Wednesday, October 31, 2007

More "Ripped from the Banner" Caps


1. "I warned her not to go to the press with those Hillary '08 campaign files."

2. "Why didn't you duck when Dick Cheney shouted 'Quail!'"

3. "I found another Lindsey Lohan in the underbrush."

4. Defying the meme of his laziness, Fred Thompson buries his whores personally.

5. And another Democrat voter is "escorted" to the polls.

Best of The Man
Senator Kennedy, you left this in your car

Best of Rodney Dill
"STELLA!!!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Tor find client for Senator Edwards."

Best of Whacko
"Dang! I cut my hand on those really sharp boobs!"

Best of lawhawk
A walk down memory lane for Bill and Hillary.

Best of Submariner
We-elllll, the transmission said "Mars Needs Women!"

Best of gregory
"I'm gonna need bigger socks for this" Sandy thought to himself.

Best of Army of Mom
I loved her, hugged her and named her George.

20 comments:

The Man said...

Senator Kennedy, you left this in your car

The Man said...

Mr. Kobe, where should I leave this one?

Rodney Dill said...

"STELLA!!!"

baslim said...

I hate Stilton cheese Queefs.

Van Helsing said...

Shrillary's delivery arrives.

Capt. Queeg said...

'Ow to speak HillaryCare2010: Ambulance.

Jack Reacher said...

"Tor find client for Senator Edwards."

Jack Reacher said...

"Senator Craig, remember the old saying how a political career can be ended by being found with a dead girl or a live boy? Bad news again, I'm afraid..."

Jack Reacher said...

When Ellen DeGeneres thinks Home Shopping Network, she'd usually imagining something like this.

Whacko said...

"Dang! I cut my hand on those really sharp boobs!"

lawhawk said...

I see dead people.

I was minding my own business taking a nice walk through the park, and next thing I know, it's a Skull and Bones convention.

That's nothing but a walk down memory lane for Bill and Hillary.

Jack Reacher said...

Oh, no; Tor's been going through Wonkette's dumpster again.

Submariner said...

Howie the Duck unveils the DNC "Get Out The Vote '08" election strategy...

Submariner said...

Abner offers to throw in a "Teddy the Whale Option Package" for a potential buyer...

Submariner said...

We-elllll, the transmission said "Mars Needs Women!"

Submariner said...

If Rosie O'Donuts were in charge of the "Dominoe's Delivers" campaign...

gregory said...

"I'm gonna need bigger socks for this" Sandy thought to himself.

Army of Mom said...

I loved her, hugged her and named her George.

Army of Mom said...

Inflate-a-date perfected.

prince of leaves said...

"Mommeeeee! [sob] [snort] [blubber] I bwoke my new toy!"