Wednesday, October 03, 2007

This Racism Is Killing Me

Brender/New American Media


1. Insanely possessive, R. Kelly makes sure all of his backstage babes are covered in 'Kanye West Repellent.'

2. Who says there are no black Republicans?

3. These girls were kicked out of the Folsom Street Fair when attendees complained that their patriotism was offensive.

4. Unfotunately, they never got to see President Clinton because they Peril-Sensitve Sunglasses went completely black as soon as her motorcade approached.

5. Mel Reynolds' entourage arrives at the 2008 DNC Convention.

Best of Submariner
Jesse looked 'em over; "Definitely mine, maybe mine, definitely mine, probably Al's..."

Best of The Man
The annual Father's Day parade to Kobe's home gets bigger every year.

Best of Silhouette
Well, now we know what is making the women in the pic below frown, (and confusing the black guy.)

Best of Whacko
"We be here to cheer for dat Rutgers B-ball team."

Best of Army of Mom
En Vogue: The Early Years.

14 comments:

Submariner said...

Jesse looked 'em over; "Definitely mine, maybe mine, definitely mine, probably Al's..."

Submariner said...

Woody Allen thought of the possibilities - except for that third one - definitely too old.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Per John Edwards, all their fathers and brothers will shortly be in prison or dead.

Hey Dawn, go get 'im!

Son Of The Godfather said...

We have these patriotic cutey-patooties...
They have the "Old Hags with Sags" about six pictures ago.
Choose your representation wisely.

The Man said...

The annual Father's Day parade to Kobe's home gets bigger every year.

Submariner said...

"Who's yo' daddy?" takes on additional meaning in Wilt Chamberlain's 'hood.

Silhouette said...

'Aw to speak Leftist: Hatefilled Warmongers.

Silhouette said...

Well, now we know what is making the women in the pic below frown, (and confusing the black guy.)

Whacko said...

"We be here to cheer for dat Rutgers B-ball team."

Army of Mom said...

En Vogue: The Early Years.

Army of Mom said...

2 bit, 4 bits, 6 bits a dolla. If yo lil bro's a gangsta, stand up and holla!

Rodney Dill said...

"So that's what a white pussy looks like."

gregory said...

"Quick, turn off Don's microphone!"

Army of Dad said...

What happens after Serena and Venus finally have kids.