Friday, October 19, 2007

Pelosi People

Timmah!


1. "I assure you, Mr. Sullivan, none of the other Jaffa wish to see your 'staff weapon.'"

2. "If he wins the election, John Edwards has promised to make me Secretary of Booty."

3. "Every time we take the kids to one of these Folsom Street Fairs, they demand spankings for weeks afterwards."

4. Before their falling out, Chancellor Palpatine and Mace Windu used to enjoy hanging out together at the Coruscant Street Fair.

5. "I also agree those freaks from the Christian Right are scary. Why don't we continue this conversation in my apartment while I crush your nutsak in a hot waffle iron?"

Best of Capt. Queeg
"I get a lot of my ideas from a website called 'Nad Shot'. Ever hear of it?"

Best of lawhawk
Bill and Ted no longer cared where Carol and Alice were as their true affections became apparent.

Best of Army of Dad
Here the Silky Pony is telling this young man just how great this facial feels.

Best of prince of leaves
In a not-too-distant dystopian future, muttaween patrol the streets of the San Francisco Free State, delivering swift and merciless punishment to those who exhibit insufficient depravity.

Best of prince of leaves
Hiro discovers another surprising fact about Takezo Kensei that didn't make it into the legends.

Best of The Man
Tase me bro! TASE ME!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"T'ealc?"
"Daniel Jackson?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I am Dorkicus!"

Best of the paperboy
Worf?
Data? This is indeed a most disturbing alternate reality.

Best of the paperboy
So... YOU'RE my prom date???

Best of Submariner
"I'm intrigued, Mayor Nagin; tell me more about this 'chocolate city' concept of yours..."

Best of Submariner
Uhhhhhhh, Speaker Pelosi? The botox is losing containment - you might want to put on the burka's headgear now...

Best of Rodney Dill
"...and are you prepared to learn the ancient Islamic art of making sheep anuses larger?"


38 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

"I get a lot of my ideas from a website called 'Nad Shot'. Ever hear of it?"

lawhawk said...

Bill and Ted no longer cared where Carol and Alice were as their true affections became apparent.

Army of Dad said...

Here the Silky Pony is telling this young man just how great this facial feels.

Double the U said...

So... here is my offer, do you have a close African-American friend?

Whacko said...

"No, I never have trouble with airport security in Los Angeles - how about you?"

prince of leaves said...

Due to Miller Beer being shamed into dropping its sponsorship contract, the 2008 Folsom Street Fair had to partner with the neighboring Shotwell Street Star Trek Convention.

prince of leaves said...

"I don't know, what DO you get when you cross a Knight of Camelot, an Italian Renaissance maiden, a mime, a nun, and a St. Bernard dog?"

prince of leaves said...

Whoo, scary...but Pinhead without his makeup still beats Barbra Streisand without a bra.

prince of leaves said...

In a not-too-distant dystopian future, muttaween patrol the streets of the San Francisco Free State, delivering swift and merciless punishment to those who exhibit insufficient depravity.

prince of leaves said...

G'Kar was always the cross-dressing life of the party at the Brown-17 Street Fair, despite being not even remotely convincing as a human.

prince of leaves said...

Hiro discovers another surprising fact about Takezo Kensei that didn't make it into the legends.

The Man said...

Tase me bro! TASE ME!

Army of Mom said...

This is getting repetitive, but again, things I never see at the Ren Faire.

Army of Mom said...

Dude, this the S&M convention, I think you want the Sci Fi Con at the back of the convention center.

Army of Mom said...

So, are you a top or a bottom?

*ironically, the word verification includes bj amidst the letters*

Army of Mom said...

'Scuse me whilst I whip dis out.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"T'ealc?"
"Daniel Jackson?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I am Dorkicus!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...So they just make up captions and post them to the blog?... What a bunch of freaks!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"MY disguise?... Well, I signed this stupid letter about Rush Limbaugh..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm glad Lincoln in the upper right corner there got to see the different races getting along.

I was going to write "coming together"... but I just couldn't.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Being the only proud, black, heterosexual warrior in San Francisco, K'tar was about to break a nasty habit.

Anonymous said...

If baffles me also why more people don't understand the genius of Ron Paul.

sonicfrog said...

One of the very very very very early sexbot prototypes can be seen here showing positive proof-of-concept.

the paperboy said...

Worf?
Data? This is indeed a most disturbing alternate reality.

the paperboy said...

So... YOU'RE my prom date???

Submariner said...

"I'm intrigued, Mayor Nagin; tell me more about this 'chocolate city' concept of yours..."

Submariner said...

Willie? Willie Wonka?!?

Submariner said...

That ain't no "light sabre" you're wielding, so you MUST be happy to see me, Kunte Fet.

Submariner said...

Uhhhhhhh, Speaker Pelosi? The botox is losing containment - you might want to put on the burka's headgear now...

the paperboy said...

This is not the future I've envisioned! What've you done to the timeline?

Submariner said...

And remember; 'what happens on Alduran, STAYS on Alduran...'

the paperboy said...

I am the Eunix Daemon. I see that you are not yet a eunuch.

Rodney Dill said...

"Gladius to meet ya"

Submariner said...

Well, y'see it's like this; you looked a lot less, uh, tan in your movies, Mr. Crowe...

Rodney Dill said...

"...and are you prepared to learn the ancient Islamic art of making sheep anuses larger?"

Submariner said...

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."

Army of Dad said...

The Sisco was not happy with the Prophet's latest altered reality.