The newly elected mayor of Talladega Alabama celebrates his victory. Meanwhile, in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom celebrates by sharing organic herbal tea at the Patrice Lumumba Lesbian Marxist Atheist Collective and later pays a trannie hooker to shove a microphone up his butt.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Nope, I'm not runnin' for nothin'. I just like standing up here and shooting these things."
Best of Kyle Busch
Jimmy was happy with the win but deep down he was thrilled knowing later this evening he would get a 2-fer from his lover and teammate Jeff Gordon. (Remember: 24 goes into 48 two times.....)
Best of Cybrludite
You know, one day an archeologist is going to dig that trophy up and claim it's an arifact from a primative fertility cult.
Best of Double the U
They took the trophy away shortly after this when it was discovered the reason he won was because all the other cars had their tires shot out.
Best of Army of Mom
Coincidence that both my names are slang for my massive male appendage? I think not.