1. "I warned her not to go to the press with those Hillary '08 campaign files."
2. "Why didn't you duck when Dick Cheney shouted 'Quail!'"
3. "I found another Lindsey Lohan in the underbrush."
4. Defying the meme of his laziness, Fred Thompson buries his whores personally.
5. And another Democrat voter is "escorted" to the polls.
Best of The Man
Senator Kennedy, you left this in your car
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of Jack Reacher
"Tor find client for Senator Edwards."
Best of Whacko
"Dang! I cut my hand on those really sharp boobs!"
Best of lawhawk
A walk down memory lane for Bill and Hillary.
Best of Submariner
We-elllll, the transmission said "Mars Needs Women!"
Best of gregory
"I'm gonna need bigger socks for this" Sandy thought to himself.
Best of Army of Mom
I loved her, hugged her and named her George.