1. Unclear on the concept of Mardi Gras, Iranian mullahs flash their willies while simultaneously throwing beads at revelers.
2. "A fiddler? On the roof?"
3. "Why don't you guys go bother Kwame Brown?" Kobe demanded.
4. "Conga Conga Con-GA! Conga Conga Con-GA!"
5. Mad with absolute power, Ahmadinnerjacket amuses himself with games of "Pantsless Human Dominos."
Best of Army of Mom
*Jazz hands*
Best of Army of Mom
Arabic twister was sort of creepy.
Best of duke of red
Coming to Broadway, the musical version of "Death to Amedica!"
Best of Kaptain
"Monorail!"
Best of attmay
♫ I'm a dhimmi, You're a dhimmi,
He's a dhimmi, She's a dhimmi,
Wouldn't you like to be a dhimmi too? ♫
Best of jack reacher
In Islamic republic, government topples you.
Best of Robert
The Tehran chapter of Up With People ('cept for Jews, Christians, Hindus, Buddists, atheists, gays, women, people who like dogs...).
Best of Submariner
The view from the back of the Goverment delivery truck, handing out free goat cheese in Dearborn...
Best of Rodney Dill
"OK, who wants to wrestle Bruce Willis next?"
Best of Frank_IBC
♫ Oh, we're the boys in the Chorus
We hope you like our show...
We know you're rootin' for us
But now we have to gooooo... ♫
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*Jazz hands*
Disappointed with the stagehands strike, the cast of Obama and I took to the streets to perform.
Two words, sounds like ...
Arabic twister was sort of creepy.
*thought cloud over dude in front*
Hey, hey, hey, where is your other hand?!?!
Kobe, we're open!
The crowds at the camel races always went nuts when the dude with the shirt rocket came out to shoot t-shirts (or turbans) into the crowd.
RPG launcher auctions were always heated in Iraq.
Who needs a pair of odor-eaters?
Who boinked their camel this morning?
Who set their daughter on fire for marrying an American GI?
ANOTHER cartoon??!?!?
Coming to Broadway, the musical version of "Death to Amedica!"
"When I say Camel, you say Humper!"
"Camel!"
"Humper!!!"
"Camel!"
"Humper!!!"
"Monorail!"
♫ I'm a dhimmi, You're a dhimmi,
He's a dhimmi, She's a dhimmi,
Wouldn't you like to be a dhimmi too? ♫
In Islamic republic, government topples you.
You put left foot in,
You take left foot out,
You put left foot in,
And you shake all about.
You do Hokey Pokey and you blow self up.
That what it all about.
The ayatollah was pleased with the break dancing competition, until he realized some of the men were waving to him with their left hands.
The Tehran chapter of Up With People ('cept for Jews, Christians, Hindus, Buddists, atheists, gays, women, people who like dogs...).
Madrassa Jihaddis - an Islamic knock off of the Village People - perform:
♪It's fun to ululate;
P - B - O - H!
♪It's fun to detonate;
P - B - O - H!
>click<
>BOOM!<
The view from the back of the Goverment delivery truck, handing out free goat cheese in Dearborn...
No takers for a certified clean hooker eh... Then is anybody interested in a slightly used sheep?
Here we see a car swarm beginning to form; Muslim groupies are such a strange lot...
DRUDGEBREAKING: Ted Kennedy falls backwards, crushing entire Iran UN contingent. International ramifications expected. Developing...
Bowling for Mullahs
Tryouts for Detroit Lions wide receivers.
After Knut grew to 20' tall he wasn't quite so cute.
"OK, who wants to wrestle Bruce Willis next?"
♫ Oh, we're the boys in the Chorus
We hope you like our show...
We know you're rootin' for us
But now we have to gooooo... ♫
Y-M-C-A
"No we're not gay, Ahkmed is just following too close."
What's Sonny doing there?
The mullah sighed. Clearly, these unwashed masses were going to be difficult to teach the art of the Pimp Hand.
The local mullahs were not happy after they saw the 2 Girls 1 Cup video. However the video of their reaction has 130,324 views on You Tube.
Daisy chain Arab style.
"Who wants Short Shorts?
I want Short Shorts!"
and the song goes on around the world.
"Sully, Your my hero, let me be your Beagle!"
"The Zionists stole our bobsled!"
I like pleasure spiked with pain and
Music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane
Songbird sweet and sour Jane and
Music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane
Pleasure spiked with pain
That motherfucker's always spiked with pain
With Broadway shut down due to the writers strike, the often bitter NYT theater reviewer Duncan Shepard was sent to Pakistan's Mediocre Dim Way to check out an off, off, off, off Broadway retelling of "Beauty And The Beast"
Dearborn Street Theatre presents "Cool Runnings."
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