1. "I warned her not to go to the press with those Hillary '08 campaign files."
2. "Why didn't you duck when Dick Cheney shouted 'Quail!'"
3. "I found another Lindsey Lohan in the underbrush."
4. Defying the meme of his laziness, Fred Thompson buries his whores personally.
5. And another Democrat voter is "escorted" to the polls.
Best of The Man
Senator Kennedy, you left this in your car
Best of Rodney Dill
"STELLA!!!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Tor find client for Senator Edwards."
Best of Whacko
"Dang! I cut my hand on those really sharp boobs!"
Best of lawhawk
A walk down memory lane for Bill and Hillary.
Best of Submariner
We-elllll, the transmission said "Mars Needs Women!"
Best of gregory
"I'm gonna need bigger socks for this" Sandy thought to himself.
Best of Army of Mom
I loved her, hugged her and named her George.
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Senator Kennedy, you left this in your car
Mr. Kobe, where should I leave this one?
"STELLA!!!"
I hate Stilton cheese Queefs.
Shrillary's delivery arrives.
'Ow to speak HillaryCare2010: Ambulance.
"Tor find client for Senator Edwards."
"Senator Craig, remember the old saying how a political career can be ended by being found with a dead girl or a live boy? Bad news again, I'm afraid..."
When Ellen DeGeneres thinks Home Shopping Network, she'd usually imagining something like this.
"Dang! I cut my hand on those really sharp boobs!"
I see dead people.
I was minding my own business taking a nice walk through the park, and next thing I know, it's a Skull and Bones convention.
That's nothing but a walk down memory lane for Bill and Hillary.
Oh, no; Tor's been going through Wonkette's dumpster again.
Howie the Duck unveils the DNC "Get Out The Vote '08" election strategy...
Abner offers to throw in a "Teddy the Whale Option Package" for a potential buyer...
We-elllll, the transmission said "Mars Needs Women!"
If Rosie O'Donuts were in charge of the "Dominoe's Delivers" campaign...
"I'm gonna need bigger socks for this" Sandy thought to himself.
I loved her, hugged her and named her George.
Inflate-a-date perfected.
"Mommeeeee! [sob] [snort] [blubber] I bwoke my new toy!"
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