Thursday, October 11, 2007

Michelle Rodriguez Is a Very Bad Girl and Needs to be Spanked. Volunteers?


1. "Aw, c'mon... does there really have to be only one?"

2. SOTG's Google search for "Michelle Rodriguez" and "double penetration" yields a surprisingly satisfactory result.

3. "Dildo Fight!"

4. "Why are we fighting each other when there's a Fire Swamp full of ROUS's out there?"

5. "Subby says we should stop fighting and kiss and make up... ideally in a vat of warm mud."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Dang, where can I get one of those hella-huge creamsickles?

Best of Jonathan
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

Best of curly
“Mistress Pelosi requires your facial epidermis; Botox no longer does the trick.”

Best of AJ
PMS - The Movie

Best of sonicfrog
Mary Cheney demonstrates how to keep a long term lesbian relationship alive and vibrant.

Best of racerboy
Two dykes enter; one dyke leaves!

Best of Army of Dad
"My god, that's beautiful!" exclaimed John Edwards. "Such vibrant color and bounce in her hair"

Best of Army of Mom
again, sites I never see at the Ren Faire.

*sigh*

Best of Submariner
Your leathers are like, soooo last millenium.

Best of Submariner
That's no way to kill roachess!


34 comments:

curly said...

In the barracks at Hilldog’s intern boot camp, after-hours debates about Universal Health Care Reform became pointed and brutal.

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG's Google search for "Michelle Rodriguez" and "double penetration" yields a surprisingly satisfactory result.

Damn Google's teeny, tiny privacy statement!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Dang, where can I get one of those hella-huge creamsickles?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hillary? We're here for your pap smear..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

...Please do not combine my last two captions.

Jonathan said...

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

curly said...

“Mistress Pelosi requires your facial epidermis; Botox no longer does the trick.”

curly said...

“You fight like a Canadian!”

Jack Reacher said...

Late night television viewers are treated to a new, updated "Super Ginsu" commercial, featuring new spokesmodels.

curly said...

“I brought the blades to shave Hillary’s back, but they nail file you have is much too small.”

curly said...

“Say ‘President Dennis Kucinich!’ or die, wench!”

metalgarth said...

Adds new meaning to the term "Broadsword"

AJ said...

Laura Bush and Hillary meet at last.

AJ said...

PMS - The Movie

sonicfrog said...

A "Xena Princess Warrior" remake... Already????

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Mary Cheney demonstrates how to keep a long term lesbian relationship alive and vibrant.

racerboy said...

Two dykes enter; one dyke leaves!

Whacko said...

"Mine is bigger than yours."

"Are we talking about swords?"

Gregory said...

Mrs. Gates sprang into action when she realized the chick with the swords was NOT a Hooters Girl.

Shayne said...

Gina: "Let me be frank with you."

Holly: "No fair! You got to be 'Frank' last week!

ThatGayConservative said...

"There's a snuke in your sniz".

Army of Dad said...

"My god, that's beautiful!" exclaimed John Edwards. "Such vibrant color and bounce in her hair"

Army of Mom said...

again, sites I never see at the Ren Faire.

*sigh*

Army of Mom said...

Listen, if they take batteries, they're called vibrators. If they don't, they're dildos.

Submariner said...

Folsom Street Fair seems to be getting a bit edgeir this year...

Submariner said...

OK, bi-yotch; I'll duel you for the right to be SOTG's prom date.

Submariner said...

Your leathers are like, soooo last millenium.

Submariner said...

Ooooooooooooooo - bad girl;
Mama spank?

Submariner said...

That's no way to kill roachess!

Submariner said...

Moments later, there was a planned "wardrobe malfunction" and the ensuing brouhaha ensured that American Gladiators would never again be allowed to host a Superbowl halftime show.

Kaptain said...

"You call that a knife?"

Submariner said...

Swords? Oh heck no. This is just a diving rod for hot quim that Hilldawg gave me...

Submariner said...

Vassar's "Self Defense for Wymyn" classes have gotten serious.