1. Dick Cheney switches from quail hunting to golf... with predictable results.
2. Bill chuckled. "Man, did I ever hook that shot. I guess you get Hillary for the weekend after all."
3. So, who's idea was it to replace Chevy Chase with Russell Crowe in the remake of Caddyshack?
4. "You know, now that this golf ball had destroyed 80% of my cerebellum, I understand why Barack Obama would make a *great* president."
5. Due to over-crowding, some of California's violent criminals were transferred to white collar prisons to serve as caddies, with predictable results.
Best of Rodney Dill
Alan Shepard's moon shot finally reenters.
Best of Rodney Dill
Don of the dead
Best of Whacko
He was juggling a golf club, a golf ball, a hatchet, and a lit blowtorch when things started to go awry.
Best of Jack Reacher
Focus, people! Those pants are the real emergency!
Best of Van Helsing
Tiger seemed so clean and articulate. But then he snapped.
Best of divine miss m
Never, ever cheat on Denise Richards.
Best of Submariner
Head On; Applied DIRECTly to the forehead...
Best of prince of leaves
Twin Peaks ORA: "Yeah, Pete, it's fascinating that there's a fish in the coffee pot and all, but let's focus on the fact that there's a FRIGGIN GOLFBALL IN MY CRANIUM."
Best of AJ
OJ sees someone running away with his golf clubs.
Best of AJ
Carl Spakler misunderstands Sandy and accidently kills all of the golfers.
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Alan Shepard's moon shot finally reenters.
Don of the dead
He was juggling a golf club, a golf ball, a hatchet, and a lit blowtorch when things started to go awry.
Focus, people! Those pants are the real emergency!
"I'm not kidding! This naked black guy in a plane dropped it!"
Attributed to Tiger Woods: Basketball is a sport for black men. Hockey is a sport for white men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger seemed so clean and articulate. But then he snapped.
ORA: "All I did was ask the caddy for my nine-iron..."
Never, ever cheat on Denise Richards.
Head On;
Applied DIRECTly to the forehead...
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.
---Paul Atreides
'Ow to speak Australian: Fore!
The investigation into the death of former President Gerald Ford takes a bizarre and disturbing turn...
Told you climate change had unpredictable repercussions!
"Get out of my mind!!!!"
ORA: Fed up with his inability to follow even the simplest of supernatural clues, The Giant gives Cooper an unmistakeable sign while he golfs near the Sycamore Grove.
Twin Peaks ORA: "Yeah, Pete, it's fascinating that there's a fish in the coffee pot and all, but let's focus on the fact that there's a FRIGGIN GOLFBALL IN MY CRANIUM."
FORE.........head*
Peter would always rue the day he asked Shiela for a little head on the back nine.
ORA:
Lee Trevino was right about hitting a one iron...
"now that this golf ball had destroyed 80% of my cerebellum, I understand why Barack Obama would make a *great* president
Just to be nitpicky, rational thought and consciousness occur in the cerebrum -- the main function of the cerebellum is to act as a two-way signal-processing middleman between the cerebrum and the voluntary muscles.
So if 80% of your cerebellum were destroyed, your voluntary muscle movements would be so lurchingly, spastically uncoordinated that you probably couldn't operate a voting machine without help from a human assistant or a capuchin monkey -- but your ability to make a rational choice among the candidates would not be impaired.
Oh oh, Looks like you're going balled.
Quite unsurprisingly, another liberal politician's brain lays an egg.
OJ sees someone running away with his golf clubs.
OJ sees someone running away with his golf clubs.
Carl Spakler misunderstands Sandy and accidently kills all of the golfers.
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