1. Peter just knew Darth Lumberg was going to ask him to come in on Saturday.
2. Even though he choked Wally to death at the first staff meeting, Dilbert thought the new manager was an improvement over the PHB.
3. "... Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to take my hover-pickup over to the Home Depot on Coruscant and round up some labor to build this thing."
4. Chad's ascent from Assistant Manager to VP of Marketing at Kroger was unsurprisingly swift.
5. Dick Cheney explains the next phase of the Global War on Terror.
Best of lawhawk
Darth Rove was unaccustomed to working without PowerPoint, but he was a quick learner.
Best of kg
Ron Paul continues to wonder why no one takes him seriously.
Best of Silhouette
"I find your lack of proactiveness disturbing."
Best of Rodney Dill
Picture Page used to be better before Bill Cosby joined the darkside.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes I would know what Uranus looks like... why is everyone laughing?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Luke always dreaded bringing his father to school on career day.
Best of andthenblammo!
"*gluuuuuuh* I see someone has forgotten to bring the donuts...*gluuuuuh* FOR THE LAST TIME!"
Best of Paul
Young Darth spent countless hours before the Local Planning Commission, the Zoning Board, the Space Variance Committee, the Assessment Board, the Parks Commission, the Local Utility Board.....
Best of Rodney Dill
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Cyclops Happy-Face."
Best of Jack Reacher
"First that idiot Dwight won't stop asking stupid questions, and Pam and Jim are giggling through my presentation...I've had it! The Scranton office sucks!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Bob Novak's foray into teaching wasn't particularly well received.
Best of Jack Reacher
Once the city council brought in a guest speaker to explain eminent domain, opposition just seemed to vanish.
Best of Army of Mom
Darth Vader always won at Pictionary. Always.
Best of Army of Mom
Or is this one better: They call me Vader Salad.
Best of Rodney Dill
Steve Carell... I am your father.
Best of prince of leaves
After numerous complaints of physical and telekinetic assaults in the workplace, Vader was required to undergo anger management training as a condition of continued employment.
Best of attmay
"Okay, Jimmy's dead. Next person who asks me to say 'This Is CNN', consider this a warning!"
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Next up on the agenda, TPS reports.
Darth Rove was unaccustomed to working without PowerPoint, but he was a quick learner.
ISS Humor
"Damn its hard to explain sex to a bunch of clones."
Ron Paul continues to wonder why no one takes him seriously.
"And we'll put Dubai in charge of 'port' security."
"I find your lack of proactiveness disturbing."
George Lucas was heard saying "What the hell does 220, 221 whatever it takes mean?" get me James Earl Jones to do the overdubs!
"No, Congressman Frank, your schwartz is NOT as big as mi...oh...uh, I see that it is."
Picture Page used to be better before Bill Cosby joined the darkside.
"Yes I would know what Uranus looks like... why is everyone laughing?"
Luke always dreaded bringing his father to school on career day.
"*gluuuuuuh* I see someone has forgotten to bring the donuts...*gluuuuuh* FOR THE LAST TIME!"
"Yes I am circumsized... did you use the force or just guess?"
Dang, scooped on the '220, 221' reference...
The Emperor loved sending Darth to focus group planning sessions.
Young Darth spent countless hours before the Local Planning Commission, the Zoning Board, the Space Variance Committee, the Assessment Board, the Parks Commission, the Local Utility Board.....
That's no moon, that's Sully's behind."
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Cyclops Happy-Face."
"Because 'Happy Fun Ball' is already taken. Next question?"
I find your inflatable, phallic daisy costume very, very, VERY disturbing.
I blew milk out of my nose and soiled myself just looking at the picture. What a hoot!
"First that idiot Dwight won't stop asking stupid questions, and Pam and Jim are giggling through my presentation...I've had it! The Scranton office sucks!"
Bob Novak's foray into teaching wasn't particularly well received.
Once the city council brought in a guest speaker to explain eminent domain, opposition just seemed to vanish.
Saturday morning Sith Lord training sessions.
Darth Vader always won at Pictionary. Always.
They call me Tater Vader.
The company Christmas party never really got started till Vader drank too much trashcan punch and began performing show tunes.
The executive staff regretted inviting Vader into the staff meetings as his jedi mind tricks led to some really iffy marketing methods.
Or is this one better:
They call me Vader Salad.
Steve Carell... I am your father.
I told you guys Pac-Man wasn't as innocent as you though!!!
AT&T/BellSouth's new PR person explains the merger.
"Nancy? Send a detachment of stormtroopers out to find out who moved my cheese...and have them brought directly to me."
After numerous complaints of physical and telekinetic assaults in the workplace, Vader was required to undergo anger management training as a condition of continued employment.
"...and don't forget that tomorrow is Casual Friday. I'll be wearing my favorite floral-print iron lung, and I expect you all will likewise get into the spirit."
♪I've been every>wheeeeeeze<where, man, I've been every>wheeeeeeze<where...♪
"Okay, Jimmy's dead. Next person who asks me to say 'This Is CNN', consider this a warning!"
C'mon, people - FOCUS! - There are galaxies waiting to be conquered and populations waiting to be 'done.'
"Before you die there is something you should know about us, SOTG - I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate...
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