1. "Shrillary Rotten Clinton, you have been judged and found guilty of high crimes and treason. Do you have any last words before your execution." Then, everyone in America woke up.
2. "Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the Police Academy..."
3. "Waiters who ask if I'd like to see the dessert menu are so stupid, they deserve to die."
4. "So, when do I get to travel through time to take out Archduke Ferdinand?"
5. "Nice grouping in the crotch of the Clinton target... both Clinton targets, actually."
Best of lawhawk
When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm aiming for right now. The only one left. And when I am done, I am gonna kill Bill.
Best of Van Helsing
When this picture was found in with his stroke magazines, Pinch Sulzberger's career came abruptly to an end.
Best of Jonathan
"Oh, quit your whining, Mrs. Edwards! Look on the bright side: Silky can use this for another fundraising e-mail."
Best of Double the U
Miss Coulter, although the board of elections let you vote in the wrong place the last time, you can't vote here again, even with that gun.
Best of Jack Reacher
How to talk to a liberal--If you must.
Best of Army of Mom
Ann, what big hands you have.
All the better for shooting libtards with.
Best of Cybrludite
What do you mean that I didn't make the cut for Thursday?
Best of Mr. Right
"Isn't that just like a liberal? Bringing a pie to a gun fight!"
Best of Kaptain
"Go ahead, punk, make my..."
BLAM!
Dirty Harry's new partner is a real keeper.
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When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm aiming for right now. The only one left. And when I am done, I am gonna kill Bill.
That goddamned hand cannon is heavier than she is.
Sexiest. Ann. Pic. Ever.
Men and women were created equal; Smith & Wesson makes damn sure it stays that way.
Al Franken did not get a golf ball stuck in his cranium.
NRA viagra.
Empty magazines.
Shell casings on the floor.
When this picture was found in with his stroke magazines, Pinch Sulzberger's career came abruptly to an end.
"Oh, quit your whining, Mrs. Edwards! Look on the bright side: Silky can use this for another fundraising e-mail."
Wayne LaPierre's "bathroom material", if you get my drift.
Must be a fake, if it was really Ann she would be aiming at the liberal media photog.
Annie's got... an adam's apple.
Miss Coulter, although the board of elections let you vote in the wrong place the last time, you can't vote here again, even with that gun.
How to talk to a liberal--If you must.
"Ah, yes, send Mr. Moore right in."
"Ah, yes, send Mr. Baldwin right in."
"Ah, yes, send Senator Kennedy right in."
"Ah, yes..."
Ann, what big hands you have.
All the better for shooting libtards with.
Go ahead, lib, make my day.
What do you mean that I didn't make the cut for Thursday?
"Now, like I said.. Shut the *@$% up and sing, maggot!"
♫ What's that she's playing?
(Annie get your gun)
What's that she's taking?
(The song has to be sung)
She's gone electric
(Annie wipe them out)
That's unexpected
(Strum that thing and shout)
Don't pull that trigger
(Annie get your gun)
Don't shoot that singer
(You're shooting number one) ♫
"Isn't that just like a liberal? Bringing a pie to a gun fight!"
"Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Did she fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being this is a semi-automatic with a twelve shot magazine and one in the chamber, you'd have to be pretty stupid to think it was empty right now..."
The next time Ann is invited to speak at a college campus, she'll have a little surprise for the usual hecklers.
This is what happens to your children if you are too conservative...
"Go ahead, punk, make my..."
BLAM!
Dirty Harry's new partner is a real keeper.
Happiness is a warm gun -
(after a quarter-sized grouping of six...)
While listening to Al Franken books on tape, Ann often likes to play around with her second amendment rights.
A warm muff'n some hot lead.
I gotta admit, I wanna wear ear protection when I hear her voice.
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