1. "I assure you, Mr. Sullivan, none of the other Jaffa wish to see your 'staff weapon.'"
2. "If he wins the election, John Edwards has promised to make me Secretary of Booty."
3. "Every time we take the kids to one of these Folsom Street Fairs, they demand spankings for weeks afterwards."
4. Before their falling out, Chancellor Palpatine and Mace Windu used to enjoy hanging out together at the Coruscant Street Fair.
5. "I also agree those freaks from the Christian Right are scary. Why don't we continue this conversation in my apartment while I crush your nutsak in a hot waffle iron?"
Best of Capt. Queeg
"I get a lot of my ideas from a website called 'Nad Shot'. Ever hear of it?"
Best of lawhawk
Bill and Ted no longer cared where Carol and Alice were as their true affections became apparent.
Best of Army of Dad
Here the Silky Pony is telling this young man just how great this facial feels.
Best of prince of leaves
In a not-too-distant dystopian future, muttaween patrol the streets of the San Francisco Free State, delivering swift and merciless punishment to those who exhibit insufficient depravity.
Best of prince of leaves
Hiro discovers another surprising fact about Takezo Kensei that didn't make it into the legends.
Best of The Man
Tase me bro! TASE ME!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"T'ealc?"
"Daniel Jackson?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I am Dorkicus!"
Best of the paperboy
Worf?
Data? This is indeed a most disturbing alternate reality.
Best of the paperboy
So... YOU'RE my prom date???
Best of Submariner
"I'm intrigued, Mayor Nagin; tell me more about this 'chocolate city' concept of yours..."
Best of Submariner
Uhhhhhhh, Speaker Pelosi? The botox is losing containment - you might want to put on the burka's headgear now...
Best of Rodney Dill
"...and are you prepared to learn the ancient Islamic art of making sheep anuses larger?"
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"I get a lot of my ideas from a website called 'Nad Shot'. Ever hear of it?"
Bill and Ted no longer cared where Carol and Alice were as their true affections became apparent.
Here the Silky Pony is telling this young man just how great this facial feels.
So... here is my offer, do you have a close African-American friend?
"No, I never have trouble with airport security in Los Angeles - how about you?"
Due to Miller Beer being shamed into dropping its sponsorship contract, the 2008 Folsom Street Fair had to partner with the neighboring Shotwell Street Star Trek Convention.
"I don't know, what DO you get when you cross a Knight of Camelot, an Italian Renaissance maiden, a mime, a nun, and a St. Bernard dog?"
Whoo, scary...but Pinhead without his makeup still beats Barbra Streisand without a bra.
In a not-too-distant dystopian future, muttaween patrol the streets of the San Francisco Free State, delivering swift and merciless punishment to those who exhibit insufficient depravity.
G'Kar was always the cross-dressing life of the party at the Brown-17 Street Fair, despite being not even remotely convincing as a human.
Hiro discovers another surprising fact about Takezo Kensei that didn't make it into the legends.
Tase me bro! TASE ME!
This is getting repetitive, but again, things I never see at the Ren Faire.
Dude, this the S&M convention, I think you want the Sci Fi Con at the back of the convention center.
So, are you a top or a bottom?
*ironically, the word verification includes bj amidst the letters*
'Scuse me whilst I whip dis out.
"T'ealc?"
"Daniel Jackson?"
"I am Dorkicus!"
"...So they just make up captions and post them to the blog?... What a bunch of freaks!"
"MY disguise?... Well, I signed this stupid letter about Rush Limbaugh..."
I'm glad Lincoln in the upper right corner there got to see the different races getting along.
I was going to write "coming together"... but I just couldn't.
Being the only proud, black, heterosexual warrior in San Francisco, K'tar was about to break a nasty habit.
If baffles me also why more people don't understand the genius of Ron Paul.
One of the very very very very early sexbot prototypes can be seen here showing positive proof-of-concept.
Worf?
Data? This is indeed a most disturbing alternate reality.
So... YOU'RE my prom date???
"I'm intrigued, Mayor Nagin; tell me more about this 'chocolate city' concept of yours..."
Willie? Willie Wonka?!?
That ain't no "light sabre" you're wielding, so you MUST be happy to see me, Kunte Fet.
Uhhhhhhh, Speaker Pelosi? The botox is losing containment - you might want to put on the burka's headgear now...
This is not the future I've envisioned! What've you done to the timeline?
And remember; 'what happens on Alduran, STAYS on Alduran...'
I am the Eunix Daemon. I see that you are not yet a eunuch.
"Gladius to meet ya"
Well, y'see it's like this; you looked a lot less, uh, tan in your movies, Mr. Crowe...
"...and are you prepared to learn the ancient Islamic art of making sheep anuses larger?"
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."
The Sisco was not happy with the Prophet's latest altered reality.
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