1. Mr. Carlson apologized for the incident saying, "By God, I thought naked crackheads could fly."
2. "Oh, breddas and sistas, it all chaka-chaka down dere on de I-395. It look like a horse collide wid a Yaris, mon. You no gon' get to de yard tonight."
3. Barack Obama's brother, Old Dirty Bastard Obama, continues the Billy Carter, Hugh Rodham, Roger Clinton tradition of embarrassing presidential siblings.
4. "The strap-on? Hillary had a yard sale, mon."
5. After the botched vasectomy, Rasta man was never jolly again, not even when they gave him a prosthetic replacement.
Best of Jack Reacher
"So, Billy, mon, you ever been in a cockpit before?"
Best of Jack Reacher
The photo that solidified Livonia's refusal to build an airport.
Best of Submariner
All I know is that the Olsen twins are in for a surprize when their prom dates show up!
Best of Robert
Captain Oveur swears he's not sitting in that seat until the cleaning crew is done.
Best of Rodney Dill
The God's may be crazy, but Kucinich supporter are full blown bonkers.
Best of Mr. Right
And here we see the real reason why the notion of "Father Kwanzaa" never quite caught on...
Best of Mr. Right
After years of risking his neck flying Magnum around without so much as a dime in gas money, T.C. finally snaps!
Best of Whacko
And here I thought the term "joy stick" pertained to some sort of gear in the cockpit of an airplane.
Best of Army of Mom
Fortunately, market research showed Mr. T should lose the hat and bulk up a bit.
Best of Adjustah
Once drugged to fly, Hannibal and Murdoch would often amuse themselves by taking embarrassing pictures of BA.
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"So, Billy, mon, you ever been in a cockpit before?"
Who the heck IS that, and why is Don Ho letting him fly the 'copter? Enquiring minds want to know!
And those are my Ganja fields, mon...
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop rubbing my privates with a tuber. Oh, wait; I still do that."
The photo that solidified Livonia's refusal to build an airport.
Both a protective sheath AND quick escape via helicopter may be required to protect one's self from Andrew Sullivan's advances...
"We'll be under way in a few minutes, folks, just as soon as I whip this out..."
Down in that Yaris, mon; dinner!
The ground crew always pulled every streamer marked "remove before flight," but soon learned not to tug anything that hung from the flight deck.
All I know is that the Olsen twins are in for a surprize when their prom dates show up!
Looks like the non-stop to Avalon Manor...
"This is the captain with your survival kit contents check. In them you will have one large dildo...ah, that's it."
"You see what's going on down there? What I wouldn't give to trade places with that duck."
Word verification: carazz
All righty, then.
The bananaphone may be ringin', but I ain't answerin'
They made him wear a hat, otherwise the co-pilot would have been pissed about his headset.
OK, now you pull back on the stick to go up and push forward to go...
No, no. Not the yellow one, the white one.
They were right! Flying is better than sex!
Yes, he's s diversity hire.
Mumumba smiles after raising his landing gear.
Captain Oveur swears he's not sitting in that seat until the cleaning crew is done.
Good thing he is wearing that ski hat. Else he might get cold.
The God's may be crazy, but Kucinich supporter are full blown bonkers.
"Hi, I'm Al Gourd and I invented the internet."
Just why did you think they called it a "cockpit" anyway?
And here we see the real reason why the notion of "Father Kwanzaa" never quite caught on...
After years of risking his neck flying Magnum around without so much as a dime in gas money, T.C. finally snaps!
Scene from the "non union Mexican equivalent" of Die Hard
"Here's your order of maggots pulled off a dead carcass Mr. Balongo, you want fries widdat?"
And here I thought the term "joy stick" pertained to some sort of gear in the cockpit of an airplane.
This explains my last flight into Dallas.
What happens with the airlines try to recruit overseas applicants.
Did someone say he's wearing a hat? I didn't notice.
Now, that is what I call a tuber.
OJ leads cops on another low-speed chase.
*word verification ended with PU - coincidence? I think not*
Thankfully, the first incarnation of the Mean Joe Greene Coke commercials were changed to have him throw only his jersey and not strip naked and fly a copter with some large phallus thingamajig. They also opted to replace the Asian dude with some little white kid.
Fortunately, market research showed Mr. T should lose the hat and bulk up a bit.
Once drugged to fly, Hannibal and Murdoch would often amuse themselves by taking embarrassing pictures of BA.
What happens in the outback, stays in the outback.
I said "Black Hawk"! "Black Hawk"!
I can't believe I didn't think of this until now.
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