1. It's said the difference between straight and bi is a six-pack, but Todd was something of a lightweight.
2. "Am I John Edwards intern or a Ron Paul intern? I can never remember."
3. Budget cuts at Busch are expected lead to some disturbing Superbowl commercials next year.
4. "There's been a horrible mistake! Apparently, this foul beverage was delivered to me and my tiara was delivered to some high school boys."
5. During a brief, rebellious period in college, Gavin Newsome drank a beer. He soon returned to chardonnay, LSD, and the smell of his own farts, like all good San Franciscans.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What party? I'm working a dual internship for Barney Frank and Patrick Kennedy."
Best of metalgarth
More scenes from "High School Musical III: Graduation Night" keep getting leaked on the internet.
Best of Silhouette
Best of Van Helsing
I rest my case against light beer.
Best of The Man
The College Republicans have been known to haze new members, like Charles who was forced to dress like a College Democrat.
Best of GregMan
How Nature says, "Please punch me in the face".
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"Malcolm In The Middle" was, ironically, also the name of Frankie Muniz's first post-stardom porno flick.
Best of Submariner
Errr, Mom and Dad? I have something to share with you...
Best of Rodney Dill
I'm not a real fairy, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night... with Johnny Weir.
Best of attmay
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