1. The day Billy forgot to take his Ritalin.
2. "And if me and my 17 accomplices don't get a teeny, tiny getaway car in fifteen minutes, we start whacking hostages."
3. Eventually, Janet Reno was forced to torch McDonaldland and roast everyone inside.
4. It started with John Edwards channeling John Wayne Gacy and rapidly escalated from there...
5. If Ellen tried to cross the picket line again, the Writer's Guild was ready.*
Best of Kaptain
"Sacre le blue! Ze clown, he is armed! Hold me, Pierre, hold me, for today we die!"
Best of Silhouette
Laugh. Riot.
Best of curly
Meanwhile, back at the Ron Paul rally...
Best of curly
Thanks to the Dhimmis in the Senate, waterboarding now consists of a clown with a water pistol.
Best of lawhawk
Bozo may have stopped boozing, but brawling with cops always cheered him up.
Best of Rodney Dill
"There must've been 100 of them in that Hummer."
Best of Rodney Dill
Bozo wasn't a mean drunk, but he'd kill ya just the same.
Best of Army of Dad
The cops focused only on the gun, they missed the flower on his lapel.
Best of The Man
Don't spray me bro'
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
If riot cops beat the crap out of a mime, does it make any noise? What's more, does anybody care?
Best of Submariner
It's all fun and games until someone's crotch gets wetted...
Best of sonicfrog
The sad thing is, with "Wizzie The Clown" in charge, internal security at CTU Los Angeles showed tremendous improvement.
*Yeah, I don't get it either, but it's topical.
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Able to play on peoples natural fear of clowns, Ahmed was able to infiltrate the Green Zone.
The two riot police to the right were clearly pathologically afraid of clowns.
Final score:
France 0 - Bozoland 1
Krusty's appearance on 24 did very little for ratings.
In an unanticipated turn of events Prince Harry was allowed Iraq duty.
From the abject look of terror on the faces to the hands already moving up to towards the classic "surrender" position, I can easily deduce that these are crack French special forces troops...
"Sacre le blue! Ze clown, he is armed! Hold me, Pierre, hold me, for today we die!"
Word verification? "pwdbwg". Oh yeah.
Laugh. Riot.
Senator Harry Reid reviews the troops.
Islamic Rage Boy tries to spruce up his image.
Meanwhile, back at the Ron Paul rally...
Billy was simply trying to put the "fun" back into fundamentalism.
Thanks to the Dhimmis in the Senate, waterboarding now consists of a clown with a water pistol.
Since he was left off the video game, Krusty took things very hard.
Bozo may have stopped boozing, but brawling with cops always cheered him up.
"There must've been 100 of them in that Hummer."
Bozo wasn't a mean drunk, but he'd kill ya just the same.
The protesters would later claim police brutality and the cops claimed the protesters had guns.
Things aren't what they seem. The clown had a gallon jar of Tabasco just laying around the house and these guys hassled him on stage one night...
The cops focused only on the gun, they missed the flower on his lapel.
Stephen King's "It: Hillary's America".
Don't spray me bro'
I wish I knew how to spritz you...
If riot cops beat the crap out of a mime, does it make any noise? What's more, does anybody care?
Subby; "I dunno, SOTG; I missed the start, but near as I can tell, it's the story of the 'war years' as recalled by John F'n Kerry..."
Whoopie was devastated; she had been so sure she'd be welcomed by the troops this time...
Tehrayza's security detachment always hated it when she showed up in the morning sans makeup...
Officials managing the Ron Paul event assured local police that they had their own security forces in place.
Imus is just one 'Nappy-headed Joe' comment from being canned again.
Al Gore was willing to kill to get the Nobel Peace Prize.
(with apologies to Steven Wright)
This year's Britney Spears melt down was more entertaining than previous episodes.
Bozo Fett makes a surprise appearance at the Star Wars Assassin's convention.
Stan would soon come to regret his off-the -cuff sarcastic quip "Joker did it better!!!".
A typical Democrat congressional campaign after the full effects of the Truth In Advertising ruling kick in.
President Sarkozy was never the same after addressing a Democrat-controlled congress.
"Give me back my performing poodles and no one gets hurt!"
"No one expects the Panache Inquisition."
George W Bush enters the UN compound carrying what he believes to be the first definitive proof of WMD's in Iarq.
The US, feeling it's image has been tarnished around the world, has retired the elderly Uncle Sam for a much more appropriate mascot.
It's all fun and games until someone's crotch gets wetted...
The sad thing is, with "Wizzie The Clown" in charge, internal security at CTU Los Angeles showed tremendous improvement.
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