Friday, October 19, 2007

Subtlety

Nad Shot


1. "Can You Say 'Rough Trade'?": From The Illustrated Kindergarten Sex Workbook, by Barack Obama.

2. On the left, Rush Limbaush. On the right, Harry Reid. Not really, but this is a pretty good metaphor for how that 'phony soldiers' smear-deal worked out.

3. "I said 'Turn your head and cough!'"

4. "Hillary won the election, mate. You won't be needing these any more."

5. Tired of the constant disagreements over etiquette, Goofus and Gallant come to blows.

Best of The Man
Sully demands foreplay.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Punisher had finally had enough of K.D.Lang.

Best of curly
Joe loved his job as applicant screener for the Folsom Street Fair.

Best of curly
“You’re gonna contribute to the ‘Hillary For President’ campaign, aren’t you?”

Best of Son Of The Godfather
In the future, sophisticated droids will be able to perform simple surgeries... like hemmorhoid removal.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I DETEST PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE VOWELS!"

Best of duke of red
"Dammit, what was the safe word?!?!?"

Best of Submariner
Sully was confused; "Why is he called the Punisher?"

Best of Submariner
THAT'S no way to use a suppository!

Best of Double the U
So then Rush grabbed Harry Reid by the balls... like THIS...

Best of Jonathan
"Who...does...Number...Two...work...for???"


32 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Sorry Senator Craig, I wuz just tappin' my foot to a John Lee Hooker song."

The Man said...

Sully wants some foreplay.

The Man said...

Other nut shot metaphors:
-Season 6 of 24
-The Spice Girl reunion
-Joe Torre leaving the Yankees
-What I want to do to Pete Stark
-Watching ESPN screw up MNF
-Colorado-Cleveland World Series
-New England Patriots
-Birds that dance to the Backstreet Boys

Army of Mom said...

Are you calling me a hunk? Ewwwww.

Army of Mom said...

The animated replacement series for "Queer Eye for the Straigh Guy" showed promise among the same demographic group.

Army of Mom said...

TSA agent training video.

Army of Mom said...

Thought cloud over skullman: Where is that damn duct tape when you need it? Maria, come here and tape his mouth for me.

curly said...

“Is that my fist in your nuts or are you just sorry to see me?”

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Punisher had finally had enough of K.D.Lang.

curly said...

The Skull and Bones Society needs more bones.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I humbly recommend to our tragic, comic-book hero that before he actually commits to a grape-check, he examine the perps right hand for any obstacles... Say, a sub-machine gun, that may hamper his goal.

curly said...

Joe loved his job as applicant screener for the Folsom Street Fair.

curly said...

“You’re gonna contribute to the ‘Hillary For President’ campaign, aren’t you?”

Son Of The Godfather said...

If you rotate the picture 90 degrees to the right, it becomes Folsom Street Fair "performance art".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Damn, curly beat me to the Folsom Street ref! lol

Son Of The Godfather said...

In the future, sophisticated droids will be able to perform simple surgeries... like hemmorhoid removal.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I DETEST PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE VOWELS!"

Anonymous said...

"I SAID give me back my GERBIL!"

duke of red said...

"Dammit, what was the safe word?!?!?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

You BID on an E-bay item, be prepared to PAY for an E-bay item!

prince of leaves said...

From the Citizen's Illustrated Guide to HillaryCare: "The National Health Plan does not cover prostate exams administered by chiropractors."

Submariner said...

Sully was confused; "Why is he called the Punisher?"

Submariner said...

Johhny Weir looked at the guy in the suit and mumbled "My thoughts exactly - whatta hunk!"

Submariner said...

Dawn; totally unamused by SOTG's continuous captions regarding "shopping" habits of minority women, sent an "aide" to show her displeasure...

Submariner said...

THAT'S no way to use a suppository!

Submariner said...

Excuse me whilst I whips dis out!

GOP & College said...

1) You WILL take the mandatory cavity search!

2) I'll do you like Hill did Bill!

curly said...

In 'The Life of Dick Cheney', Marvel Comics devote some space to the VP's early years as a chiropractor.

curly said...

"Yes Alex. I'll take 'Nut Jobs' for $200."

Double the U said...

So then Rush grabbed Harry Reid by the balls... like THIS...

Jonathan said...

"Who...does...Number...Two...work...for???"

Anonymous said...

Curly demonstrates his displeasure with the lack of "Best ofs" on Cap This!