1. Gallant enjoyed the diversity of American culture. Goofus was transfixed by a breast the size of his head.
2. "Yeah, baby! Shake it, Don't break it!" Goofus loved showing off what he learned in Barack Obama's kindergarten sex ed.
3. "Yes, Billy, they are beautiful. It's a shame they're dirty, dirty whores fit only to be slit open with big sharp knives, their warm whore's blood slickening the filthy, filthy ground."
4."I notice the strategic positioning of your 'got milk' sticker turns 'Seminoles' into 'Semin.' Well done, old man."
5. "It's no use, dude. You know I can't get it up when I'm baked."
Best of Double the U
Billy, my balls just dropped.... and it feels good.
Best of curly
Long time ass man Billy’s lecherous smile finally appeared when the cheerleaders faced the other direction.
Best of curly
“Mom, this is boring…When do the cheerleaders for the Toronto Maple Leafs come out?”
Best of prince of leaves
One of these boys was raised in a La Leche household -- can you tell which one?
Best of sonicfrog
My prediction for the future? Billy will grow up normal, Bobby will have diva issues.
Best of AJ
While Jimmy stares at the girls, Bobby looks off at the mascot and decides that he's going to make a list of people he wants dead, starting with that damn flying gorilla.
Best of GOP & College
Right: "What's this tingling?"
Left: "Just go with it. Trust me."
Best of Whacko
"Watch this, Timmy, I'm gonna show her my "O" face."