1. Sully just loved the Breck Girl's "Clothing Optional" Pool Parties.
2. The number of permutations of "Free Willy" captions for this photo are almost incalculable.
3. News of Trent Lott's resignation was celebrated even at the 'Fat Guy Water Ballet' club.
4. Matt Damon, People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" could have anyone he wanted, yet he comes home to this. That's true love, folks.
5. Somethin' just went and crawled itself outta the shallow end of the gene pool.
Best of The Man
After his career waned, Johnny Weir tried his hand at synchronized swimming.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Stamens...Pistils... I'll have none of it.
Best of A. Weasel
Daddy?
Best of metalgarth
The budget for Ang Lee's Fantasia was surprisingly low
Best of Submariner
IM IN UR POOL, POLINATIN UR PANZIES
Best of Paul
Santa Claus never talks about his half-brother, Daisy.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Rapunzel Rapunzel"
Best of Jack Reacher
After the disappointing sales of her last album, Britney was never again offered A-list dancers for her videos. She made do.
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: Keiko knew it was time to put Miles on a diet when he once again clogged the Delta Quadrant wormhole.
Best of Adjustah
This proved to be the last Capital One "What's in Your Wallet" commercial...
Best of Whacko
"Hi, I'm Eric. I love walks on the beach, reading, talking by the fireplace in the evening, and having my scroat nailed to the diving board. Can we meet? 555-1234."
Best of duke of red
"Lowered Ex-pect-TAA-shuns!"
Best of Army of Mom
Danny models the world's largest catheter and its complementary floral arrangement designed to conceal it.
Best of Jonathan
"I see your handle and your spout, but be little more honest and replace 'stout' with 'morbidly obese'!"
46 comments:
After his career waned, Johnny Weir tried his hand at synchronized swimming.
Stamens...Pistils... I'll have none of it.
Emnuclaw vegetarian
Bump - for next year's Halloween costume.
"That ain't the stem?!?... Much respect!"
Daddy?
A. Weasel
The budget for Ang Lee's Fantasia was surprisingly low
IM IN UR POOL, POLINATIN UR PANZIES
Santa Claus never talks about his half-brother, Daisy.
Where's an attack of killer bees when you really need one?
Some parents take being the "Tooth Fairy" a bit too far...
Barney Frank had a new appreciation for Teddy Kennedy once he found out he was a pansie at the pool.
"Rapunzel Rapunzel"
Martha Stewart had a court ordered anklet for insider trading. Following Chappaquiddick, Teddy the Whale had a similar, though more prominent, accessory...
I'm as free as a barn swallow.
After the disappointing sales of her last album, Britney was never again offered A-list dancers for her videos. She made do.
I guess the only real question is whether he's voting for Dennis Kucinich or Ron Paul.
When Senator Clinton said she wanted "plants" in the audience for her next appearance, some staffers, unfortunately, took that all too literally.
The question is, is it art?
Inspired by Subby:
Well, I guess we know why all the bees are disappearing... it's by choice.
"Forget that dude in the helicopter with the hollowed-out gourd hidin' his wiener," Jimbob bragged, "I needs me the whole freakin' vine."
Just for the record, this guy is NOT me.
-- Prince of Leaves
ORA: Keiko knew it was time to put Miles on a diet when he once again clogged the Delta Quadrant wormhole.
Great, thanks VtK for another CaptionThis! entry I have to 'splain to my nosy parents while visiting for the holiday...
This proved to be the last Capital One "What's in Your Wallet" commercial...
"Thanks for explaining, Mom and Dad. I suppose I should be grateful you went for the figuative, rather than literal, enactment."
"Fruit or vegetable?"
Ah hell. Too easy.
When the aliens cames some were less than impressed.
At the reunion, Cooter finally expressed his love for Daisy...
Fire Island 'splodeydopes use a somewhat different kind of bomb vest...
If that's "Dad," it really goes a long way towards explaining Rosie...
Kobe jes' don' care...
"Hi, I'm Eric. I love walks on the beach, reading, talking by the fireplace in the evening, and having my scroat nailed to the diving board. Can we meet? 555-1234."
Through the tube, Sully inhaled the glory of his gaseous emissions.
"Lowered Ex-pect-TAA-shuns!"
I thought the dancing flower gram from PhatFlowers.com would be a nice change from the usual dozen roses. I should have read the fine print.
A roadside attraction even more unpopular than the Giant Shirtless Santa Claus.
Danny models the world's largest catheter and its complementary floral arrangement designed to conceal it.
*jazz hands*
Sorry, it's my old standby.
Beached whale! Oh wait, that is just Danny after hitting the pipe again.
What happens when a Green Bay fan bets a Dallas fan that the Packers won't lose.
Go Cowboys! *and if Green Bay wins, pay no attention to the woman in the Cowboys attire*
Fat guys gone wild.
Not a big seller in the DVD market.
No wonder the bees disappeared. Pollination is ugly work.
Choreographing the Waltz Of The Flowers' as a synchronized event
shows that rednecks are sensitive
and caring, if not too bright.
Blah-blah-blah, "Crazee Candee", blah-blah-blah, Sullivan...
"I see your handle and your spout, but be little more honest and replace 'stout' with 'morbidly obese'!"
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