1. Silky Pony says: "She's bouncin', but she ain't behavin' ... {SNAP!}"
2. "First, I'm gonna ride over to Dwight's Saloon, then it's off to Divine Miss M's Dance Hall and Cathouse, and then I'll bunk for the night at the Double the U Ranch."
3. "Hillary Clinton in bed is like Hillary Clinton on the podium... 4 positions in two minutes."
4. Rumors that Bill Maher is a cheap bastard to date... evidently true.
5. You can take the girl out of Enumclaw...
2. "First, I'm gonna ride over to Dwight's Saloon, then it's off to Divine Miss M's Dance Hall and Cathouse, and then I'll bunk for the night at the Double the U Ranch."
3. "Hillary Clinton in bed is like Hillary Clinton on the podium... 4 positions in two minutes."
4. Rumors that Bill Maher is a cheap bastard to date... evidently true.
5. You can take the girl out of Enumclaw...
Best of Rodney Dill
"Big-O Silver... Away!"
Best of The Man
Cleanup aisle 3
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Best.WallMart.Greeter.Ever.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
THis has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with the vid, but does anyone know if it's ok to use handi-wipes on a computer screen?
Best of Shayne
Much like John Edwards campaign - looking pretty, but going nowhere.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm on my way to a Ron Paul campaign event, and I'm in a hurry. Outta the way!"
Best of Snarkyone
Why don't her boobs bounce? Only her plastic surgeon knows for sure.
Best of Submariner
V. - next video, leave us the code to make the horse change from a gentle trot to a full-out gallop.
Please?
* Apologeez for steelin' ur bandwidth
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I'm too hypnotized by the rythmic motions to think of anything funny to type.
"Big-O Silver... Away!"
$.25 for a ride?... all right, all right, all right!!!!
Dadburn, but I'd give a dollar to be that pony!
SCISSOR ME MISS GARRISON! SCISSOR ME!
Cleanup aisle 3
Ash knew he was at home at the S Mart when he saw Jenny in her usual position.
Lucky horse.
This was the inspirational video used by Jack Palance when he starred in City Slickers.
SOTG: "I've never tried so hard to wish myself into a vid cap!"
Submariner: "Yeah, I like riding horses too!"
Best.WallMart.Greeter.Ever.
I've been staring for a half hour... That quarter sure goes a long way.
"You can lead a horse to Wall Mart, but you can't make him wink..." SOTG's caps aren't so good when the blood normally meant for his brain has conregated elsewhere.
THis has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with the vid, but does anyone know if it's ok to use handi-wipes on a computer screen?
"Giggidy-Giggidy Up!"
Certain aspects of the "infantilization of culture" really aren't so bad.
Much like John Edwards campaign - looking pretty, but going nowhere.
"I'm on my way to a Ron Paul campaign event, and I'm in a hurry. Outta the way!"
Sorry, I was just...well...um...what was the question?
"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ride?"
Cleanup on aisle 3.
Finally, Bullseye enjoys his job. No farting kids riding on him, only the soft peachfuzziness of this warm female ....
Disney's newest attraction had nothing to do with the ride itself.
She was used to men giving her dollars, but the rolls of quarters they were giving her was unusual.
ORA:
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy!
Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!
Silky Pony was so jealous that her hair behaved he switched hairdressers.
Why don't her boobs bounce? Only her plastic surgeon knows for sure.
Lady, are we 'there,' yet?
V. - next video, leave us the code to make the horse change from a gentle trot to a full-out gallop.
Please?
Now THAT'S what I call a red light special!
Whaddaya know - Tom Cruise might be right. This certainly LOOKS like it would be a life-changing event in person...
...AND the horse I rode in on, Subby?
uh, OK.
Actually, this is just a metaphor for the Democrat Party - lots of commotion, seems positive on the surface, and goes nowhere.
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