Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Waka Chikka Waka Chikka

Sondra K
1. James Lileks new book: Feelin' the Groove: Grainy Pseudo-Porn from the Swingin' Seventies would prove to be his best seller yet.

2. Norm McDonald stars in Don't Tell Mom The Baby-Sitter's Horny. In theaters this Christmas.

3. "Topless polaroids? Well, you're still classier than those two 'wild and crazy guys' who boned us last weekend."

4. "So, what do you two chicks say I break out the fondue pot and we have a fromage-a-trois?"

5. Although some men may have been inhibited about having a three-way with their own underage nieces, Tom was a Kennedy.

Super Best of prince of leaves
Locke has a flashback to his swinging pre-baldness youth.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and this is me and Sally Field in my Trans Am."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Well, I was going to get you Rush's letter off E-bay for your birthday, but that's like up to $65,000 now, so here's a picture of my sister getting out of the shower."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Gee Buster, you do look better in a mullet."
"... and with breasts."

Best of AJ
Tom Selleck is such a ladies man that even his stand-in gets threesomes

Best of The Man
Although some men may have been inhibited about having a three-way with their own underage cousins, Tom was from Kentucky

Best of prince of leaves
"And using a home-made attachment on my PET's daisywheel printer, I can 'scan' this here photo into digital form and share it with other swingers on something called a 'bee-bee-ess'. Cool, huh?"

Best of prince of leaves
This is one of those uncomfortable situations when you just gotta wonder whether HIS rug matches the drapes.

Best of Army of Mom
How about we play naked Twister after Welcome Back Kotter is over?

22 comments:

divine miss m said...

A flashback to the era when men wanted to be Burt Reynolds, women wanted to be Farrah Fawcett, and mustache rides were only five cents.

Jack Reacher said...

"Since this is graduation night and all, girls, maybe you'd let me 'Sign your yearbooks,' if you know what I mean."

Jack Reacher said...

Not a chest hair between the three of them.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and this is me and Sally Field in my Trans Am."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, I was going to get you Rush's letter off E-bay for your birthday, but that's like up to $65,000 now, so here's a picture of my sister getting out of the shower."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Fred

lawhawk said...

Just another night at Rodney's Place.

Rodney Dill said...

"Gee Buster, you do look better in a mullet."
"... and with breasts."

AJ said...

Tom Selleck is such a ladies man that even his stand-in gets threesomes

The Man said...

Although some men may have been inhibited about having a three-way with their own underage cousins, Tom was from Kentucky

The Man said...

Sully learned a lot from uncle Stu. Important things like mustache rides are not as fun as they sound.

curly said...

“Say girls, whadya say we make this a mini Boobs Not Bombs protest?”

prince of leaves said...

Locke has a flashback to his swinging pre-baldness youth.

prince of leaves said...

"And using a home-made attachment on my PET's daisywheel printer, I can 'scan' this here photo into digital form and share it with other swingers on something called a 'bee-bee-ess'. Cool, huh?"

prince of leaves said...

This is one of those uncomfortable situations when you just gotta wonder whether HIS rug matches the drapes.

curly said...

Woman 1: “My mood ring tells me that you’re looking up my skirt!”
Woman 2: “The lava lamp indicates that you lack direction in life!”
Man: “My unit tells me that you aren’t wearing undies, that the ceiling is due north, and that if I don’t get any action real soon then were headed to the mens’ room at the airport!”

Anonymous said...

What I "did" this summer.

Steve O

Army of Mom said...

The real reason for the Britney Spears downward spiral: She found this video of her mom, dad and next door neighbor.

Army of Mom said...

How about we play naked Twister after Welcome Back Kotter is over?

or,
how about you Welcome back my Kotter?

Army of Mom said...

Cruise director Julie went to great lengths to ensure the guests aboard the Love Boat had a memorable vacation.

Army of Mom said...

This was my test shot before my last movie: Pornocchio. They said it wasn't his nose that grows and they weren't kidding. My insides will never be the same.

Army of Mom said...

The Hollywood true story behind the Brady Bunch. Alice was hot when she took off that uniform and wig and Carol and Mike gave her a cleaning detail she couldn't refuse.