1. "BRING THOSE CHEEZBURGERS TO ME. I COMMANDZ IT."
2. Once she learned she could kick his a$$, River was always pointing and laughing at Jayne's hat... well, pointing anyway.
3. "You've been a naughty, bad, junior senator. Mistress River commands you to smell her finger."
4. "Serenity Now!"
5. "OH I C. IZ LIKE PEENIS ONLY SMALLERS. K THX BAI." Best of Army of Mom
Where do you want the couch now? Are we done rearranging furniture yet?
Best of Army of Mom
Kobe, he's open.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Wednesday Addams is lookin' kinda hot.
Best of divine miss m
"That one, the one they call Submariner...have him bathed and shaved and brought to my tent!"
Best of attmay
"Um, you want me to act like the evil monkey from Family Guy? Seriously? Okay that's fifty bucks to start, seventy-five if you want me to make the face."
Best of prince of leaves
"After the accident at the taffy factory, my arm was seven feet long. John Edwards got me ten billion dollars in the worker's comp settlement. Thank you, John Edwards!"
Best of gregory
Full extent of a Goth Cheerleader routine.
Best of Submariner
Drop the giant Nike ball on THAT car...
Best of Whacko
Angelina selects another orphan.
Best of Jack Reacher
"CDs are over there. You can pay for them with your latte."
Best of Jack Reacher
Senator Clinton had the nightmare again, where a strange woman points out newly-discovered Rose Law Firm records.
26 comments:
He's the one who kicked the giant Nike ball.
River enjoyed ratting on Jayne.
Oooh, lets be bad guys with River. *purring*
Anyone else have a hankering for Fruity Oaty Bars?
Where do you want the couch now? Are we done rearranging furniture yet?
Kobe, he's open.
You! Off my planet.
*singing*
Many Reivers to cross ...
Obscure Jimmy Cliff song
*singing*
Reivers to the left of me, Reivers to the right, kicking ass in the middle with you.
*old church camp song*
I've got a River of Life coming out of me ... makes the lame men walk and the blind to see ...
or in this case,
I've got a River of Life coming out of me, kicks the Reivers' asses and makes Jayne want to pee.
River's response to Wash's question of "who farted?"
Wednesday Addams is lookin' kinda hot.
Son Of The Godfather said...
Wednesday Addams is lookin' kinda hot.
Kinda?
Morticia points out the "Thing" she wants to "scratch her itch..."
Literary ORA:
"Out, out damned spot!"
Also works well for not-yet-house-trained puppies...
SOTG, ol' chum, it looks like there just ♪ain't no River high enough♪ to take that from you!
"That one, the one they call Submariner...have him bathed and shaved and brought to my tent!"
"Um, you want me to act like the evil monkey from Family Guy? Seriously? Okay that's fifty bucks to start, seventy-five if you want me to make the face."
"After the accident at the taffy factory, my arm was seven feet long. John Edwards got me ten billion dollars in the worker's comp settlement. Thank you, John Edwards!"
"Damn...I've had my arms stretched twice now, and the sleeves on off-the-rack dresses are STILL too long!"
Suresh was intrigued, but unsure exactly what evolutionary benefit came from her ability to pass gas of any imaginable scent when her finger was pulled.
Full extent of a Goth Cheerleader routine.
Drop the giant Nike ball on THAT car...
Divine Miss M said...
"That one, the one they call Submariner...have him bathed and shaved and brought to my tent!"
'k. when?
Angelina selects another orphan.
"CDs are over there. You can pay for them with your latte."
Senator Clinton had the nightmare again, where a strange woman points out newly-discovered Rose Law Firm records.
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