Monday, October 29, 2007

The Time When the Hideous Ghouls Come Out

Large Reptiles


(I wanna use the classic "BRAINS!!!" caption, but I can't get past the fact that we're talking about a Code Pinko here.)

1. Lady MacBeth confronts Condi.

2. "And I was so angry to denounce the BushHitler Cabal that I didn't even wash my hands when I got off my shift at Planned Parenthood."

3. "Fact of the Day: Cats don't have nine lives!"

4. Condi was unimpressed. "When Dick Cheney rips out a man's still-beating heart, his hands stay clean."

5. "Look, I rescued Lemmiwinks from John Edwards's a$$!"

Bestest of duke of red
"If this was fifty years ago, we'd have you hanging upside down, with a fork up your a$$!"

Bestest of Double the U
YOU! You left the ketchup packet on the seat in Burger King DIDN'T YOU?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Bloody mimes!

Best of Van Helsing
Condi ignored the apparition, assuming that it couldn't possibly be real.

Best of Nicholas
"Look! To decrease my carbon footprint I've stopped buying tampons. What have you done, Condi?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"I got my B.A. at the age of 19, MS in poli sci at 20, and PhD in Political Science at 26."
"Um, I smear red paint on my hands and scream at people."
"Well, that's nice, too."

Best of prince of leaves
Condi thought bubble: "Out, OUT, damned twat!"

Best of Submariner
C-Baby's thought bubble; "Must.Control.Fist.Of.Death."

Best of Dave P
Jazz hands!

Best of Tim
Members of the Elder Party try and convert another high level politician to Cthulu's side.

25 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bloody mimes!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ketchup?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

You just know Condi's thinking "head butt?".

duke of red said...

"I'm 'bout to go all ghetto on this cracka-a$$ b!tch.."

duke of red said...

"If this was fifty years ago, we'd have you hanging upside down, with a fork up your a$$!"

Van Helsing said...

Condi ignored the apparition, assuming that it couldn't possibly be real.

Nicholas said...

"Look! To decrease my carbon footprint I've stopped buying tampons. What have you done, Condi?"

Jack Reacher said...

"The jelly-filled donuts are FABULOUS!"

Jack Reacher said...

"I got my B.A. at the age of 19, MS in poli sci at 20, and PhD in Political Science at 26."
"Um, I smear red paint on my hands and scream at people."
"Well, that's nice, too."

Jack Reacher said...

Condi thought bubble: SERENITY NOW!

Jack Reacher said...

While Gallant prepared to address those gathered, Goofus said "Watch me speak truth to power!"

prince of leaves said...

"Your two trillion dollar war means I have to do my own manicures! Just look, LOOK what you've done to me!!!"

prince of leaves said...

A Code Pink protestor gets too close, instantly burning her hands to the bone on Condi's invisible rovian mind-ray aura.

prince of leaves said...

Condi thought bubble: "Out, OUT, damned twat!"

prince of leaves said...

Remembering Rove's training in how to deal with hecklers and disrupters, Condi suddenly turns and plants an unexpected steel-melting tongue-kiss on the protestor's snake-like lips.

Submariner said...

C-Baby's thought bubble; "Must.Control.Fist.Of.Death."

Submariner said...

C-Baby's second thought bubble; "Jeebus, woman - even 'Oops I Crapped My Pants' brand won't contain a flow like that!"

Double the U said...

YOU! You left the ketchup packet on the seat in Burger King DIDN'T YOU?

lawhawk said...

Wow woman. Get some bactine or anti-bacterial agents for that. It looks nasty.

Submariner said...

Condi pre-empts the psych-ho; "People talk about me, but you REALLY got blood on your hands, be-yotch."

Submariner said...

After your fingers leave your nose dry the first time, you should quit mining, lady. I'm just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

Jazz hands!

--DaveP.

Army of Dad said...

Condi simply stares at the committee chair and says "I told you this isn't torture, I don't care what that little sissy at Gitmo says.

GOP & College said...

1) "WAR CRIMINAL! WAR...Oh...you're not Saddam."

2) Condi maintains her composure for a record 6.42 seconds before putting the bitch on her ass.

Tim said...

Members of the Elder Party try and convert another high level politician to Cthulu's side.