Tuesday, October 09, 2007

WTF?

The Man

1. In Africa, many prefer to treat AIDS with traditional medicine instead of western pharmaceuticals.

2. Eager to enhance its image, Folsom Street Fair reaches out to minorities.

3. Barack Obama's economic policies are explained through the medium of interpretive dance.

4. I see D.C. Public Schools are teaching sex ed with the same level of competence as math and science.

5. I don't care what kind of thing it is, and I don't want to understand it.



Best of prince of leaves
What they really saw in the basement at the end of "Blair Witch Project".

Best of Zeke
Jaded UN workers really make the refuges work for their food.

Best of Army of Dad
Judging by the marshmallows on the guys chest this must be the previously secret Lambda Lambda Lambda secret human smore initiation rite.

Best of curly
January 2009: President Dennis Kucinich issues asylum victim visas to a new category of the oppressed – orally fixated, cucumber smoking transvestites with funny hats.

Best of Silhouette
"I personally believe that people do so because, um, some people out there in their nation don’t have jump ropes."

Best of Silhouette
Some hypnotists are just mean.

Best of AJ
This is what "Just 5 cents a day" *actually* funds.

Best of Kaptain
"Are you sure you're reading those instructions right?"

Best of Double the U
The Ron Paul for President club welcomes three new members.

Best of Whacko
The "Manzier" ad campaign gets underway highlighting the undergarment's strength and flexibility. Sales slumped inexplicably to a new low.

Best of Dave P
Remember when you were a kid, and your parents would tell you to eat up because there were people in Africa who would just love to have that food?

Best of jbinnout
Folsom Street Fair meets Cirque du Soleil.

49 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Great. Making fun of scrawny black transvestites with cucumbers in their mouths, blocks of limestone on their heads, and one of whom has been baked inside a bearclaw. Learn their story, yadda yadda yadda...

prince of leaves said...

Halfway through the traditional 'Ufnutu rite of passage, young Kwame Washington decided that the "rediscover your lost African roots" experience wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.

prince of leaves said...

Traditional medicine will also receive taxpayer funding under each of the Democrat socialized healthcare programs.

prince of leaves said...

What they really saw in the basement at the end of "Blair Witch Project".

Rodney Dill said...

The cucumbers were a later addition so that the Fu-Kawi would stop asking where they were.

Zeke said...

Jaded UN workers really make the refuges work for their food.

Zeke said...

Oddly enough the ceremony did induce male lactation. However there was no way of turning it off afterwards and many men were forced to to wear training bras

Zeke said...

The African version of Top Model had a strange obsession with food.

curly said...

"Abu, grab his ankles."

curly said...

The ‘National Geographic TV’ episodes got exceedingly stranger, following Sully’s promotion to executive producer.

Army of Dad said...

Judging by the marshmallows on the guys chest this must be the previously secret Lambda Lambda Lambda initiation rite.

Army of Mom said...

Traditional African weenie roast.

Army of Dad said...

damn, should have read the Lambda Lambda Lambda secret human smore initiation rite.

Frank_IBC said...

I guess I picked the wrong day to try to come up with my 10,000th caption that combines the words "Hilary" and "Frigid".

Army of Mom said...

African charm classes tended to leave a bad taste in students' mouths.

Army of Mom said...

Slumber party in Nigeria gone awry.

Army of Mom said...

What Not to Wear's Clint and Stacy: Cucumbers are so last season and what is the guy on the right thinking wearing navy blue with his skin tone? And, the length? Atrocious style choices.

curly said...

January 2009: President Dennis Kucinich issues asylum victim visas to a new category of the oppressed – orally fixated, cucumber smoking transvestites with funny hats.

curly said...

Although most religions originating out of Africa seem strange to Westerners, at least the followers of the ‘Cult of the Silky Pony’ did not strap bombs on themselves and blow up innocent civilians.

Army of Mom said...

Bra fittings at Victoria's Secret explains the "secret" part of the store's name.

Army of Mom said...

Larry Craig took a seat and a wide stance while toe-tapping at the floor show.

Army of Mom said...

Green Bay fans elaborate on the traditional cheese head hat.

curly said...

An overweight Andrew Sullivan interprets the low carb Atkins Diet: “2% vegetables, 2% bread, 96% meat.”

Silhouette said...

"I personally believe that people do so because, um, some people out there in their nation don’t have jump ropes."

Silhouette said...

Some hypnotists are mean.

AJ said...

Further complicating the language barrier, "Right foot Blue" means something a little bit different in Swahili.

AJ said...

While hanging in his friends' arms, Kunta realizes he forgot to wear his bra, making the whole thing a little awkward.

AJ said...

This is what "Just 5 cents a day" *actually* funds.

Kaptain said...

"I don't care what you guys say, I'm not going to be the hammock next time."

AJ said...

Make a caption? For this? Too easy.

Kaptain said...

"Are you sure you're reading those instructions right?"

Kaptain said...

There's a new twist in the next season of "24", and it ain't pretty.

Kaptain said...

"Wait, I finally figured out where I've heard the name 'Abu Ghraib' from"

Rodney Dill said...

Not all the episodes from the first season of Gilligan's Island were broadcast to the general public.

Whacko said...

Great moments in tech support.

Son Of The Godfather said...

*sigh* I miss the simpler, bunny-with-a-pancake-on-his-head pictures...

Silhouette said...
Some hypnotists are mean.


Nice!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sometimes, simply out of boredom, N'gai, Karil, and N'gin would f*** with tourists asking about "local customs".

Son Of The Godfather said...

1) The Gods Must Be Crazy.
2) We are made in His image.
3) QED

Son Of The Godfather said...

How'd The Man get ahold of the Avalon Manor statue?

AJ said...

First introduced to Africans in 1913, charades has evolved beyond anyone's wildest dreams.

duke of red said...

Not a caption, but for anyone who is wondering, check out 419eater.com.

Double the U said...

The Ron Paul for President club welcomes three new members.

Rodney Dill said...

Once again they'd been punk'd by that Yogi Bear.

Whacko said...

The "Manzier" ad campaign gets underway highlighting the undergarment's strength and flexibility. Sales slumped inexplicably to a new low.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I never did eat in an Ethiopian restaurant again."

Anonymous said...

Remember when you were a kid, and your parents would tell you to eat up because there were people in Africa who would just love to have that food?

DaveP.

Double the U said...

They seem to be proud or happy about what they are doing, but then again it could be a human sacrifice.

Double the U said...

Okay, *this time* Britney and Lindsey have gone too far, and when Paris sobers up she going going to be pissed about the yeast and those loaves of bread jokes.

jbinnout said...

Folsom Street Fair meets Cirque du Soleil.