1. "Who's been sleeping in my bed? What is this, Enumclaw?"
2. "Tim Treadwell? Nope, haven't seen him." (Burp!)
Best of attmay
The original concept for the final episode of Happy Days was scrapped when network suits called it "gruesome and depressing."
Best of Sonicfrog
"You're not supposed to eat the wrapper after you eat the rapper...
Best of Submariner
"...and I will hug it and kiss it and pet it and call it 'George'..."
Best of Army of Mom
Sen. Larry Craig paid dearly after the genie requested his final wish for a big white bear hungry for man meat.
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Seconds before this photo was taken, it was the the hiker that $#!+ in the woods.
"Well technically it is accruing a Carbon Offset, but I still think we should rescue Al Gore."
"I think I liked Al Gore's chewy center a lot more than his rather wooly coating."
I didn't believe all this talk about starving polar bears and global warming, until I walked out of the house one morning and found one chewing up my carseats. Praise the Goreacle! I'm a believer!
[ironic v-word: vgiekbb]
CNR*:
Having failed to catch the dear, Armond settled for what was available. After they euthanized it, the keepers gave him a haunch anyways.
*current news reference
Like Linus, Paddington went nowhere without his blanky.
PIMF
Bear's thought bubble; "Thank Gaia for the Goreacle - these ecologist are delish, and SOOOOO much slower than the seals!"
The bear keeps trying to inflate rubber rafts to cross the moat. But his claws keep poking holes in them.
The Grizzly Bear in the next enclosure was overheard saying; "You're not supposed to eat the wrapper after you eat the rapper - Damn, polar bears can be so... STUPID!!!".
Olaf was right, people do taste like chicken!
The original concept for the final episode of Happy Days was scrapped when network suits called it "gruesome and depressing."
Sonicfrog said...
"You're not supposed to eat the wrapper after you eat the rapper...
Excellent! - A Best O' 2007 nomination, SF.
"...and I will hug it and kiss it and pet it and call it 'George'..."
Just keep yer damn distance, Sully;
I KNOW what you mean when you say you want to "go bear-back."
global warming my ass, i need an extra blanket this year!
Sen. Larry Craig paid dearly after the genie requested his final wish for a big white bear hungry for man meat.
Personal ad: Hairy white bear seeks rare, tender, juicy, tasty dish. Must be clean. Apple in mouth is bonus.
John Grey was right: men do need their cave time or they're bears.
Humans are great once you get the wrapper off, they are both crunchy and chewy!
"If I just could get the scissor and razor out of this bag I could save myself. It's getting hot up here..."
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