1. "Hey, somebody check the thermostat. It's as cold as my t!ts in here."
2. "Yeah, I'd do Susan Sarandon, but I'd be thinking of Michelle Pfeiffer."
3. "Missing children in Chappaqua? Don't know a thing about it. DING!
4. "And then, as the Horned One and I were laying in the Afterglow, he whispered in my ear about socializing health care...."
5. "Bill, why should you even give a damn if I always role-play the same character? It's not like you're ever there."
Best of Bubbalove
The Wicked Witch of the West tips her hat as Satan walks in and says, "Hill, dKos and I are worried about some things.."
Best of The Man
Dammit it's that kid dressed up as Ron Paul again. He rings, get's candy, and leaves then comes right back and rings again.
Best of Rodney Dill
Here's your hat, what's your hurry?
Best of GregMan
"Bring me the One True Ring! And kill and cook the hobbits!"
Best of Mr. Right
Well, now, this certainly would explain that laughof hers, wouldn't it?
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'll tax your wages, your investment income, your house, your purchases, your sales...oh, yeah; YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!"
Best of divine miss m
"I'll get you, my Pretty...and your little navy dress, too!"
Best of prince of leaves
...but then the Sorting Hat, unable to choose in good conscience a House to inflict her on, instead simply sent Hillary into the unending dimension of magical nothingness.
Best of Submariner
Bubba, what EXACTLY do you mean when you say "How do I like what costume?"