1. "Can You Say 'Rough Trade'?": From The Illustrated Kindergarten Sex Workbook, by Barack Obama.
2. On the left, Rush Limbaush. On the right, Harry Reid. Not really, but this is a pretty good metaphor for how that 'phony soldiers' smear-deal worked out.
3. "I said 'Turn your head and cough!'"
4. "Hillary won the election, mate. You won't be needing these any more."
5. Tired of the constant disagreements over etiquette, Goofus and Gallant come to blows.
Best of The Man
Sully demands foreplay.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Punisher had finally had enough of K.D.Lang.
Best of curly
Joe loved his job as applicant screener for the Folsom Street Fair.
Best of curly
“You’re gonna contribute to the ‘Hillary For President’ campaign, aren’t you?”
Best of Son Of The Godfather
In the future, sophisticated droids will be able to perform simple surgeries... like hemmorhoid removal.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I DETEST PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE VOWELS!"
Best of duke of red
"Dammit, what was the safe word?!?!?"
Best of Submariner
Sully was confused; "Why is he called the Punisher?"
Best of Submariner
THAT'S no way to use a suppository!
Best of Double the U
So then Rush grabbed Harry Reid by the balls... like THIS...
Best of Jonathan
"Who...does...Number...Two...work...for???"
32 comments:
"Sorry Senator Craig, I wuz just tappin' my foot to a John Lee Hooker song."
Sully wants some foreplay.
Other nut shot metaphors:
-Season 6 of 24
-The Spice Girl reunion
-Joe Torre leaving the Yankees
-What I want to do to Pete Stark
-Watching ESPN screw up MNF
-Colorado-Cleveland World Series
-New England Patriots
-Birds that dance to the Backstreet Boys
Are you calling me a hunk? Ewwwww.
The animated replacement series for "Queer Eye for the Straigh Guy" showed promise among the same demographic group.
TSA agent training video.
Thought cloud over skullman: Where is that damn duct tape when you need it? Maria, come here and tape his mouth for me.
“Is that my fist in your nuts or are you just sorry to see me?”
The Punisher had finally had enough of K.D.Lang.
The Skull and Bones Society needs more bones.
I humbly recommend to our tragic, comic-book hero that before he actually commits to a grape-check, he examine the perps right hand for any obstacles... Say, a sub-machine gun, that may hamper his goal.
Joe loved his job as applicant screener for the Folsom Street Fair.
“You’re gonna contribute to the ‘Hillary For President’ campaign, aren’t you?”
If you rotate the picture 90 degrees to the right, it becomes Folsom Street Fair "performance art".
Damn, curly beat me to the Folsom Street ref! lol
In the future, sophisticated droids will be able to perform simple surgeries... like hemmorhoid removal.
"I DETEST PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE VOWELS!"
"I SAID give me back my GERBIL!"
"Dammit, what was the safe word?!?!?"
You BID on an E-bay item, be prepared to PAY for an E-bay item!
From the Citizen's Illustrated Guide to HillaryCare: "The National Health Plan does not cover prostate exams administered by chiropractors."
Sully was confused; "Why is he called the Punisher?"
Johhny Weir looked at the guy in the suit and mumbled "My thoughts exactly - whatta hunk!"
Dawn; totally unamused by SOTG's continuous captions regarding "shopping" habits of minority women, sent an "aide" to show her displeasure...
THAT'S no way to use a suppository!
Excuse me whilst I whips dis out!
1) You WILL take the mandatory cavity search!
2) I'll do you like Hill did Bill!
In 'The Life of Dick Cheney', Marvel Comics devote some space to the VP's early years as a chiropractor.
"Yes Alex. I'll take 'Nut Jobs' for $200."
So then Rush grabbed Harry Reid by the balls... like THIS...
"Who...does...Number...Two...work...for???"
Curly demonstrates his displeasure with the lack of "Best ofs" on Cap This!
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