Friday, November 16, 2007

Jurassic Boner

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1. "A little higher... there you go."

2. "I call my discovery Bonersaurus Enumclawus."

3. The Bedrock M.E. reviews the sick, gruesome details of Fred Flintstone's death.

4. "The museum rugby scrum is tonight and I don't have a cup. I wonder if I could... nah-h-h-h-h-h."

5. "... and in keeping with our commitment to diversity, this skeleton will be exhibited on the backs of two prostrate Muslim women."

Best of Rodney Dill
This particular species became extinct because they were all gay, there were know as the Hump-a-sore-ass.

7 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Friends" plots you won't see---When he finds out his position in the Paleontology Department is being eliminated, Ross plans a lecture the class will never forget.

Pauly said...

Yabba Dabba Do Me.

Whacko said...

"Throw the bone!"

curly said...

The History of Toe Tapping: The Triassic Period.

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, after the feeding frenzy abated this was all we could salvage of the Clydesdale that fell into the pool with Rosie and Mike al'Moore ...

Submariner said...

Ross had a bone to pick with the Dept. Chair, and he wasn't gonna be stopped...

Rodney Dill said...

This particular species became extinct because they were all gay, there were know as the Hump-a-sore-ass.