1. "Hey, somebody check the thermostat. It's as cold as my t!ts in here."
2. "Yeah, I'd do Susan Sarandon, but I'd be thinking of Michelle Pfeiffer."
3. "Missing children in Chappaqua? Don't know a thing about it. DING!
4. "And then, as the Horned One and I were laying in the Afterglow, he whispered in my ear about socializing health care...."
5. "Bill, why should you even give a damn if I always role-play the same character? It's not like you're ever there."
Best of Bubbalove
The Wicked Witch of the West tips her hat as Satan walks in and says, "Hill, dKos and I are worried about some things.."
Best of The Man
Ding Dong....
Dammit it's that kid dressed up as Ron Paul again. He rings, get's candy, and leaves then comes right back and rings again.
Best of Rodney Dill
Here's your hat, what's your hurry?
Best of GregMan
"Bring me the One True Ring! And kill and cook the hobbits!"
Best of Mr. Right
Well, now, this certainly would explain that laughof hers, wouldn't it?
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'll tax your wages, your investment income, your house, your purchases, your sales...oh, yeah; YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!"
Best of divine miss m
"I'll get you, my Pretty...and your little navy dress, too!"
Best of prince of leaves
...but then the Sorting Hat, unable to choose in good conscience a House to inflict her on, instead simply sent Hillary into the unending dimension of magical nothingness.
Best of Submariner
Bubba, what EXACTLY do you mean when you say "How do I like what costume?"
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Oh..My..G-d...where to begin??
The Wicked Witch of the West tips her hat as Satan walks in and says, "Hill, dKos and I are worried about some things.."
BrunHill-da laughs with pleasure as the children for the Halloween sacrifice are brought in for her to select from.
Nancy Pelosi, Helen Thomas and Cynthia McKinney surprise Hillary by rushing in her office skyclad each with a leather-bound intern in tow.
I will go forth and steal candy from the middle class and give it to the poor, who are too lazy to get jobs and buy their own candy!
Ding Dong....
Dammit it's that kid dressed up as Ron Paul again. He rings, get's candy, and leaves then comes right back and rings again.
No John Edwards, you cannot go as Dorthy.
Here's your hat, what's your hurry?
CapThis Standard Captio9n #4,285: "Ia, Cthulhu F'tagn!"
"When I am President, we shall finally do away with Christian holidays like Christmas and Easter, and celebrate Samhain instead!"
"Bring me the One True Ring! And kill and cook the hobbits!"
"Yes! That's right! We WILL castrate all the men, and then reproduce by cloning!"
This was a costume I wore in high school, and it still fits! And look even though my head keeps getting bigger the hat still fits.
NIGHTMARE OF THE MILLENNIUM...
The Wicked Witch of the West Wing
Well, now, this certainly would explain that laughof hers, wouldn't it?
"I'll tax your wages, your investment income, your house, your purchases, your sales...oh, yeah; YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!"
New York's junior senator ridicules the idea that she turned a former house speaker into a newt. "Gingrich was already like that," she cackled.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck...
Dude, that's one LARGE duck.
Finally a hat that covers her pointy head.
"Fillet of Kucinich take
And in the bong do boil and bake;
Eye of Mitt and toe of Fred,
Moon of bat and hanging chad,
Stained blue dress and Rudy in drag,
Edwards' hair and Obama's flag,
For a charm of electoral trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble!"
"And it's lined with tinfoil, too? EEEEEEEE-HEEEE-Heeeee-heeee-heee-heeeeeee!!!!"
"I'll get you, my Pretty...and your little navy dress, too!"
...but then the Sorting Hat, unable to choose in good conscience a House to inflict her on, instead simply sent Hillary into the unending dimension of magical nothingness.
Oh Mar-KOS; your prom date's he-ere...
Sorry about dropping the house on my sister from the east? No worries - that's how I got rid of brother Foster from the North...
"I'll get you, my pretty... and your little health care system, too!"
Bubba, what EXACTLY do you mean when you say "How do I like what costume?"
That's the after shot.
You should have seen her before the house dropped.
Totally wicked.
*Hillary's college job: flight attendant for Witch Airlines
We'd like to thank you for flying Wicked Witch airlines. When you've finished your Tasty Children's Toes, please return your tray to the upright position and our Witch Attendants will collect your waste.
Democrat lesbians, er that's thespians, Hagrid Kennedy, Professor McClintoncle, and head master Barney Dumbledore, lead in this years Senate version of "Porkworts:secret passages and hidden handouts."
Harry Reid's cameo as the evil house elf steals the show.
two thumbs up.....way up
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