1. "I hated doing that to someone so clean and articulate," Hillary's aide lamented.
2. "Whose bright idea was it to splice genes from a Venus flytrap with Nancy Grace?"
3. "Hey Mom, there's a Triffid at the door?"
4. "I hate these Asian discos with their dangerous avant garde urinals."
5. "Thanks for helping me with my golf swing, Audrey 2."
Best of attmay
"I assumed it was the WKRP guy. Would it kill you to be a little more specific?"
Best of prince of leaves
"Okay, I'll help you with the Preparation H this one last time, but honey, you really need to get those hemorrhoids taken care of."
Best of prince of leaves
"A woman knows these things, Jim...ever since my accident at the fuel-rod storage depot, you just don't find me sexy any more."
Best of Snarkyone
"Candygram..."
Best of Steve
Don't move! I'm a nerd with an inside out sheep and I'm not afraid to use it!
Best of Rodney Dill
Elmer really hated feeding Helen Thomas
Best of The Man
"You will ask Hillary about her favorite waffle flavor, nothing about Iraq" Hillary's plants are not what you think.
Best of Rodney Dill
With thanks to the Heimlich maneuver, Earnest was able save the cat.
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"When you said we were going to see a Venus Flytrap I assumed it was the WKRP guy. Would it kill you to be a little more specific?"
"Okay, I'll help you with the Preparation H this one last time, but honey, you really need to get those hemorrhoids taken care of."
"You don't look anything like Darryl Hannah! Now give me my hook back!"
"A woman knows these things, Jim...ever since my accident at the fuel-rod storage depot, you just don't find me sexy any more."
One up-side to global warming is that it will make fishing off the pier a lot more interesting.
Yale Law School, ca. 1971: A young Bill Clinton sneaks into Hillary Rodham's dorm room on a panty raid and makes a horrible discovery.
A young Bill Gates makes a pact with the devil, and gains unlimited power.
Clinton staffers soon learn not to venture to the records room at campaign headquarters.
"Candygram..."
Don't move!
I'm a nerd with an inside out sheep and I'm not afraid to use it!
Steve O
Elmer really hated feeding Helen Thomas
After the poor start of the viewer-writen season of 24, the writers turned it around and incorporated Tony crashing airliners and giant blood sucking plants.
"You will ask Hillary about her favorite waffle flavor, nothing about Iraq"
Hillary's plants are not what you think.
Delivery for Mr. Obama from Ms Clinton...
With thanks to the Heimlich maneuver, Earnest was able save the cat.
*Audrey?*
When they said something about a bloated, gangrenous slit, oozing putrefied blood, I just thought...
Well, anyways, sorry Sen. Clinton...
Carpet muncher.
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