1. Worst Campaign Job (as Voted by Hillary 08 Volunteers): Disposing of body parts.
2. John Edwards Avon Lady unpacks one week's orders.
3. "Yarrr! That raid on the minivan brought in a hearty load of swag, Yar!"
4. The Romney campaign plays a joke by sending 200 pizzas to the Kucinich campaign... none vegan!
5. "The Schwartzes, too? Why, it looks like all the Jewish families in the neighborhood are getting these ticking packages from the Ron Paul campaign. Lucky bastards."
Wicked Best of Submariner
And this is the last of it. Man! Am I glad to be done with this court-ordered removal of dignity from the Spears' residence...
Best of Robert
Another load of Halliburton cash arrives at the White House.
Best of attmay
"A. Sullivan? Please sign here for your shipment from Dildoes 'R' Us"
Best of Double the U
I am here with the votes that "I found", and wadda know, they are all for the democrat!
Best of Jack Reacher
Most people don't think of boxes of cash as "a delivery of Chinese," but the Clinton campaign isn't "most people."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Your week's supply of Breck is Here Mr. Edwards"
"Your week's supply of Vagisil is here Ms. Clinton."
Best of Submariner
Here's this afternoon's delivery of Chevas, Sen. Kennedy. See you tomorrow morning at the usual time?
Best of Submariner
"This week's complaints from Dawn are here, V..."
Best of Rodney Dill
CNN reported that Hillary didn't have enough heart to win, but she has 152 of them right here.
Best of Army of Mom
Ms. O'Donnell, looks like the five pairs of your new undies have arrived along with a cooler full of snacks.
Best of Whacko
Another load of carbon offset credits (i.e. money)arrives at the office of Algore.
23 comments:
An unidentified Clinton campaign aid loads the Rose Law Firm records into a van for yet another trip to an undisclosed location.
A liquor store delivery van arrives with Senator Kennedy's weekly order.
Another load of Halliburton cash arrives at the White House.
"A. Sullivan? Please sign here for your shipment from Dildoes 'R' Us"
I am here with the votes that "I found", and wadda know, they are all for the democrat!
Most people don't think of boxes of cash as "a delivery of Chinese," but the Clinton campaign isn't "most people."
The pet shop owners always fight over who has to deliver gerbils to the Gere residence.
Hard to beat V The K's #1
"Your week's supply of Breck is Here Mr. Edwards"
"Your week's supply of Vagisil is here Ms. Clinton."
(sounds like a meme)
Junk in the trunks.
Here's this afternoon's delivery of Chevas, Sen. Kennedy. See you tomorrow morning at the usual time?
And this is the last of it. Man! Am I glad to be done with this court-ordered removal of dignity from the Spears' residence...
"Your week's supply of 'Jeebus Juice' is here, Mr. Jackson."
"Your lunch from 'Chez Mickey' is here, Mr. Moore..."
"Morning snack, Ms O'Donuts..."
"Anal lube delivery for your date, Mr. Sullivan..."
Your weeks supply of cigars is here President Clinton.
and the winner is:
"This week's complaints from Dawn are here, V..."
CNN reported that Hillary didn't have enough heart to win, but she has 152 of them right here.
Moments like this made NOW nag Lisa wish she had married a man, so he could unpack her minivan for her.
"With the flick of a tongue" lesbian delivery service.
Ms. O'Donnell, looks like the five pairs of your new undies have arrived along with a cooler full of snacks.
Phyllis Diller's make-up arrived just in time for her Larry King appearance.
or
Cleaning out the late Tammy Faye Bakker's make-up.
Another load of carbon offset credits (i.e. money)arrives at the office of Algore.
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