1. I CAN HAS CHUM?
2. Bill never figured out why Hillary agreed to let him take a scuba trip with Jaquelyn Mackie Paisley Passey until it was too late.
3. Steve Irwin's daughter aspired to follow in her father's footsteps, and in a way, she did.
4. "Look, honey! The Coeur de la Mer! We're rich!"
5. Still safer than standing between Chuck Schumer and a TV camera.
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John Edwards and Barack Obama don't quite realize they're well and truly finished as Hillary inches up behind them.
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"We're gonna need a bigger....oh s@#&!"
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Cover Illustration for 1st year Law School text book: "FINDING YOUR CLIENTS"
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Stay here honey, maybe the photographer is swimming away to get a wider angle.
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"Candygram"
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I told you to stop and ask for directions. But, do you ever listen to me? Noooooo. So, here we are in the wrong part of the ocean ...
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Seconds later, Superhero Rosie O'Dumbell saved the day by hopping into the water and killing the shark and all of the aquatic life within a two mile radius.
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Behind us? Don't fret - regardless of what it looks like, Rosie just rolled off her boat again...
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Mary picks the wrong time to start menstrating.
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"Hi Mom!"
Slightly ORA: Albert Brooks and Ellen Degeneres meet the real "Bruce." Unfortunately, this one isn't on a 12 step program.
Objects in rear view mirror are indeed as they appear.
John Edwards and Barack Obama don't quite realize they're well and truly finished as Hillary inches up behind them.
"We're gonna need a bigger....oh s@#&!"
Cover Illustration for 1st year Law School text book: "FINDING YOUR CLIENTS"
Jaws preferred eating divers because the air hoses provided convenient flossing material.
"Debra, I don't have to swim faster than the shark, I just need to swim faster than you."
Stay here honey, maybe the photographer is swimming away to get a wider angle.
'ow to speak Australian: Dumbass.
Wow, there are a couple of Master Baiters.
"Mr. Jaws, can we take a picture with you?"
"Candygram"
Why did the Clinton travel agency tell us this diving trip was the Vince Foster special?
The camera man tried to warn them, but all the other divers could hear was rookovrmmair. The guy on the left thought he said "look at her pair"
Jenny thought that after catching a tarpon in a bikini getting a bigger fish in a wet suit woudl be easy.
"I wonder what sharkskin feels like?" Sully giggles perversly.
Lorena Bobbit: "You poke me with that again and I'll...."
"Did you have a fish sandwich for lunch?"
I told you to stop and ask for directions. But, do you ever listen to me? Noooooo. So, here we are in the wrong part of the ocean ...
Shark Week takes on a whole new meaning for the Jones family this year.
Mike Rowe seriously reconsiders his "Dirty Jobs" series when the network hires him to be the shark's personal assistant for the week.
Larry and Louise realized too late why the "Titanic" dive company's rates were so cheap.
Honey, why do you suppose they asked us to sign those waivers before we dove?
Divers are friends, not food.
Oh, f*** it. She's got a juicy ass!
Bruce falls off the wagon.
*to the tune of Oscar Meyer's "My Bologna has a First Name"
My dinner has a first name,
It's Oscar.
My dinner has a second name,
It's Blair.
I love to eat them every day and if you ask me why I'll say, cuz Oscar and Blair have way with making my tummy full today.
"No really, I swear, it wasn't me humming the 'Jaws' theme..."
Da-amn, Sheila! Even in the ocean you smell like fish...
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian;
Chumming
Thought bubble; "I wonder why the Captain said HE was "a luring" just before we dropped in?"
"This is the last time that we take a ride with Ted Kennedy!"
Seconds later, Superhero Rosie O'Dumbell saved the day by hopping into the water and killing the shark and all of the aquatic life within a two mile radius.
Behind us? Don't fret - regardless of what it looks like, Rosie just rolled off her boat again...
Mary picks the wrong time to start menstrating.
Failed Ad Campaigns #19 -
"Come to Jamaica to enjoy a taste of the islands..."
Tired of it being considered a tame attraction, Disney executives decided to update the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride for 2008.
Fart bubbles...only funny to humans.
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