Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Felonious Polonius

Van Helsing
1. The real secret to the Clinton marriage? Bill's sex addiction is equally matched by Hillary's lesbo-voyeurism.

2. In this version of the Wizard of Oz, the man behind the curtain turns out to be the Wicked Witch of the North.

3. Terrified that Tim Russert might ask her a tough question, the Democrat front-runner hides behind the curtains.

4. When the stress of being First Lady got to be too much to bear, Hilldog would hide under Janet Reno's skirts and sniff her underwear.

5. "That's right Vince. Just sit down at your desk like you always do. That's right. There's nobody in the office but you. You're totally safe. No one's waiting in the curtains with a loaded .38. That's right. That's right." /Click!/ ...

Best of Army of Dad
A doting parent, HIllary always personally supervised when Chelsea's friends slept over.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The razor-sharp blade clove her in twain so fast that she still had a smile on her face as half her body slumped to the floor.

Best of duke of red
I'M IN UR CURTAINS, PLOTTIN TEH DESTRUCTION OF UR CUNTRY.

Best of Rodney Dill
Good, good, the glaciers are coming together.

Best of Army of Mom
Ok, who's the jackass who thought it would be funny to make the curtains the same color and fabric as Monica's stained dress? Must smile and act like I didn't notice.


Best of GOP & College
These curtains are as blue as Bill's balls were after I found out about Monica.

17 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Another prick is hidden behind some curtains.

Army of Dad said...

HIllary always loved seeing Chealsea's friends when they came to visit.

andthenblammo! said...

"Yes, Mrs. Flotsky, just look behind the curtain to see the Grand Prize! That's right, one exciting, glamorous week with Her Heinous herself, Hillary Clinton! And for our runner-up, Mrs. Kitty Bavousky wins second prize: TWO weeks with Hillary Clinton! Thanks for playing!"

Kaptain said...

Hillary finally comes across a winning strategy in the Miss America pageant.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Goofus sees a presidential candidate getting ready to make an entrance; Gallant sees a graphic representation of the Dark Side of the Moonbat.

The razor-sharp blade clove her in twain so fast that she still had a smile on her face as half her body slumped to the floor.

Jack Reacher said...

Hillary finally received a "No" answer when she asked "Does this make me look fat?"

duke of red said...

I'M IN UR CURTAINS, CONTEMPLATING TEH DESTRUCTION OF UR CUNTRY.

duke of red said...

Even as a toddler, Hillary always hid herself, and grinned like a jack-a$$ eating briars whenever she had to take a sh!t.

AJ said...

And for the first time since 1971, a sneaky Hillary Clinton sees a naked man.

Shayne said...

"Damn, Kucinich's wife is hot!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Just wait til the scent of this queef rolls across that stage...c'mon, c'mon, smell it, smelll it..."

Rodney Dill said...

Some actors spend their entire life behind the scenes waiting for the encore call that will never come.

Rodney Dill said...

Good, good, the glaciers are coming together.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I think Hillary has parted curtains before.

Army of Mom said...

*Hillary thought cloud*
Ok, who's the jackass who thought it would be funny to make the curtains the same color and fabric as Monica's stained dress? Must smile and act like I didn't notice.

GOP & College said...

1) Maybe if I wear this tone of blue Bill will pay attention to me more.

2) These curtains are as blue as Bill's balls were after I found out about Monica.

Cybrludite said...

Yo, Hamlet! Here's a ducat!