1. "... Noam Chomsky as Secretary of Education, and Hugo Chavez as Secretary of State, that would pretty much be my dream cabinet."
2. ♪♪♪"I cook like Betty Crocker, And I look like Donna Reed
There's plastic on the furniture, To keep it neat and clean
In the Pine-Sol scented air, Somewhere that's green..."♪♪♪
3. "Actually, I began to suspect the questioner was a plant when she asked 'Why do you think Hillary will be a better president than you?'"
4. "And then I told Senator Byrd, 'It's okay, I'll just use a different drinking fountain from now on.'"
5. "Why Dawn, I do believe your milkshake is drawing me to the yard!"
Best of The Man
Another undecided voter poses a question for the CNN/You Tube debate.
Best of Rodney Dill
Mongo Like Condi
Best of Whacko
"What's so magic about me? Well for one thing I can fart 'We Shall Overcome.'"
Best of Submariner
John Edwards is GOOD!
Best of duke of red
".....do I have pants on?....soap....That's a funny word, soap...."
Best of duke of red
"Damm!t, Obama, stand your a$$ up!! We're saying the Pledge of Allegience!"
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Man, I must really be baked..Did he just say 'let's send a guy strapped with a bomb over to Hillary's campaign headquarters'?"
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Dreamy eyes and perfect hair, that is what I'm looking for in a mate....err running mate.
Another undecided voter poses a question for the CNN/You Tube debate.
At a Democrat strategy session, Shrillary lightens the mood by doing a striptease on the conference table, accompanied by Janet Reno.
Mongo Like Condi
Mongo Like Condi
Ok, I'm just gonna go home now. I can't top that.
"My interests are: fried chicken, watermelon, Cadillac cars, and running... for President." Obama's MySpace page caused many an exploding head.
"Damn, but that John Edwards has a fine ass..."
"What's so magic about me? Well for one thing I can fart 'We Shall Overcome.'"
I'd love to go shopping, Dawn, but I CAN'T be seen in an Old NAVY store...
Thought bubble; "...and after I'm elected, I should have the US completely subordinate to UN authority by April 1st, and sharia by 2010..."
Thought bubble; "Hillary... honor killing... >giggle<"
Thought bubble; "♪ Ohhhh, De camp town race track's fi' mile long - all de doo dah day♪
MAN! That Bobby Byrd can sing!"
John Edwards is GOOD!
"My, dat sho am sweet tastun!"
Thought bubble ".....do I have pants on?....soap....That's a funny word, soap...."
APOLOGEEZ TO THE MAN
"Damm!t, Obama, stand your a$$ up!! We're saying the Pledge of Allegience!"
"Man, I must really be baked..Did he just say 'let's send a guy strapped with a bomb over to Hillary's campaign headquarters'?"
Thought bubble... "God I love these THC pills. Now if they could only come out with blow in pill form I could get rid of this runny nose."
Just imagine...there I'll be in the White House and I'll never have to put my hand over my heart during the pledge again. Good times.
"Damn, but Hillary be lookin' fine in her thong."
Thought bubble: "I can't wait to see the looks on the Dems faces when they find out I really am Muslim! Ha ha!"
Ohhhh, THERE be the white women...
Let's see;
Al Sharpton - HUD Secretary? Maybe
Michael Jackson - Education Secretary? Probably
bin Laden - DEFinitely SecDef...
Raving on about jihad.
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