Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Foster Grants Brigade

Sondra K

1. Iran's Carrie Donovan fan club still declares Old Navy fashion fleeces "fabulous."

2. "Ahmed is keeping all the best camels for himself!"

3. Boy bands attract a different demo in the Middle East.

4. "Ali, you may be 'confident, confident,' but since the wind is from the east, by Allah, you are not 'dry and secure.'"

5. NO CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER. IZ NOT HALAL!
Best of metalgarth
Don't you wish your prophet was hot like me!!!!!!

Best of Jack Reacher
Ron Paul supporters celebrate his fund-raising success.

Best of Jack Reacher
In later years, members of ZZ Top were drawn to political causes...

Best of andthenblammo!
'WE MUST FIGHT......FOR THE RIGHT......TO PAAAAARRRTTTY!'

Best of duke of red
Who drew the cartoon this time?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
All da Sunnis in da house say YE-AH!

Best of Cybrludite
"Freebird!"

Best of ThatGayConservative
Kooksinich gets civilian support for his impeachment resolution.

Best of Van Helsing
Blue light special on suicide belts at the K-Mart in Ramallah.

27 comments:

Army of Dad said...

"Allah--achoo".

Ahmed's untimely sneeze cast him into the bad graces of Allah.

Rodney Dill said...

ALLAHU-OPENBAR

Rodney Dill said...

The Introduction of the Iran IKEA met with great enthusiasm.

Rodney Dill said...

Tehran Gay Pride Parade

metalgarth said...

Don't you wish your prophet was hot like me!!!!!!

metalgarth said...

They made damn well sure that Catz understood that "All our base are not belong to you"

Jack Reacher said...

Man in 2nd row, looking down: "Damn, my laxative just kicked in."

Jack Reacher said...

Ron Paul supporters celebrate his fund-raising success.

Jack Reacher said...

In later years, members of ZZ Top were drawn to political causes...

Jack Reacher said...

The crowd was large and boisterous at the Tehran "Kiss a Camel for a Dollar" fund-raiser.

Jack Reacher said...

As oil nears $100 a barrel, even the most strict societies let their hair down.

andthenblammo! said...

Achmed's street crew's slogan was 'We put the BAD in Islamabad!'"

andthenblammo! said...

'WE MUST FIGHT......FOR THE RIGHT......TO PAAAAARRRTTTY!'

duke of red said...

Who drew the cartoon this time?

AJ said...

The writers strike take immediate effect around the world as Muslims protest that they have less to protest about.

AJ said...

After an overnight redneck raid, Islamic protesters are upset that they no longer have guns to shoot in celebration, and can only wonder where their firearms went....

Jay Guevara said...

(Guy on the far right): "Psst, I didn't get the memo. What are we seething about today? Ah, never mind. Doesn't matter."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

All da Sunnis in da house say YE-AH!

Anonymous said...

I seriously doubt whether any of these losers could get laid in Tiajuana on a Saturday night, with a suitcase full of pesos. Which probably accounts for about 99% of the seething in the Arab world.

Robert said...

The Fab Five protest the banning of hair product in Tehran.

Cybrludite said...

(Center dude w/ the raybans & clenched fist) "Play Freebird!"

Cybrludite said...

"To pay you back for saying we act like blood-thirsty savages, we're going to act like bloodthirsty savages some more!"

ThatGayConservative said...

And here I thought all the Hillary supporters were Chinese.

In America, Pelosi and Reid suck big time. In the ME they're more popular than Jerry Lewis is in France.

ThatGayConservative said...

Kooksinich gets civilian support for his impeachment resolution.

Van Helsing said...

Blue light special on suicide belts at the K-Mart in Ramallah.

Grey Fox said...

"Rutabaga, rutabaga, rutabaga."

Crystal said...

MEET!