Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Quirque de Soleil Moon Fry

Army O' Mom


1. "Welcome to the 2008 Democratic convention! Starring Hillary Rodham! Whoopi Goldberg! Katie Couric! And featuring the John Edwards Dancers!"

2. "I CAN HAS BAREBACKS?" (LOLSULLY never caught on like LOLCATS)

3. Gallant: "What an exceptional display of strength and balance!" Goofus: "FAGS!"

4. The women and gays were already impressed, but to engage the male audience, the guy on top had to shoot flames out of his a$$.

5. Beijing officials prepare for the Olympics. "The two on the bottom are slightly asymmetrical, have their families rounded up and tortured."

Best of Van Helsing
Guy on top: "Jeez Bruce, I really wish you'd stop waxing your head."

Best of GOP & College
SULLY CAT WANTZ!

Best of sonicfrog
Hey, John, remember that time in college when we got really drunk and played naked vertical twister? Well, Josh got some pictures and, say, you're not running for anything, are you?

Best of sonicfrog
Man, I didn't realize gay sex in France was so... complicated!

Best of prince of leaves
...And then Tarzan awoke from the dream, ashamed but vaguely aroused.

Best of prince of leaves
And in entertainment news, Billy Corrigan has been cast as the villain in Ang Lee's "Mad Max 4: Brokeback Apocalypse".

Best of Double the U
After getting rid of the IRS and the Federal Reserve, Ron Paul wants this engraved on the back of each coin.

Best of Whacko
They were supposed to "disappear" but for some reason, David Copperfield never came back on stage.

Best of Rodney Dill
"No we're not real cirque du soleil performers, but we did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night... with Larry Craig... and Johnny Weir..."

Best of divine miss m
The White Man Group.

Best of prince of leaves
"Come on, CompUSA, I've done everything you've asked...can I just have my damned mail-in rebate already?"

Best of Submariner
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

Best of Submariner
Oh for the love of... won't the lamestream media EVER quit publishing Abu Ghraib photos?!?

38 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh, the fun we could have with a wrist-rocket...

Van Helsing said...

Guy on top: "Jeez Bruce, I really wish you'd stop waxing your head."

GOP & College said...

1) OK cue ball, if I lose grip and fall because you're sweating, I'm gonna be REALLY pissed.

2) SULLY CAT WANTZ!

3) "I think the Ronald McDonald Circus just got Pwned."

Submariner said...
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sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Oh crap, I've got a nose itch...

sonicfrog said...

Hey, John, remember that time in college when we got really drunk and played naked twister? Well, Josh got some pictures and, say, you're not running for anything, are you?

sonicfrog said...

I always knew Tim and Tony were big bottoms.

sonicfrog said...

Sully just found the perfect cure for his ED problem.

sonicfrog said...

Man, I didn't realize gay sex in France was so... complicated!

prince of leaves said...

...And then Tarzan awoke from the dream, ashamed but vaguely aroused.

prince of leaves said...

The entertainment for private gatherings at the White House changed dramatically after President Edwards began channeling Nero and Caligula for leadership advice.

prince of leaves said...

And in entertainment news, Billy Corrigan has been cast as the villain in Ang Lee's "Mad Max 4: Brokeback Apocalypse".

Double the U said...

After getting rid of the IRS and the Federal Reserve, Ron Paul wants this engraved on the back of each coin.

Whacko said...

They were supposed to "disappear" but for some reason, David Copperfield never came back on stage.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"...and if THAT weren't wierd enough; then they broke out in a barbershop medley of Streisand tunes! Whaddaya think it means?"
Sir Elton and Sully discuss their dream lives...

Rodney Dill said...

"No we're not real cirque du soleil performers, but we did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night... with Larry Craig... and Johnny Weir..."

divine miss m said...

The White Man Group.

prince of leaves said...

"Come on, CompUSA, I've done everything you've asked...can I just have my damned mail-in rebate already?"

Whacko said...

Somehow, this is the fault of George Bush.

Army of Dad said...

Funny, I would have thought the back lighting for that show would be a rainbow.

curly said...

Sully places an order at the San Francisco Starbucks: “I’ll have a triple decker mancha, double meet on the bottom, upside down on the bottom and top, I’ll supply the cream.”

curly said...

Obama’s thought bubble: “I’ll gladly pledge allegiance to that!”

curly said...

Intern tryouts for the Edwards campaign are getting progressively harder.

Kaptain said...

"...handspring off the bald guy's head - nothing but net." Kobe's game of HORSE gets really competitive.

Submariner said...

Not so ORA:

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

Double the U said...

That's great Hillary, but I still really think I need to see a doctor.

Submariner said...

Oh for the love of... won't the lamestream media EVER quit publishing Abu Ghraib photos?!?
errrr, Circ de Whatzit?
Never mind.

Army of Mom said...

Thought bubble from guy on top - oh wait, that is a fart bubble. My bad.

Army of Mom said...

*guy on top* I'm talking to my agent about this. When he said this gig would get me a little head, this isn't the result I was thinking.

Army of Mom said...

Chippendale's fans had a harder and harder time putting dollar bills in the dancers' undies after management fired the DJ and hired the Circe de Soleil choreographer.

Army of Mom said...

2007 edition of Twister looks like it will be a hit in San Francisco.

Army of Mom said...

The latest incarnation of the Village People never could perfect the YMCA performance.

Anonymous said...

Cirque de soGay.

Steve O

curly said...

While being well paid for each pantomimed letter, repeatedly spelling out ‘Johnny Reid Edwards For President’ was indeed tiring work.

curly said...

"Don't let your meat loaf!"