Monday, October 22, 2007

What Is it with Obama and the American Flag?

Van Helsing


1. To appease the Democrat base, Hillary would claim she wasn't pledging allegiance, just looking for her lighter.

2. Obama would later claim he only failed to pledge allegiance because he was hypmotized by Silky Pony's amazing, lustrous, full-bodied, bouncin' and behavin' hair.

3. "We're comin' Elizabeth... except Obama!"

4. "I won't make a phony display of patriotism by saluting your racist imperial flag, but I will show the American people my real patriotism by whipping this out!"

5. "Gosh, John Edwards just spontaneously transmorgrified into a bunch of potted pansies," Hillary observed. "I wonder if anyone will appreciate the irony."

Best of Whacko
Obama only pledges allegiance to his package.

Best of Jack Reacher
Democrat presidential candidates respond to the question "Where does it hurt when you see the flag?"

Best of baslim
He's a Vulcan. That's where his hearts are. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"...and to the Republic for which it stands... One nation, **COUGH, COUGH**, indivisible, with justice and liberty for all."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Obama and the Bam-ettes try out some kickin' new choreography.

Best of Van Helsing
In a rare display of patriotism, Barack Abominable refrained from making fart sounds with his armpit while the National Anthem played.

Best of AJ
Clinton's plan shows itself as Obama reaches to scratch the rash she gave him last night.

Best of prince of leaves
"And through the wonders of Rearden Metal," Silky Pony intoned into the public address speakers from the press stand at a safe distance from the dais, "I bring you...Project X!"

Best of Mr. Right
The Senator reflexively covered himself in modesty while "Little Barack" stood at attention whenever the National Anthem was played.

Best of Rodney Dill
More bars in more locations.

Best of Rodney Dill
Just by looking smarter and more presidential than the other candidates, the petunia gained 10 points in the overnight polls.

Best of Submariner
The marigolds thought to themselves; "I'll never get used to the effect of engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive..."

Best of curly
“For the umma -- my heart. For the amerikkan infidel pigs – my pecker.”

Best of Jonathan
Obama's Des Moines Crips successfully capped the other three in their drive-by shooting.

46 comments:

Submariner said...

Obamasam thought bubble; "Right hand or left hand? Right hand or left hand? CRAP! The pony's no help..."

Whacko said...

"I know we're supposed to face the flag during this phony pledge thing. Does anyone see one of those 'flags'?"

Whacko said...

The others seem to know the gestures required during the pledge. Obama just pledges loyalty to his package.

Jack Reacher said...

Obama thought bubble: Look at the size of that chick on the ATV....I'd hit that.

Jack Reacher said...

Democrat presidential candidates respond to the question "Where does it hurt when you see the flag?"

The Man said...

All are thinking: "God I hate Iowa"

Anonymous said...

baslim said...
He's a Vulcan. That's where his hearts are. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

baslim said...

Hitlery gives new and urgent meaning to the term "three axe handles broad".

And Billy boy there has a pretty broad stance, as well.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I actually feel some sympathy for Obama here. Guys, remember in high school when you were asked to go to the board and you had trouble... uhm... standing up?

Son Of The Godfather said...

It could be a trick of perspective, but it appears Hillary is now pandering for the dwarf vote.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and to the Republic for which it stands... One nation, **COUGH, COUGH**, indivisible, with justice and liberty for all."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The only bars Hillary belongs next to are vertical and made of steel.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Obama and the Bam-ettes try out some kickin' new choreography.

Van Helsing said...

In a rare display of patriotism, Barack Abominable refrained from making fart sounds with his armpit while the National Anthem played.

lawhawk said...

Obama's response to criticism over his failure to raise his hand for the pledge of allegience: "I don't have a heart."

Hillary wonders why she's even on the same stage with Richardson and Obama.

Obama: Flag This!

Woman in back: What's that smell?

AJ said...

Obama figures that if the others aren't covering their hearts, he won't cover his

AJ said...

Clinton's plan shows itself as Obama reaches to scratch the rash she gave him last night.

prince of leaves said...

"And through the wonders of Rearden Metal," Silky Pony intoned into the public address speakers from the press stand at a safe distance from the dais, "I bring you...Project X!"

prince of leaves said...

The Democrat candidates came to the middle of nowhere in West Texas to pander to the illegal alien vote, realizing too late that the aliens in question were the cattle mutilating sort.

Mr. Right said...

While the other candidates continued their show of feigned patriotism for the masses, a heroic Senator Obama stood ready to pee on the flag at a moment's notice should anyone dare try to set it ablaze in his presence!

Mr. Right said...

The Senator reflexively covered himself in modesty while "Little Barack" stood at attention whenever the National Anthem was played.

Mr. Right said...

"You're kidding me, right? It's not, '...and to the REPUBLICANS for which it stands...'??? That means its actually been okay for me to recite it all this time! Damnit anyway, why doesn't someone tell me these things before I make an ass of myself!"

the paperboy said...

Foreshortening my ass! If that flag's true to life, the chick at the end is 3 feet tall, Obama is 9 feet, and everyone else is saluting him.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under G... one Nation under G.. G..., under G..., uh we're stuck here...."

Rodney Dill said...

SOTG beat me to it with the pledge.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Whaddya mean the White Sox aren't playin'"

Submariner said...

Mr. Right said...
The Senator reflexively covered himself in modesty while "Little Barack" stood at attention whenever the National Anthem was played.


(The Iranian national anthem, that is...)

Submariner said...

Their plan to pander to the illegal vote hit a horrible roadblock when the wrong flag was set up. Those responsible? Why Hilldawg's proofreaders, of course.

Submariner said...

Hill's thought bubble; "What happens in Iowa, STAYS in Iowa. What happens in Iowa, STAYS in Iowa. What happens in Iowa...

Submariner said...

"I pledge allegiance to the fags, and the united fund raisers in the Blue States of America. And to all special causes for which we stand..."

Rodney Dill said...

More bars in more locations.

Rodney Dill said...

On the plus side the petunia gained 10 points in the polls.

Submariner said...

The marigolds thought to themselves; "I'll never get used to the effect of engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive..."

curly said...

“Amerikka sucks…Get used to it.”

curly said...

“Damn! Ever since I visited Cindy in the ditch, I’ve had this terrible burning sensation.”

curly said...

“For the umma -- my heart. For the amerikkan infidel pigs – my pecker.”

curly said...

Try as he might, Obama can never quite shake the half-black part of him.

Jonathan said...

Let's play "Guess which one does NOT suffer from ADHD?"

Jonathan said...

Gov. Richardson explains to the other three that the strange contraption that they see on this suburban Iowan road is what is known as a "minivan".

Jonathan said...

Obama's Des Moines Crips successfully capped the other three in their drive-by shooting.

curly said...

Clean and articulate? You bet! Patriotic? Forgetaboutit!

curly said...

No wonder Hilary and Richardson lost the debate to Osama.

Submariner said...

The town of Rock Ridge welcomes the "new Sheriff" to town.

Rodney Dill said...

The Heart of Gold must've passed by, I see the petunia landed, I'm still waiting for the whale.

curly said...

♪Oh I'm a communist and I'm ok, I work all night and I sleep all day!♪

Sorry subby!

the paperboy said...

In the United States of Obama, the salute will be the classic figleaf position, the national anthem will be Amazing Grace, and what? There'll be little crescents around the stars on the flag?