Thursday, October 18, 2007

Zestfully Clean!


1. "Jan, this towel just asked me if I wanted to get high."

2, Hilldog personally scrubbed and disinfected her interns before and after NASCAR events... and most other campaign appearances, too.

3. "Senator Clinton, may we come out now? We think we've washed off all the forensic evidence."

4. "Wow! Senator Clinton! How long have you known about the 'pulsate' function on the shower head?"

5. "Jan, really, you can be so blond sometimes. I get that 'business' is so good we needed a second line, but that doesn't mean we needed a complete second phone for it."

Best of GOP & College
I CANZ PLAY WITH 2001 PARTZ? W00T!

Best of lawhawk
Scantily unclad women. The curiously refreshing exercise aid.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
What, they can just pull scenarios directly from my brain now?

Best of curly
“Say what you will about his Marxist politics, but Silky Pony’s organic oatmeal body gel does indeed make my skin feel vibrant, tingly and fresh!”

Best of curly
“Gee Congresswoman Nancy! I didn’t realize that you were just two girls shy of a Pelosi sandwich!”

(I just threw up in my mouth a little - C)

Best of divine miss m
WE CAN HAZ LOOFAH?!

Best of Mr. Right
WHY THE HOTEL GOT 5 STARS IN ALL THOSE BUSINESS TRAVELLER'S GUIDE BOOKS...
"Hi, we're with guest services. The front desk said you called and requested a couple extra bath towels. Shall we hang them on the towel rack for you, or just toss them over there on the bed?"

Best of AJ
At least their mouths aren't covered with anything...

Best of Army of Mom
Hillary's anniversary gift to Bill wasn't totally altruistic.
"I'll let you pick, Bill, and I get the other."

Best of Army of Mom
Barbie and Betty were fine until they saw the shock collar, robot dog and the duct tape.

Best of the paperboy
Ah, okay, lessee "'scuse me while I whip this off and finish your cat bath."

30 comments:

GOP & College said...

1) Oh, hi! We just got done cleaning a dirty boy in there.

2) I CANZ PLAY WITH 2001 PARTZ? W00T!

3) Hey you on the right, your roots are showing...

GOP & College said...

4) You had really me going until you said it was Sully in there with you.

jeff said...

We've been practicing our knots for some ropework....

lawhawk said...

Scantily unclad women. The curiously refreshing exercise aid.

lawhawk said...

Ah... Sister. Obi Wan's failure is now complete.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What, they can just pull scenarios directly from my brain now?

divine miss m said...

Subby and SOTG swore to their prom dates' fathers that it would remain a squeaky clean evening at all times.

sonicfrog said...

Towely and his twin Towelor have never been so happy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Confirming that "Head and Shoulders" can also be a directive to scantily clad maseuses.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hold on a sec, Candy and Mandy... I just gotta place one more bid on the Rush letter..."

curly said...

“Gee Congresswoman Nancy! You just this very second converted to Islam and now you need two bath towels to create a makeshift burka?”

curly said...

“Say what you will about his Marxist politics, but Silky Pony’s organic oatmeal body gel does indeed make my skin feel vibrant, tingly and fresh!”

curly said...

“Gee Congresswoman Nancy! I didn’t realize that you were just two girls shy of a Pelosi sandwich!”

curly said...

“Gee Congresswoman Nancy! I did not know that you loved to eat at the ‘Y’ and that your favorite dish was clams on the half shell!”

curly said...

“Gee Congresswoman Nancy! I didn’t realize that House rules dictate that you must personally perform body cavity searches on all young female intern candidates!”

curly said...

Silky Pony’s recurring nightmare has him performing the duties of a towel boy at a halfway house for naughty young female sex pots.

divine miss m said...

WE CAN HAZ LOOFAH?!

Mr. Right said...

WHY THE HOTEL GOT 5 STARS IN ALL THOSE BUSINESS TRAVELLER'S GUIDE BOOKS...

"Hi, we're with guest services. The front desk said you called and requested a couple extra bath towels. Shall we hang them on the towel rack for you, or just toss them over there on the bed?"

AJ said...

At least their mouths aren't covered with anything...

Army of Mom said...

Hillary's anniversary gift to Bill wasn't totally altruistic.

"I'll let you pick, Bill, and I get the other."

Army of Mom said...

Barbie and Betty were fine until they saw the shock collar, robot dog and the duct tape.

*word verification is predicting the future for these gals after they pop out some babies: sagmo*

Army of Mom said...

Itty bitty titty committee auditions. Do we have a quorum yet? Wait till the gal with the shock collar and robot dog arrives, then we can officially vote.

Army of Mom said...

Girls Gone Clean videos were only midly popular and only among the OCD pervs.

lawhawk said...

We're ready for our closeup Ms. Clinton.

Submariner said...

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! It's ALways about Maureen! Let's go put on our flannels, Eve...

Submariner said...

Larry Flynt pitches his intro scene for his feature-length concept - "Snakes in the Drain"

Submariner said...

"Oh! I wish I was a loofah!"

Submariner said...

Oh C'MON Paperboy; I thought you were gonna impress when you said "excuse me whilst I whips dis out!"

the paperboy said...

Ah, okay, lessee "'scuse me while I whip this off and finish your cat bath."

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