1. "Shrillary Rotten Clinton, you have been judged and found guilty of high crimes and treason. Do you have any last words before your execution." Then, everyone in America woke up.
2. "Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the Police Academy..."
3. "Waiters who ask if I'd like to see the dessert menu are so stupid, they deserve to die."
4. "So, when do I get to travel through time to take out Archduke Ferdinand?"
5. "Nice grouping in the crotch of the Clinton target... both Clinton targets, actually."
Best of lawhawk
When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm aiming for right now. The only one left. And when I am done, I am gonna kill Bill.
Best of Van Helsing
When this picture was found in with his stroke magazines, Pinch Sulzberger's career came abruptly to an end.
Best of Jonathan
"Oh, quit your whining, Mrs. Edwards! Look on the bright side: Silky can use this for another fundraising e-mail."
Best of Double the U
Miss Coulter, although the board of elections let you vote in the wrong place the last time, you can't vote here again, even with that gun.
Best of Jack Reacher
How to talk to a liberal--If you must.
Best of Army of Mom
Ann, what big hands you have.
All the better for shooting libtards with.
Best of Cybrludite
What do you mean that I didn't make the cut for Thursday?
Best of Mr. Right
"Isn't that just like a liberal? Bringing a pie to a gun fight!"
Best of Kaptain
"Go ahead, punk, make my..."
Dirty Harry's new partner is a real keeper.