1. The real secret to the Clinton marriage? Bill's sex addiction is equally matched by Hillary's lesbo-voyeurism.
2. In this version of the Wizard of Oz, the man behind the curtain turns out to be the Wicked Witch of the North.
3. Terrified that Tim Russert might ask her a tough question, the Democrat front-runner hides behind the curtains.
4. When the stress of being First Lady got to be too much to bear, Hilldog would hide under Janet Reno's skirts and sniff her underwear.
5. "That's right Vince. Just sit down at your desk like you always do. That's right. There's nobody in the office but you. You're totally safe. No one's waiting in the curtains with a loaded .38. That's right. That's right." /Click!/ ...
Best of Army of Dad
A doting parent, HIllary always personally supervised when Chelsea's friends slept over.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The razor-sharp blade clove her in twain so fast that she still had a smile on her face as half her body slumped to the floor.
Best of duke of red
I'M IN UR CURTAINS, PLOTTIN TEH DESTRUCTION OF UR CUNTRY.
Best of Rodney Dill
Good, good, the glaciers are coming together.
Best of Army of Mom
Ok, who's the jackass who thought it would be funny to make the curtains the same color and fabric as Monica's stained dress? Must smile and act like I didn't notice.
Best of GOP & College
These curtains are as blue as Bill's balls were after I found out about Monica.