Friday, November 23, 2007

I Almost Broke My Back Mountin' You

Ohiocana

1. "Betting on the Lions over the Packers. What the hell was I thinking?.

2. "What do you mean we're too butch to be John Edwards interns. Check out the Tiara, Hello-o-o-o!."

3. "Maybe the Thursday Babe archives are ... over there!"

4. "Wel1, you better hope that's a gawdamm pack of Mentos in your pocket."

5. "If you can't hurdle that bench in one leap, I swear to Gawd I will kill you."
Best of Jack Reacher
What Senator Craig imagines when his interns tell him they're "ride-sharing."

Best of metalgarth
High School Musical III is going after, well... the same dempgraphic that 99% of the other musicals go after

Best of Mr. Right
"Sorry, Congressman Foley, but your actual prom date is over there in the cockpit of that helicopter!"

Best of Army of Mom
Ok, who's wearing the tiara? Right. So, take me over there, bitch!

Best of Army of Mom
IM N UR SKUL RIDIN UR SON


20 comments:

divine miss m said...

Standard caption #88

Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

racerboy said...

"Sorry, but you'll just have to wait your turn, Sen. Frank."

divine miss m said...

Turn around, I like it better that way.

Jack Reacher said...

What Senator Craig imagines when his interns tell him they're "ride-sharing."

metalgarth said...

High School Musical III is going after, well... the same dempgraphic that 99% of the other musicals go after

Mr. Right said...

"Sorry, Congressman Foley, but your actual prom date is over there in the cockpit of that helicopter!"

Pauly said...

Hillary's got dirt on John Edwards campaign, too. It's just that John Boy is proud that he was prom queen in high school.

Army of Mom said...

Homecoming at the all boys academy left some unlucky lad with the title of Homecoming Queen every third Friday in October.

Army of Mom said...

When Vinny said he could get me laid, I wasn't picturing this.

Army of Mom said...

Johnny was reconsidering wearing the lifeguard shirt ever again after this lifesaving fiasco.

Army of Mom said...

Jackass basketball was reincarnated in a slightly different variation.

Army of Mom said...

Ok, who's wearing the tiara? Right. So, take me over there, bitch!

Army of Mom said...

Charades: Monkey on my back

Army of Mom said...

'Ow to speak Australian: Fruit Loops

Army of Mom said...

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

AJ said...

Mellbrook High School's revolutionary idea of hall pass pupils cuts bathroom time in half during school hours.

Army of Mom said...

The Farrelly Brothers' follow up Stuck on You with Dorks Wear Blue.

Army of Mom said...

IM N UR SKUL RIDIN UR SON

Army of Mom said...

*singin* I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I could ride Danny's back all day long!

*word verification - sux bs*

Army of Mom said...

The "kick me, I suck" sign on Danny's back led Tommy to hop on and kick away.