1. Well, F*ck a d*ck.
2. "You're loose as a goose. How do you keep from sinking?"
3. Disney's Incredible Journey franchise took a dark turn after Ang Lee took over.
4. "Hey, Quackers, you don't suppose watching teh ghey animal pron all day is going to make people late for anything, do you?"
5. "Is it in yet? It's a gawdamm Christmas tree light! What do you expect?"
Best of Rodney Dill
AFLAC!!!!
Best of metalgarth
The real reason why Warner Brothers never let the coyote catch the roadrunner.
Best of Robert
Mutual of Omaha presents Wild King... WTF?
Best of Jack Reacher
Behold the reason neighbors asked that the Clintons' dog be kept indoors.
Best of Jack Reacher
Many people, when polled, said they expected to see something like this in a film called "Sicko," instead of some fat guy badgering doctors and nurses.
Best of Double the U
We have all been there, had a lot to much to drink and just wanted to F* the first thing we saw in the parking lot.
Best of Pauly
Even if you look like a duck, walk like a duck, and quack like a duck, once you get f@@ked doggie style, you're a bitch.
Best of prince of leaves
The other animals started to question the new order when Napoleon's hounds were allowed certain unsavory "privileges".
Best of prince of leaves
The Commerce Department today announced another Chinese product recall, after several brands of dog food were found to be laced with staggering quantities of testosterone.
Best of Submariner
Well I'm not happy about it either, but the Rams DID beat the Saints, and a bet's a bet...
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AFLAC!!!!
Interspecies sex isn't all its quacked up to be.
The real reason why Warner Brothers never let the coyote catch the roadrunner.
Sparky's owner was never heard to remark "Fuck a Duck" again.
His name is Slick Willy.
He's so horny, he'll screw anything that'll hold still.
Look children! The Wonders of Nature.
Mutual of Omaha presents Wild King... WTF?
Oh, my!
Global warming is causing an uptick in the number of confused canines.
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LOL!
Gott Damb It! You beat me to it, Mr. Dill!
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Behold the reason neighbors asked that the Clintons' dog be kept indoors.
Many people, when polled, said they expected to see something like this in a film called "Sicko," instead of some fat guy badgering doctors and nurses.
It's to be expected; the duck does have a wide stance.
We have all been there, had a lot to much to drink and just wanted to F* the first thing we saw in the parking lot.
Even if you look like a duck, walk like a duck, and quack like a duck, once you get f@@ked doggie style, you're a bitch.
Rover wasn't really gay, he was simply mallardjusted.
The other animals started to question the new order when Napoleon's hounds were allowed certain unsavory "privileges".
The Commerce Department today announced another Chinese product recall, after several brands of dog food were found to be laced with staggering quantities of testosterone.
Brokeback Quack
It was just another day at the office for George. First you get screwed by The Man. Then you get screwed by his dog.
Meh. At least it's not my leg he's humping...
The animal testing for Viagra was the cause for some controversy.
Prince of leaves said: "mallardjusted".
That's awful. Just plain awful. Funny. But Awful.
"*quack* Get off me, Rover. No? All right, then, you force me to use the Ultimate Erec410n Killer. Hillary Clinton! Yeah, I thought that might do it."
Fido would have preferred to pork a dork or bone a crone, but neither Dennis Kucinich nor Geraldine Ferraro was available.
Dang it Rodney - your dog's going quackers!
Well I'm not happy about it either, but the Rams DID beat the Saints, and a bet's a bet...
He always drank out of the toilet, but ever since Barry flushed the medicine cabinet contents, he's been acting a little, I dunno, juiced...
I named him Maimaduck, why?
Isn't that something? Hillary got her little b!tch her own doggy strap-on!
ORA:
Try new Doggy Downers™...
Dennis Kucinich, your prom date is here.
Prince of Leaves: "mallardjusted" is too much!
Normally Fido would bone the Thanksgiving turkey, but apparently it’s duck this year.
"At Billy Bob's Deep Bayou Cajun Cookery, we use special family-secret methods to get our Thanksgiving turduckens tender and juicy."
[Sorry, was the "mallardjusted" pun over the line? Heh.]
Wile found tube of ACME Super-Lube finally came in handy.
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