Thursday, October 25, 2007

Pull My Finger


1. "BRING THOSE CHEEZBURGERS TO ME. I COMMANDZ IT."

2. Once she learned she could kick his a$$, River was always pointing and laughing at Jayne's hat... well, pointing anyway.

3. "You've been a naughty, bad, junior senator. Mistress River commands you to smell her finger."

4. "Serenity Now!"

5. "OH I C. IZ LIKE PEENIS ONLY SMALLERS. K THX BAI." Best of Army of Mom
Where do you want the couch now? Are we done rearranging furniture yet?

Best of Army of Mom
Kobe, he's open.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Wednesday Addams is lookin' kinda hot.

Best of divine miss m
"That one, the one they call Submariner...have him bathed and shaved and brought to my tent!"

Best of attmay
"Um, you want me to act like the evil monkey from Family Guy? Seriously? Okay that's fifty bucks to start, seventy-five if you want me to make the face."

Best of prince of leaves
"After the accident at the taffy factory, my arm was seven feet long. John Edwards got me ten billion dollars in the worker's comp settlement. Thank you, John Edwards!"

Best of gregory
Full extent of a Goth Cheerleader routine.

Best of Submariner
Drop the giant Nike ball on THAT car...

Best of Whacko
Angelina selects another orphan.

Best of Jack Reacher
"CDs are over there. You can pay for them with your latte."

Best of Jack Reacher
Senator Clinton had the nightmare again, where a strange woman points out newly-discovered Rose Law Firm records.

26 comments:

Army of Mom said...

He's the one who kicked the giant Nike ball.

River enjoyed ratting on Jayne.

Army of Mom said...

Oooh, lets be bad guys with River. *purring*

Army of Mom said...

Anyone else have a hankering for Fruity Oaty Bars?

Army of Mom said...

Where do you want the couch now? Are we done rearranging furniture yet?

Army of Mom said...

Kobe, he's open.

Army of Mom said...

You! Off my planet.

Army of Mom said...

*singing*

Many Reivers to cross ...

Obscure Jimmy Cliff song

Army of Mom said...

*singing*

Reivers to the left of me, Reivers to the right, kicking ass in the middle with you.

Army of Mom said...

*old church camp song*

I've got a River of Life coming out of me ... makes the lame men walk and the blind to see ...

or in this case,
I've got a River of Life coming out of me, kicks the Reivers' asses and makes Jayne want to pee.

Army of Mom said...

River's response to Wash's question of "who farted?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Wednesday Addams is lookin' kinda hot.

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Wednesday Addams is lookin' kinda hot.


Kinda?

Submariner said...

Morticia points out the "Thing" she wants to "scratch her itch..."

Submariner said...

Literary ORA:

"Out, out damned spot!"


Also works well for not-yet-house-trained puppies...

Submariner said...

SOTG, ol' chum, it looks like there just ♪ain't no River high enough♪ to take that from you!

divine miss m said...

"That one, the one they call Submariner...have him bathed and shaved and brought to my tent!"

attmay said...

"Um, you want me to act like the evil monkey from Family Guy? Seriously? Okay that's fifty bucks to start, seventy-five if you want me to make the face."

prince of leaves said...

"After the accident at the taffy factory, my arm was seven feet long. John Edwards got me ten billion dollars in the worker's comp settlement. Thank you, John Edwards!"

prince of leaves said...

"Damn...I've had my arms stretched twice now, and the sleeves on off-the-rack dresses are STILL too long!"

prince of leaves said...

Suresh was intrigued, but unsure exactly what evolutionary benefit came from her ability to pass gas of any imaginable scent when her finger was pulled.

gregory said...

Full extent of a Goth Cheerleader routine.

Submariner said...

Drop the giant Nike ball on THAT car...

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M said...
"That one, the one they call Submariner...have him bathed and shaved and brought to my tent!"



'k. when?

Whacko said...

Angelina selects another orphan.

Jack Reacher said...

"CDs are over there. You can pay for them with your latte."

Jack Reacher said...

Senator Clinton had the nightmare again, where a strange woman points out newly-discovered Rose Law Firm records.