1. Gallant enjoyed the diversity of American culture. Goofus was transfixed by a breast the size of his head.2. "Yeah, baby! Shake it, Don't break it!" Goofus loved showing off what he learned in Barack Obama's kindergarten sex ed.
3. "Yes, Billy, they are beautiful. It's a shame they're dirty, dirty whores fit only to be slit open with big sharp knives, their warm whore's blood slickening the filthy, filthy ground."
4."I notice the strategic positioning of your 'got milk' sticker turns 'Seminoles' into 'Semin.' Well done, old man."
5. "It's no use, dude. You know I can't get it up when I'm baked."
Best of Double the U
Billy, my balls just dropped.... and it feels good.
Best of curly
Long time ass man Billy’s lecherous smile finally appeared when the cheerleaders faced the other direction.
Best of curly
“Mom, this is boring…When do the cheerleaders for the Toronto Maple Leafs come out?”
Best of prince of leaves
One of these boys was raised in a La Leche household -- can you tell which one?
Best of sonicfrog
My prediction for the future? Billy will grow up normal, Bobby will have diva issues.
Best of AJ
While Jimmy stares at the girls, Bobby looks off at the mascot and decides that he's going to make a list of people he wants dead, starting with that damn flying gorilla.
Best of GOP & College
Right: "What's this tingling?"
Left: "Just go with it. Trust me."
Best of Whacko
"Watch this, Timmy, I'm gonna show her my "O" face."
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Billy, my balls just dropped.... and it feels good.
Long time ass man Billy’s lecherous smile finally appeared when the cheerleaders faced the other direction.
“Mom, this is boring…When do the cheerleaders for the Toronto Maple Leafs come out?”
Thought bubble on the right; "Crap! Now coach is gonna be pokin' our backs in the team photo again...
Gallant worried if they had enough supplies to weather the "Hurricanes." Goofus was tickled silly by the idea of a blow job coming up the east coast...
Tot with a scowl; "What the heck ARE those things? Our 'Fightin' Lobsters' chearleaders don't have 'em..."
"2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, 8;
Fans of the 'Noles just masterbate..."
Gallant was po'd by the cheer, Goofus decided to switch teams.
There comes a time in every man's life when he makes the decission whether or not to slip roofies in some college chick's water bottle...for Timmy and Johnny, that day was today.
Gallant was hoping for Happy Days again in Tallahassee. Gallant decided to try a little Miami Vice.
Thanks to the S-CHIP expansion, Dad has a lot more money for strippers.
One of these boys was raised in a La Leche household -- can you tell which one?
Bobby: This is fun!
Robby: KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!
When Mom served chicken for dinner Dad would always say with a smile he was a breast man, today little Mike finally understood.
Even at this age they know enough not to look a women in the eyes.
My prediction for the future? Billy will grow up normal, Bobby will have diva issues.
While Jimmy stares at the girls, Bobby looks off at the mascot and decides that he's going to make a list of people he wants dead, starting with that damn flying gorilla.
A generation too young, the Obama girls finally find their target demographic.
1) "I've got cookies if you'll give me some milk!"
2) I won't tell anyone about it if you're cool with me being under age...
3) Right: "What's this tingling?"
Left: "Just go with it. Trust me."
"Watch this, Timmy, I'm gonna show her my "O" face."
Billy discovered why he likes dark meat.
Goofus: They say once you go black, you never go back.
Gallant: Well, if loving them is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Billy's got jungle fever.
"So, how do you like your hot chocolate?"
"Like my women; dark and smooth."
Disturbed by the Criminoles chant these boys created a whoreicanes one of their own.
Tom: hey this one is smiling to me
Jim: oh I guess that one is showing a smile too
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