Yeah, you're too dumb to master "Measure Twice, Letter Your Sign Once," but you've ingeniously figured out that 9-11 was an inside job.
Best of AJ
I'm just as surprised about the remote control plane theory as this guy was about the fact there was more than one plane.
Best of Jack Reacher
JOK IZ ON U; I CANZ VOTE!
Best of sonicfrog
I interrogated my TV remote control - stuffed it between the couch cushions for several hours - but it still maintains he and his relatives had nothing to do with 9-11. Of coarse, I didn't try waterboarding since I knew I would need the remote later on....
Best of The Man
Remote Control? I knew Ken Ober was somehow behind all that 9/11 stuff.