Thursday, October 18, 2007

There's a Very Thin Line Between Stupid and Clever


Ellen DeGeneres got in even more trouble when she let her personal fembot adopt a RoboPuppy.

Best of AJ
Finally! Now we can program them *both* to get me a beer from the kitchen!

Best of The Man
With all that home schooling, it was no surprise that Vicki from Small Wonder turned out to be a raging whore.

Best of Van Helsing
Is that skirt made out of duct tape too?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Help me Aibo-one Kenobi, you're my only hope."

Best of Jack Reacher
Gallant apologized for the robot dog's humping behavior, while Goofus said "Hey, I'm with the dog on that one."

Best of Jack Reacher
There have been some changes on the set since Drew Carey began hosting The Price Is Right.

Best of curly
“What did you say, Lassie? Timmie fell into the Dell again?”

Best of the paperboy
In the year twenty-five twenty-five
A woman won't need a man to feel alive!

Best of the paperboy
Next on Modern Marvels: High Tech Sex.

Best of Steve O
Every geek's dream. A mechanical dog.

Best of Mr. Right
Sparky was programmed by his creator to always find the best place to bury a bone!

37 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Now with new Vibro-Tail

Rodney Dill said...

No longer just man's best friend
(Batteries not included)

AJ said...

Finally! Now we can program them *both* to get me a beer from the kitchen!

The Man said...

MR KOBE...I ARE OPEN

The Man said...

With all that home schooling, it was no surprise that Vicki from Small Wonder turned out to be a raging whore.

AJ said...

Michael Vick doesn't know whether or not he should rape this photo, or kill it.

Van Helsing said...

Is that skirt made out of duct tape too?

Son Of The Godfather said...

V the K: (Sorry, one was all I could come up with.)

We talkin' ounces or gallons?

Son Of The Godfather said...

How does she get the Saran Wrap to cling like that, when I can't secure my Ravioli with an entire roll, scotch tape, and super-glue?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Help me Aibo-one Kenobi, you're my only hope."

Jack Reacher said...

Revealed: How Bill Clinton was convinced to forget about the loss of Buddy the lab.

Jack Reacher said...

Gallant apologized for the robot dog's humping behavior, while Goofus said "Hey, I'm with the dog on that one."

Jack Reacher said...

There have been some changes on the set since Drew Carey began hosting The Price Is Right.

curly said...

Rin Tin Tin meets Slim Trim Trim.

curly said...

“I convinced my husband that my vibrators were actually chew toys for the robot dog.”

curly said...

“I convinced my husband that my vibrators were actually chew toys for the robot dog.”

curly said...

“Doggy-style” will mean something else entirely in the year 2075.

curly said...

Bestiality or self-manipulation technology? You decide on the next “Oprah!”.

curly said...

“What did you say, Lassie? Timmie fell into the Dell again?”

curly said...

RoboDog and a fembot pussy, just two of the pets you’ll find in the mansion of the geaky billionaire Bill Gates.

GOP & College said...

1) SHE'S A MAN BABY! YEAH!

2) New cyber collars for those fetish lovers.

lawhawk said...

We just found use #6969 for duct tape - miniskirts on models.

sonicfrog said...

Is that an iPod or are you just happy to see me???

curly said...

“Yuppy Puppy sat in a stall,
Yuppy Puppy tapped on the wall.
As soon as his Morse Code broke through the din,
Senator Craig had Yuppy right on the chin!”

the paperboy said...

Nipples and Bits
Nipples and Bits
I'm gonna get me some Nipples and Bits.

the paperboy said...

Pardon me, but does your dog byte?

the paperboy said...

In the year twenty-five twenty-five
A woman won't need a man to feel alive!

the paperboy said...

Scenes from the cutting room floor of Modern Marvels: High Tech Sex.

the paperboy said...

Just pick him up by his belly and you'll find out where his USB port is.

the paperboy said...

Sgt. Friday, we just collared another fembot.

the paperboy said...

Vectoring off of the Gigapet fad, Steve Jobs introduces the Peek-o-pet version of the iPhone.

Anonymous said...

Every geek's dream. A mechanical dog.

Steve O

Mr. Right said...

Sparky was programmed by his creator to always find the best place to bury a bone!

Army of Mom said...

Molly's shock collar worked even better than the duct tape he tried first to shut up her constant nagging.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Obviously not just "MAN'S best friend" anymore...

Submariner said...

Obviously, this dog DOES hunt! And for a small fee in American dollars, Ol' Subby will be glad to teach yours to be a 'bird dog' just like mine...