1. The class was very impressed when Ms. Byrd flashed her new boob-job.
2. "Miss Byrd! There's been a terrible mistake! I'm hot and you sat me next to a far ginger kid!"
3. "Love your sex-ed class, Miss Byrd! Got any more stories about you and Jorge, the swarthy, undocumented janitor?"
4. Miss Byrd was used to hearing "Hot For Teacher," but not with such gusto, nor from one of the girls.
5. "A colored kid? At our school? But that's what we moved to Livonia to get away from!"
Best of Whacko
"That's right, kids. With the democrats in control, your school board has authorized free rubbers, birth control pills, and access to porn on school computers."
Best of Submariner
Kid in yellow shirt thought bubble; "Miss Byrd won't give me the time of day now, but just wait until she sees the rocket I'm building in the front yard!"
Best of sonicfrog
Kids - Brought to you in Technicolor!!!
Best of prince of leaves
Brian Herbert finally had to admit he was scraping the bottom of the "Dune" barrel with "Baron Harkonnen: the Middle School Years".
Best of prince of leaves
Teacher: "You should never use vaseline with condoms, because it destroys latex."
Girl in Pink: "Oh my GOD! Er, I mean...Oh, isn't that interesting!"
Best of prince of leaves
"You mean, if we just ask these softball questions when we're at the rally tomorrow, the Hillary campaign will give us fity bucks a pop? Cool!!!"
Best of The Man
When Sully showed up for show-and-tell day with a feather boa, a cock ring, and crotchless chaps to explain free-market economy and the perils of neoconservatism, the kids were surprised. Mainly because show-and-tell was last Wednesday.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Frank Burns eats worms."
Best of Kaptain
"Wow, Mrs. Byrd, I didn't you could tie cherry stems like that. But what practical use will that do me after school?"
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The students were pleased that Mr. Slave had returned after a long illness. They still miss Lemmiwinks.
"That's right, kids. With the democrats in control, your school board has authorized free rubbers, birth control pills, and access to porn on school computers."
Kid in yellow shirt thought bubble; "Miss Byrd won't give me the time of day now, but just wait until she sees the rocket I'm building in the front yard!"
Woody auditions for the next Mrs. Allen...
"Heh heh - anyone wanna play 'ring toss' for extra credit?"
John Mark Carr proves he wasn't such a good choice as a substitute teacher...
James Tiberius Kirk; The Early Years.
Kids - Brought to you in Technicolor!!!
Brian Herbert finally had to admit he was scraping the bottom of the "Dune" barrel with "Baron Harkonnen: the Middle School Years".
Teacher: "You should never use vaseline with condoms, because it destroys latex."
Girl in Pink: "Oh my GOD! Er, I mean...Oh, isn't that interesting!"
Despite the trauma of being yanked into the third dimension, Charlie Brown adjusted well to his new life.
"You mean, if we just ask these softball questions when we're at the rally tomorrow, the Hillary campaign will give us fity bucks a pop? Cool!!!"
The kids were less than thrilled when the learned the cash being deposited into their savings accounts was to be funneled to the Clinton campaign.
Oh My God!
They Killed Kenny!
You Bastards!
"I would have taken your word for it with that 20 pound goiter. You did NOT have to show us."
"...and THAT, children, is the proper way to jap-slap a loonie leftard back into submission."
Miss Byrd's class really enjoyed Sen. Fred Thompson's 'Livonia Career Day' speech.
Miss Byrd demonstrates the teacher's union "No Child's Behind Left Untouched" policy.
When Sully showed up for show-and-tell day with a feather boa, a cock ring, and crotchless chaps to explain free-market economy and the perils of neoconservatism, the kids were surprised. Mainly because show-and-tell was last Wednesday.
"Frank Burns eats worms."
"Wow, Mrs. Byrd, I didn't you could tie cherry stems like that. But what practical use will that do me after school?"
"Wait till you see what I can do with this ping pong ball."
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