Ellen DeGeneres got in even more trouble when she let her personal fembot adopt a RoboPuppy.
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Finally! Now we can program them *both* to get me a beer from the kitchen!
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With all that home schooling, it was no surprise that Vicki from Small Wonder turned out to be a raging whore.
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Is that skirt made out of duct tape too?
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"Help me Aibo-one Kenobi, you're my only hope."
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Gallant apologized for the robot dog's humping behavior, while Goofus said "Hey, I'm with the dog on that one."
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There have been some changes on the set since Drew Carey began hosting The Price Is Right.
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“What did you say, Lassie? Timmie fell into the Dell again?”
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In the year twenty-five twenty-five
A woman won't need a man to feel alive!
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Next on Modern Marvels: High Tech Sex.
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Every geek's dream. A mechanical dog.
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Sparky was programmed by his creator to always find the best place to bury a bone!
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Now with new Vibro-Tail
No longer just man's best friend
(Batteries not included)
Finally! Now we can program them *both* to get me a beer from the kitchen!
MR KOBE...I ARE OPEN
With all that home schooling, it was no surprise that Vicki from Small Wonder turned out to be a raging whore.
Michael Vick doesn't know whether or not he should rape this photo, or kill it.
Is that skirt made out of duct tape too?
V the K: (Sorry, one was all I could come up with.)
We talkin' ounces or gallons?
How does she get the Saran Wrap to cling like that, when I can't secure my Ravioli with an entire roll, scotch tape, and super-glue?
"Help me Aibo-one Kenobi, you're my only hope."
Revealed: How Bill Clinton was convinced to forget about the loss of Buddy the lab.
Gallant apologized for the robot dog's humping behavior, while Goofus said "Hey, I'm with the dog on that one."
There have been some changes on the set since Drew Carey began hosting The Price Is Right.
Rin Tin Tin meets Slim Trim Trim.
“I convinced my husband that my vibrators were actually chew toys for the robot dog.”
“I convinced my husband that my vibrators were actually chew toys for the robot dog.”
“Doggy-style” will mean something else entirely in the year 2075.
Bestiality or self-manipulation technology? You decide on the next “Oprah!”.
“What did you say, Lassie? Timmie fell into the Dell again?”
RoboDog and a fembot pussy, just two of the pets you’ll find in the mansion of the geaky billionaire Bill Gates.
1) SHE'S A MAN BABY! YEAH!
2) New cyber collars for those fetish lovers.
We just found use #6969 for duct tape - miniskirts on models.
Is that an iPod or are you just happy to see me???
“Yuppy Puppy sat in a stall,
Yuppy Puppy tapped on the wall.
As soon as his Morse Code broke through the din,
Senator Craig had Yuppy right on the chin!”
Nipples and Bits
Nipples and Bits
I'm gonna get me some Nipples and Bits.
Pardon me, but does your dog byte?
In the year twenty-five twenty-five
A woman won't need a man to feel alive!
Scenes from the cutting room floor of Modern Marvels: High Tech Sex.
Just pick him up by his belly and you'll find out where his USB port is.
Sgt. Friday, we just collared another fembot.
Vectoring off of the Gigapet fad, Steve Jobs introduces the Peek-o-pet version of the iPhone.
Every geek's dream. A mechanical dog.
Steve O
Sparky was programmed by his creator to always find the best place to bury a bone!
Molly's shock collar worked even better than the duct tape he tried first to shut up her constant nagging.
Obviously not just "MAN'S best friend" anymore...
Obviously, this dog DOES hunt! And for a small fee in American dollars, Ol' Subby will be glad to teach yours to be a 'bird dog' just like mine...
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