Saturday, October 27, 2007

More Bad Seed Saturday


1. "Fact of the Day, Cats don't have nine lives."

2. "Ia, Cthulhu F'tagn!"

3. "And there will be Universal Health Care, even if I have to personally kill everyone who stands in my way!"

4. "Where's cousin Oliver, you ask? Which part of him?"

5. "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, adieu..." and then, she whipped out an AK-47.

Best of ThatGayConservative
Swiss Miss Instant Death
with marshmallows.

Best of Submariner
"And in my vision of the 2000's, socialism will have become the norm under a Democrat led Congress and the nation will finally be ready for a Womyn President."
Hillary Rodham practises a speech for grammar school delivery, circa 1956.

Best of Submariner
Woody Allen? Your prom date's here...

Best of Tim
The bordello specialized in amputee call girls.

Best of prince of leaves
"Daddy, that naughty Becky Swinton was teasing me and made me cry. Can I borrow the key to the woodchipper?"

Best of prince of leaves
"I don't think you understand me, Mommy. You buy me the new dress...or all of Smithville finds out about why you've been spending so much time in the barn with the new Clydesdale."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Dad, the Federal Election Commission is on the phone. They want to know about my $2,000 donation to the Clinton campaign. What do I tell them?"

Best of Anonymous, possibly Steve-O
I wish Mommy hadn't taken that thalidomide, but at least I can keep up with Flipper.

20 comments:

ThatGayConservative said...

"Look ma! Bob The Builder amputated my arm!"

Anonymous said...

I'm here for today's lesson Miss Hillary...

Steve O

ThatGayConservative said...

Swiss Miss Instant Death

with marshmallows.

ThatGayConservative said...

"That's great, Uncle Gadget! Now could you retract the Go-go Gadget penis?"

Submariner said...

"And in my vision of the 2000's, socialism will have become the norm under a Democrat led Congress and the nation will finally be ready for a Womyn President."
Hillary Rodham practises a speech for grammar school delivery, circa 1956.

Submariner said...

Brightly; "Mommy? The corn's asking for you..."

Submariner said...

"...and when I grow up, I plan on over-prescribing Oxycontin to conservative talk-radio hosts, and then leak the protected medical records to their enemies in the Senate."
A Future Democrats of America pledge lists her credentials.

Submariner said...

"Well, Groucho, I think the secret word is LAWSUIT and unless I win today's show, ALL networks will hear how you were groping me before we went on air."
Hillary gets her start in the legal profession.

Submariner said...

♪I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!♪
John Edwards was never the same after he channeled Agnes...

Submariner said...

Woody Allen? Your prom date's here...

Tim said...

The bordello specialized in amputee call girls.

prince of leaves said...

"Okay, Daddy, I took care of the Wilsons' constantly-barking dogs like you asked. But now the garbage disposal is jammed."

prince of leaves said...

"Daddy, that naughty Becky Swinton was teasing me and made me cry. Can I borrow the key to the woodchipper?"

prince of leaves said...

"I don't think you understand me, Mommy. You buy me the new dress...or all of Smithville finds out about why you've been spending so much time in the barn with the new Clydesdale."

prince of leaves said...

With Elizabeth's health deteriorating, John Edwards hires another girl to make his scurrilous campaign attacks for him.

prince of leaves said...

"And now we return to Andrew Sullivan on 'Biography'."

Snarkyone said...

Cindy Brady tells Jan not to worry about 'Marcia, Marcia Marcia.'

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, Senator Edwards, do you remember channeling me when I was a fetus? No? Well, how about telling me what I'm thinking now? Perhaps this knife will, um, sharpen your perception...Bwahahahahahahahahha!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Dad, the Federal Election Commission is on the phone. They want to know about my $2,000 donation to the Clinton campaign. What do I tell them?"

Anonymous said...

I wish Mommy hadn't taken that thalidomide, but at least I can keep up with Flipper.