Saturday, October 13, 2007

Yeah, It's Cute As Heck, But I'm Still Gonna Caption It

Kaptain Krude

1. Gallant enjoyed the diversity of American culture. Goofus was transfixed by a breast the size of his head.

2. "Yeah, baby! Shake it, Don't break it!" Goofus loved showing off what he learned in Barack Obama's kindergarten sex ed.

3. "Yes, Billy, they are beautiful. It's a shame they're dirty, dirty whores fit only to be slit open with big sharp knives, their warm whore's blood slickening the filthy, filthy ground."

4."I notice the strategic positioning of your 'got milk' sticker turns 'Seminoles' into 'Semin.' Well done, old man."

5. "It's no use, dude. You know I can't get it up when I'm baked."

Best of Double the U
Billy, my balls just dropped.... and it feels good.

Best of curly
Long time ass man Billy’s lecherous smile finally appeared when the cheerleaders faced the other direction.

Best of curly
“Mom, this is boring…When do the cheerleaders for the Toronto Maple Leafs come out?”

Best of prince of leaves
One of these boys was raised in a La Leche household -- can you tell which one?

Best of sonicfrog
My prediction for the future? Billy will grow up normal, Bobby will have diva issues.

Best of AJ
While Jimmy stares at the girls, Bobby looks off at the mascot and decides that he's going to make a list of people he wants dead, starting with that damn flying gorilla.

Best of GOP & College
Right: "What's this tingling?"
Left: "Just go with it. Trust me."

Best of Whacko
"Watch this, Timmy, I'm gonna show her my "O" face."


25 comments:

Double the U said...

Billy, my balls just dropped.... and it feels good.

curly said...

Long time ass man Billy’s lecherous smile finally appeared when the cheerleaders faced the other direction.

curly said...

“Mom, this is boring…When do the cheerleaders for the Toronto Maple Leafs come out?”

Submariner said...

Thought bubble on the right; "Crap! Now coach is gonna be pokin' our backs in the team photo again...

Submariner said...

Gallant worried if they had enough supplies to weather the "Hurricanes." Goofus was tickled silly by the idea of a blow job coming up the east coast...

Submariner said...

Tot with a scowl; "What the heck ARE those things? Our 'Fightin' Lobsters' chearleaders don't have 'em..."

Submariner said...

"2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, 8;
Fans of the 'Noles just masterbate..."

Gallant was po'd by the cheer, Goofus decided to switch teams.

AJ said...

There comes a time in every man's life when he makes the decission whether or not to slip roofies in some college chick's water bottle...for Timmy and Johnny, that day was today.

Submariner said...

Gallant was hoping for Happy Days again in Tallahassee. Gallant decided to try a little Miami Vice.

CJ said...

Thanks to the S-CHIP expansion, Dad has a lot more money for strippers.

prince of leaves said...

One of these boys was raised in a La Leche household -- can you tell which one?

Gregory said...

Bobby: This is fun!
Robby: KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!

Double the U said...

When Mom served chicken for dinner Dad would always say with a smile he was a breast man, today little Mike finally understood.

Double the U said...

Even at this age they know enough not to look a women in the eyes.

sonicfrog said...

My prediction for the future? Billy will grow up normal, Bobby will have diva issues.

AJ said...

While Jimmy stares at the girls, Bobby looks off at the mascot and decides that he's going to make a list of people he wants dead, starting with that damn flying gorilla.

AJ said...

A generation too young, the Obama girls finally find their target demographic.

GOP & College said...

1) "I've got cookies if you'll give me some milk!"

2) I won't tell anyone about it if you're cool with me being under age...

3) Right: "What's this tingling?"
Left: "Just go with it. Trust me."

Whacko said...

"Watch this, Timmy, I'm gonna show her my "O" face."

Army of Mom said...

Billy discovered why he likes dark meat.

Army of Mom said...

Goofus: They say once you go black, you never go back.

Gallant: Well, if loving them is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Army of Mom said...

Billy's got jungle fever.

jack reacher said...

"So, how do you like your hot chocolate?"
"Like my women; dark and smooth."

Army of Dad said...

Disturbed by the Criminoles chant these boys created a whoreicanes one of their own.

wacha said...

Tom: hey this one is smiling to me
Jim: oh I guess that one is showing a smile too