1. "Mom... Dad... I'm dating a Gorn."
2. Charles Johnson's kiddie pr0n.
3. "Nah, I'm used to it. I used to date Woody Allen."
4. "Well, screw you and your patriarchy-based concepts of marriage. Jub-Jub and I happen to be in love."
5. "Sh1t, is this real, or another acid flashback?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Din't know Jim Morrison was a pedophile.
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"I'm cold blooded, check it and see. Like girls at around age 3"
Best of Tim
Young Lovecraft was troubled by family photos such as these.
Best of Tim
Life was fine for Bonny and JubJub until winter hit and all Jubjub did was sit on the heating stone and eat fermented fruit.
Best of andthenblammo!
"Thanks, Dad, it's really cool; but I'd just like my Teddy Ruxpin back, if you don't mind."
Best of andthenblammo!
"I'm on to you, buddy; I'm too young to get into Playboy, and I'm sure this isn't Hugh Hefner. Pretty sure, anyway."
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"This is Chris Hanson. May I speak to all of you? Why don't you take a seat right over there."
Best of Jack Reacher
I see Nicole Richie had her baby.
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Jabba the Hut's early years. "NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!"
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Hillary and Bill: The Really, Really Early Years
Best of Dave P
I can has Prussian Blue?
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Oh, for a minute I thought this was a picture of Fred Thompson and his wife.
Best of Snarkyone
"Go on...guess my real name and I will not take your firstborn."
40 comments:
Paris Hilton, The early years.
The DailyKos had a field day with this picture making up stories about "Little Green Footballs."
Din't know Jim Morrison was a pedophile.
Stupidly, When Britney was a child, her parents told her that babies come from lizards.
When John Mark Karr dreams of reincarnation
"I'm cold blooded, check it and see. Like girls at around age 3"
Worst... Godzilla... Movie... Ever... was all the critics had to say about Woody Allen's remake.
Young Lovecraft was troubled by family photos such as these.
mixed species relationships are the hardest on the children.
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Cthulhu fhtagn!
Life was fine for Bonny and JubJub until winter hit and all Jubjub did was sit on the heating stone and eat fermented fruit.
"Hey, that 'kiss it, and it will turn into a prince!' didn't work with the frog, and I'm not falling for it again."
"Look, I'm really sorry I snuck into your yard, Mr. Johnson. Now call off your watch-lizard, please!"
Karma dealt cruelly, but fairly with Bill Clinton's next life.
"Thanks, Dad, it's really cool; but I'd just like my Teddy Ruxpin back, if you don't mind."
The weird thing is, NAMBLA has issued a statement about this sort of thing. They're against it!
"Thanks 'Uncle' Ted, I appreciate the new pet and the fact that it's amphibious, but I still don't want a ride home to Martha's Vineyard!"
Life lesson for girls, number 39: Never put off getting a prom date too long.
"I'm on to you, buddy; I'm too young to get into Playboy, and I'm sure this isn't Hugh Hefner. Pretty sure, anyway."
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"This is Chris Hanson. May I speak to all of you?"
From the unaired pilot for "V: THe Next Generation".
--DaveP.
I see Nicole Richie had her baby.
If this had gone up on a Thursday, I'd really be starting to worry.
Jabba the Hut as a young adolescent.
"NUM NUM NUM NUM!!!"
Is anyone else thinking e-coli or is it just the mom in me?
PSA: E coli. It could happen to you. Practice safe sex with iguanas.
*word verification: pee bdh*
The latest parenting trend of time out with the iguana.
Vague 80s music reference:
I wish I was in Tijuana, eating BBQed iguana.
Gulliver was so freaked out by the giant iguana that she didn't even notice the Lilliputians crawling up the iguana's tail.
Hillary and Bill: The Early Years
A young LGF addict: "Damn it Charles Johnson, I wish I knew how to quit you!!"
Scenes from Neverland Ranch
Pictures found in Gary Glitter's camera, #85467
I can has Prussian Blue?
--DaveP.
Oh, for a minute I thought this was a picture of Fred Thompson and his wife.
"Go on...guess my real name and I will not take your firstborn."
Lessee...
"Your first name would be RumpledSithSkin?"
First it was the cavemen bludgeoning zoo animals and eating them raw, and now the lizard is caught in a compromising position. What will Geico do for spokesmen now?
Mom, how do you deal with scaly skin again?
What little Susie sees whenever the babysitter brings over those 'special' brownies.
ORA:
Matt Drayton looked at his granddaughter and longed for the days he only had to worry about one of his girls bringing home a black man...
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