(I wanna use the classic "BRAINS!!!" caption, but I can't get past the fact that we're talking about a Code Pinko here.)
1. Lady MacBeth confronts Condi.
2. "And I was so angry to denounce the BushHitler Cabal that I didn't even wash my hands when I got off my shift at Planned Parenthood."
3. "Fact of the Day: Cats don't have nine lives!"
4. Condi was unimpressed. "When Dick Cheney rips out a man's still-beating heart, his hands stay clean."
5. "Look, I rescued Lemmiwinks from John Edwards's a$$!"
Bestest of duke of red
"If this was fifty years ago, we'd have you hanging upside down, with a fork up your a$$!"
Bestest of Double the U
YOU! You left the ketchup packet on the seat in Burger King DIDN'T YOU?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Best of Van Helsing
Condi ignored the apparition, assuming that it couldn't possibly be real.
Best of Nicholas
"Look! To decrease my carbon footprint I've stopped buying tampons. What have you done, Condi?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"I got my B.A. at the age of 19, MS in poli sci at 20, and PhD in Political Science at 26."
"Um, I smear red paint on my hands and scream at people."
"Well, that's nice, too."
Best of prince of leaves
Condi thought bubble: "Out, OUT, damned twat!"
Best of Submariner
C-Baby's thought bubble; "Must.Control.Fist.Of.Death."
Best of Dave P
Best of Tim
Members of the Elder Party try and convert another high level politician to Cthulu's side.