1. "Aw, c'mon... does there really have to be only one?"
2. SOTG's Google search for "Michelle Rodriguez" and "double penetration" yields a surprisingly satisfactory result.
3. "Dildo Fight!"
4. "Why are we fighting each other when there's a Fire Swamp full of ROUS's out there?"
5. "Subby says we should stop fighting and kiss and make up... ideally in a vat of warm mud."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Dang, where can I get one of those hella-huge creamsickles?
Best of Jonathan
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
Best of curly
“Mistress Pelosi requires your facial epidermis; Botox no longer does the trick.”
Best of AJ
PMS - The Movie
Best of sonicfrog
Mary Cheney demonstrates how to keep a long term lesbian relationship alive and vibrant.
Best of racerboy
Two dykes enter; one dyke leaves!
Best of Army of Dad
"My god, that's beautiful!" exclaimed John Edwards. "Such vibrant color and bounce in her hair"
Best of Army of Mom
again, sites I never see at the Ren Faire.
*sigh*
Best of Submariner
Your leathers are like, soooo last millenium.
Best of Submariner
That's no way to kill roachess!
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In the barracks at Hilldog’s intern boot camp, after-hours debates about Universal Health Care Reform became pointed and brutal.
SOTG's Google search for "Michelle Rodriguez" and "double penetration" yields a surprisingly satisfactory result.
Damn Google's teeny, tiny privacy statement!
Dang, where can I get one of those hella-huge creamsickles?
"Hillary? We're here for your pap smear..."
...Please do not combine my last two captions.
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
“Mistress Pelosi requires your facial epidermis; Botox no longer does the trick.”
“You fight like a Canadian!”
Late night television viewers are treated to a new, updated "Super Ginsu" commercial, featuring new spokesmodels.
“I brought the blades to shave Hillary’s back, but they nail file you have is much too small.”
“Say ‘President Dennis Kucinich!’ or die, wench!”
Adds new meaning to the term "Broadsword"
Laura Bush and Hillary meet at last.
PMS - The Movie
A "Xena Princess Warrior" remake... Already????
Mary Cheney demonstrates how to keep a long term lesbian relationship alive and vibrant.
Two dykes enter; one dyke leaves!
"Mine is bigger than yours."
"Are we talking about swords?"
Mrs. Gates sprang into action when she realized the chick with the swords was NOT a Hooters Girl.
Gina: "Let me be frank with you."
Holly: "No fair! You got to be 'Frank' last week!
"There's a snuke in your sniz".
"My god, that's beautiful!" exclaimed John Edwards. "Such vibrant color and bounce in her hair"
again, sites I never see at the Ren Faire.
*sigh*
Listen, if they take batteries, they're called vibrators. If they don't, they're dildos.
Folsom Street Fair seems to be getting a bit edgeir this year...
OK, bi-yotch; I'll duel you for the right to be SOTG's prom date.
Your leathers are like, soooo last millenium.
Ooooooooooooooo - bad girl;
Mama spank?
That's no way to kill roachess!
Moments later, there was a planned "wardrobe malfunction" and the ensuing brouhaha ensured that American Gladiators would never again be allowed to host a Superbowl halftime show.
"You call that a knife?"
Swords? Oh heck no. This is just a diving rod for hot quim that Hilldawg gave me...
Vassar's "Self Defense for Wymyn" classes have gotten serious.
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