, this one probably won't make much sense.
Shortly before the pilot went to maximum thrust, the tower heard a radio transmission that said "This time we're racing for pinks, baby!"
"Hey, Dave, remind me again why we're building this runway inside a volcano."
Here at JetBlue we will get you to your destination on time...no matter what.
Faster... faster... faster would be better!!!
That's some major FOD on the runway Cap'n Striker but the jet blast should clear the strip - no problem.
This is your Captain speaking. Landing might be a little touchy today. They're putting the finishing touches on it as I speak. I only hope they finish by the time I finish my approach.
Objects in your front windshield are definitely larger than they appear.
That's like landing in Fresno...
Big Bird always 'dusts' the runway before the Blue Angels land.
The Abu Ghraib prisoners on runway patching duty looked at their captors and begged to be stripped, stacked and put in dog collars again if only they could go back to their cells...
"Loud, incessant whine? I thought that was the Democrats!"
1) You know, I really wish they'd stop field testing the brakes on those.
2) Bring it fat @$$!!!
...and they laughed even harder when Frank showed up to direct the C-5 to the terminal wearing only his boots and his PPE.
That's a C-17, rustpicker. Oops, I mean, 'my Navy brother'.
Sorry, Steve. All those big things that can fall out of the sky look kinda the same to me...
Objects in Sully's rear are larger than they appear.
Phillip, I just farted!!!
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