The newly elected mayor of Talladega Alabama celebrates his victory. Meanwhile, in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom celebrates by sharing organic herbal tea at the Patrice Lumumba Lesbian Marxist Atheist Collective and later pays a trannie hooker to shove a microphone up his butt.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Nope, I'm not runnin' for nothin'. I just like standing up here and shooting these things."
Best of Kyle Busch
Jimmy was happy with the win but deep down he was thrilled knowing later this evening he would get a 2-fer from his lover and teammate Jeff Gordon. (Remember: 24 goes into 48 two times.....)
Best of Cybrludite
You know, one day an archeologist is going to dig that trophy up and claim it's an arifact from a primative fertility cult.
Best of Double the U
They took the trophy away shortly after this when it was discovered the reason he won was because all the other cars had their tires shot out.
Best of Army of Mom
Coincidence that both my names are slang for my massive male appendage? I think not.
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When Disney wanted to syndicate their hit comedy Cars for television, they soon realized that Fox was probably not the best option.
"Nope, I'm not runnin' for nothin'. I just like standing up here and shooting these things."
How an ivy league college administrator sees students who want to be allowed to carry weapons.
If Dean had done this, instead of the rant that ended with a scream, he might have had a chance.
After an overnight redneck raid of firearms, Southerners adopt the Islamic way of celebrating.
Jimmy was happy with the win but deep down he was thrilled knowing later this evening he would get a 2-fer from his lover and teammate Jeff Gordon. (Remember: 24 goes into 48 two times.....)
When did Lowe's make dildos, and why are they marketing them in Texas?
Insert "How many objects have been inside Sully's ass" caption here.
You know, one day an archeologist is going to dig that trophy up and claim it's an arifact from a primative fertility cult.
They took the trophy away shortly after this when it was discovered the reason he won was because all the other cars had their tires shot out.
Hey, anyone else notice Jeff Gordon's hat right about level with JJ's crotch? Coincidence? I think not.
Hold on there, little lady and I'll save you from that runaway horse!
Coincidence that both my names are slang for my massive male appendage? I think not.
No, I'm not compensating for anything with these powerful, oversized firearms.
'Ow to speak redneck heartthrob: cowboy hat, guns and a giant sparkplug in the background.
Johnson celebrates after pushing his old broad out the car window: turn left, he says, go fast, he says. Why don't we stop and ask that nice spark plug back there for directions? But, nooo, turn left, go fast, over and over. I would swear we've gone around this road 300 times.
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