1. It's said the difference between straight and bi is a six-pack, but Todd was something of a lightweight.
2. "Am I John Edwards intern or a Ron Paul intern? I can never remember."
3. Budget cuts at Busch are expected lead to some disturbing Superbowl commercials next year.
4. "There's been a horrible mistake! Apparently, this foul beverage was delivered to me and my tiara was delivered to some high school boys."
5. During a brief, rebellious period in college, Gavin Newsome drank a beer. He soon returned to chardonnay, LSD, and the smell of his own farts, like all good San Franciscans.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What party? I'm working a dual internship for Barney Frank and Patrick Kennedy."
Best of metalgarth
More scenes from "High School Musical III: Graduation Night" keep getting leaked on the internet.
Best of Silhouette
Must...resist...Minwax...caption...
Best of Van Helsing
I rest my case against light beer.
Best of The Man
The College Republicans have been known to haze new members, like Charles who was forced to dress like a College Democrat.
Best of GregMan
How Nature says, "Please punch me in the face".
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Malcolm In The Middle" was, ironically, also the name of Frankie Muniz's first post-stardom porno flick.
Best of Submariner
Errr, Mom and Dad? I have something to share with you...
Best of Rodney Dill
I'm not a real fairy, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night... with Johnny Weir.
Best of attmay
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And look at that he is drinking a "Bud Light (in the loafers)"
Brian spent most of the party clutching a beer in one hand, his wand in the other.
"What party? I'm on my way to interview for an internship with Barney Frank's office."
Due to the over whelming need for Fairy godparents in Iraq, the Fairy guild was forced to lower it's standards.
More scenes from "High School Musical III: Graduation Night" keep getting leaked on the internet.
Must...resist...Minwax...caption...
Tinkerbell loves light beer. Makes flying a lot easier.
I rest my case against light beer.
"Toto, too?"
"Toto, too."
BAD V, BAD!! TOO CLOSE TO THURSDAY!
Since Katrina, the New Orleans tooth fairy has hit rock bottom.
The College Republicans have been known to haze new members, like Charles who was forced to dress like a College Democrat.
How Nature says, "Please punch me in the face".
Foiled in his plan to issue driver's licenses to illegal aliens to make it easier for them to commit voter fraud and vote for Democrats, Elliot Spitzer tries to make it legal for residents of Happy Fairy Land to vote in New York State.
Yet another survivor of President Hillary's re-education camps is finally released.
The first attempts to clone John Edwards went horribly wrong... Actually, this one came pretty close.
"Where's Kobi? I simply must tell him I'm open!"
Though the question is normally rhetorical, I must answer "Does he look like a b#tch?" in the affirmative.
"Malcolm In The Middle" was, ironically, also the name of Frankie Muniz's first post-stardom porno flick.
"No Ann, don't shoot!"
Fortunately for the rest of us, Ann's a good shot and Leon would never get a chance to reproduce.
Twinkerbelle
Twinks Gone Wild
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and ...
What?
Johnny Weir found the outfit "FABulous!" once Geoffrey lost the beer.
More from the "Banned Forever From Disneyland" files.
Errr, Mom and Dad? I have something to share with you...
Tink Happy tawts
After handing Bruce a beer, Sully just kicked back and waited for the roofies to kick in; even though he didn't think he needed to...
"So there I was sunbathing by the sea with my pet iguana when, to my amazement, it spoke and said, 'Kiss me and I'll turn you in to a faggot princess.' I thought it said "fairy princess" and here I am. On a more positive note, I am old enough now to drink beer."
I'm not a real fairy, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night... with Johnny Weir.
"And now for my next trick I will make Cap This' readers' libidos magically disappear!"
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"When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother, 'What shall I be?'
She started crying
Then she got ripped
And then she said to me:
'You'll be just a Nancy-boy
There's nothing else you can be
The future is plain to me
Just a Nancy-boy.'"
OK, Thenator Frank - I'll grant you one with, and maybe a thecond if you pleathe me...
How 'don't ask, don't tell' takes its toll: Fairy burnout and alcoholism.
Most little boys wanted to be Peter or one of the other Lost Boys. Johnny Weir just wanted to be Twink.
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