1. Marlene was getting a mite fed up with passersby shoving their trash in her mouth.
2. While Flaky Burger locked the doors for Oprah and her entourage, a disgruntled Britney Spears sat and pouted .
3. Good news, fellas. She's available.
4. Gay Day at Disneyland: Marlene flirts with the trash container for 45 minutes before realizing it isn't Rosie O'Donnell.
5. Um... no. For you, no more Cheezburger.
Best of divine miss m
This little piggy went to WalMart.
Best of Pauly
Marlene was upset that Oprah had backwashed into her Flaky Ice drink.
Best of racerboy
Wanted: Woman with own Hog
Must have own leathers.
Must know how to chang spark plugs, tires,
tune carbs, adjust valves, drive belts, etc.
Send picture of Hog
Best of Army of Mom
They call me Tater Salad, double cheeseburger all the way, extra onion rings, a Chocolate shake and a Diet Coke.
Best of Army of Mom
When Kate Moss fell off the wagon foodwise, she made up for lost time.
Best of Army of Mom
When Lula sits around the amusement park, she really sits AROUND the amusement park.
Best of Jack Reacher
Things to be thankful for: Well, this isn't a Thursday Babe photo.
Best of Double the U
The garbage can was upset because it thought the photographer was mocking it.
Best of Rodney Dill
Coming the summer of 2008 -- Porky's Ennui
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Wanna make bacon?
Twins!
An al-Jazeera propaganda piece makes the case for banning pigs and requiring niqabs.
This little piggy went to WalMart.
Marlene was upset that Oprah had backwashed into her Flaky Ice drink.
Marlene was upset that Oprah had backwashed into her Flaky Ice drink.
Trailer trash day at the amusement park.
Disgruntlement after reading the "If you are wider than this, you can't ride" sign.
OJR:
...like riding a scooter - only fun 'til your friends see you.
Poster child for the North Carolina Pork Festival.
5 seconds later Katie won the biggest mouth contest.
Wanted: Woman with own Hog
Must have own leathers.
Must know how to chang spark plugs, tires,
tune carbs, adjust valves, drive belts, etc.
Send picture of Hog
Look, Cletus - it's either me or him.
I'm considerin' dambit, I'm considerin...
The latest incarnation of Porky's movies left a lot to be desired and totally mislead men everywhere.
*in my best Ron White voice*
They call me Tater Salad, double cheeseburger all the way, extra onion rings, a Chocolate shake and a Diet Coke.
When Kate Moss fell off the wagon foodwise, she made up for lost time.
When Lula sits around the amusement park, she really sits AROUND the amusement park.
Lula's brand of blue jeans:
WIDE LOAD
If Lula walked backwards all you'd hear (aside from the swish of her jean legs rubbing together) is: BOOP, BOOP, BOOP
(the sound of an industrial truck backing up)
Lula's so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Chubby Chaser day at Disney World didn't garner the attendance the park officials expected; however, food sales skyrocketed.
Things to be thankful for: Well, this isn't a Thursday Babe photo.
When she started screaming about "Single-payer health care," Michael Moore's sister lost her anonymity.
Bloomberg wants to limit trans-fats in restaurant foods, as if people aren't smart enough to make their own choices about...er...damn. Okay, he has a point.
Jack Spratt could eat no fat... and now we know why.
You just know there's a little skinny guy hanging around her. "You gonna eat that, pumpkin?"
The garbage can was upset because it thought the photographer was mocking it.
John Andersen had a country hit "A High Dollar Woman In A Low Cut Dress."
This here's Pearl from the Dollar Store in a Mumu...
I guess it's true what they say - pets DO tend to look like their owners...
Separated at birth?
word verification (so far as I can tell): jjgflljjj
Bob thought he'd had a handle on his geniophobia, until he spotted the 'twins.'
Coming the summer of 2008 -- Porky's Ennui
"How'd ya get the black eye Earl?"
"Dunno, just said I wuz gonna stand by the pig."
The Hutt young were well known for their love of theme parks.
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